Crew v USL Trash Who'll Knock Us Out Cuz Life Is Terrible | A Poll Companion to the USOC Game Thread

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What will be the result of the Crew's 6/11/19 LHUSOC match vs Pittsburgh?

Poll closed Jun 11, 2019.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    27.3%
  2. Win by one goal

    27.3%
  3. Win in extra time

    2.3%
  4. Win by penalty shootout

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Lose by penalty shootout

    2.3%
  6. Lose in extra time

    4.5%
  7. Lose by one goal

    2.3%
  8. Lose by two or more goals

    4.5%
  9. B-Squad Spectacular: win by ≥2 goals, clean sheet (worth 2 points!!)

    22.7%
  10. "The Crew win? *takes drag of cigarette* Now there's a result I haven't seen in years." - Crew fans

    6.8%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  2. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is for the muthafuggin cup! THE CUP!


    lose by two.

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    edit: *clicks official thread hyperlink* @chr1st you son of a bitch. youve done it again!
     
  4. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    19-post thread closed in favor of this one?
     
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  5. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yep. One one person is allowed to start match threads here, and we all know who it is.
     
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  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What the shit? If I was the dude that started the other thread I'd be pissed. He was genuinely pumped for this matchup and wanted to talk to the internet about it so much that he started the conversation a week early. And now it's just gone because he isn't a part of the cool kids club? Bullshit.

    I almost started a thread last night but thought better of it because, after more than ten-f*cking-years I'm not sure if I have the cred around here to start a conversation. Y'all bitch about hang saying that it's absurd that people who post here talk shit about Facebook, and well, you know what, he's right: at least there's no blatant elitist gatekeeping on Facebook.

    I wasn't on the Mods are Assholes Train before, but Jesus Christ I'll take a seat now.
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This rant is silly.


    No cool kids post here.
     
  8. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I merge them, i get bitched at. I close one, i get bitched at.

    Fine, two threads!! Bunch of damn snowflakes around here.
     
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  9. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @ZipSix started a thread? Mods must've deleted it
     
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  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think my instructions were perfectly clear...
     
  11. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's an easy solution: If there's already a match thread that was started by someone who may no know the protocol of waiting until one of the Anointed gets around to creating one, just don't create a second one.
     
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  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As noted in the OP, this thread is just so I can track Grouchy™ Points. Of course, the Mods fear my War On Mods, so they goofed it all up.

    It's hard to have all this power sometimes.
     
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  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What type of oil was used at your anointing, @chr1st?
     
  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    5W30
     
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  15. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My gripe isn't necessarily with your thread, which was started with obviously stated good intentions. But this isn't the first time that something like this has happened and it won't be the last.

    I stand by my criticism of the mods decision making skills.
     
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  16. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #16 Kryptonite, Jun 7, 2019
    Last edited: Jun 7, 2019
    And if the problem was due to lack of poll, it should be easy enough to merge the threads. IMO, a thread should only be closed because it was "old" (prematch, whatever) or there's too much bickering/fighting/etc.

    "When in doubt, use the lighter hand."
     
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  17. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #17 chr1st, Jun 7, 2019
    Last edited: Jun 7, 2019
    Remember, the mods are big stupidfaces, even if they do occasionally host the best future music podcast on the goddamn planet.

    EDIT:

    Come at me, mods!
    [​IMG]

    VERY COMMON DOUBLE EDIT:
    I like this one more.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  19. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  20. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm torn. Whereas I admire that the stupid face mod is a Desus and Mero fan, the mod remains a stupid face.

    Mod loses by 2.
     
  21. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #21 Kyle Crew, Jun 7, 2019
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2019
    I was on board with the first half of that, then the second half was just like....

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who wants the cup!
    We want the cup!



    Win by 1. We can’t lose until we lose at Bridgeview
     
  23. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Tradition!
    [​IMG]
     
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  24. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Mods be like...
    [​IMG]
     
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  25. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So massive we need two threads for a fourth round Open Cup game.
     
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