Crew Tryouts

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Bill Archer, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    What's with the $50 fee for a tryout? Another revenue stream?
     
  3. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    hopefully its for the weed!!!
     
  4. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    or for Cunningham's Hyundai ...
     
  5. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew and weed that sounds like a damn fine saturday.
     
  6. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    I always want to send in my resume when the Crew, Reds or Bengals are conducting a coaching or GM search just to get the rejection letter.
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Way to Be

    I just had a guy go through my line tonight that went to the tryouts. He said there were a lot of good players there. I can't believe I had a Crew fan go through my line, man I was happy the rest of the night.
     
  8. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    What do you mean your line?

    Ya gotta be more specefic here Chels..Our imaginations here are pretty intense.
     
  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Grocery line! Geez, man. I rang out his stuff.
     
  10. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Sorry babe.

    Got any celery?
     
  11. Tyree

    Tyree Member

    Dec 29, 1998
    Columbus, Ohio
    she said...

    "I rang out his stuff"


    HAHAHAHAHA.....
     
  12. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Argh, I was going to say "I checked him out", but I figured you all would give me flack, but atlas you still give me flack.
     
  13. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's OK. They're really good lads, every one of them. They just like the ladies a bit.

    You sound like you can handle yourself OK.
     
  14. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Cels...can I ask you some serious questions?

    How come the "Express" lanes are as slow as the others?

    and

    Do they ever make you stock the freezer?
     
  15. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Why do most "express" lanes have signs saying "12 items or less?" Shouldn't it be "12 items or fewer?"
     
  16. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who it atlas and why is he/she giving you flak?
     
  17. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Hey, if you spent your days holding the heavens above the earth, wouldn't you be pissed that someone has an easier job?
     
  18. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Doth true. I be pissing fire after I cleaned the dung-filled stables of King Augeias of Elis. Lo that rotten steed could shat himself a mighty pile...

    -Hercules ...
     
  19. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Listen working the express lane sucks. I hate when I get put on there, cause people are so darn impatient. I don't know why they're so "slow", but I know when I work it, I go fast, so maybe it's just the cashiers that you get aren't good. :/

    Also, I can't stock the freezer, you have to be 18 to do anything at my store, except cashiering.

    And lastly, how serious were those questions?
     
  20. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You said you were 30 something earlier. I bet you aren't even a cashier! How can we trust anything you say?!
     
  21. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Man, the day you can't unquestionably trust a poster on an Internet message board is the day our society is shaken to its foundation! I need to go home now and take a nap, hopefully to awake blissfully unaware.
     
  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WHAT? Why would I ever say I was 30 something? You show me where I "posted" this. No freakin way would I want/claim to be 30+. And I am defiantly a cashier. Just come on down to the Giant Eagle on Raff Road, and you'll find me there. Geez.

    Also, did they get t-shirts for trying out? Cause I think they did.
     
  23. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Well YITBOS said you are 37 and you are YITBOS' girl ain't ya.
    he's a decent guy, but get a few drinks in him and....
     
  24. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    See now that I know she is under 18 I can't say anything because I know she has a Mom and Dad who loves her and wouldn't want to see some pervert making jokes like that.

    On the other hand... What are the underage kids drinking these days? Still Old Milwakee and the like?
     
  25. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Kids these days...they have no patience, always going fast when they work it. It's becoming a society of instant gratification!
     

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