Columbus Crew SC at Seattle Sounders FC MLS Regular Season Match - Saturday, May 5, 4:00 PM - CenturyLink Field Broadcast: ESPN+, CW Columbus, Spectrum Sports OH, BCSN2 Links: MLS Match Center Vitals: Columbus Crew SC 14 P / 9 G / 1.56 PPG | 4W-3L-2D | 13 GF / 10 GA / 3 GD | L5: LLLDW Seattle Sounders FC 4 P / 6 G / 0.67 PPG | 1W-4L-1D | 5 GF / 9 GA / -4 GD | L5: LLDWL Goal Leaders: Columbus Crew SC Gyasi Zardes - 5 Federico Higuaín - 2 Harrison Afful - 1 Ricardo Clark - 1 Mike Grella - 1 Pedro Santos - 1 Milton Valenzuela - 1 Seattle Sounders FC Will Bruin - 2 Jordy Delem - 1 Cristian Roldan - 1 Gustav Svensson - 1 Previous Meeting: WED, MAY 31, 2017 - 7:30 PM ET @ MAPFRE Stadium Columbus Crew SC 3, Seattle Sounders FC 0 Notes: The lads fly across the country to the soggy nether regions of CASCADIA to do battle against those plucky league darlings and soccering giants, the Seattle Sounders, and kick off a week featuring three opportunities for your favorite team in black and gold (NOT YOU, LAFC) to disappoint you. The Sounders have been, uh... less than good this season. They're not scoring goals. They're not stopping goals. I'm not sure what they're doing out on the field. In fact, I'm pretty sure most of their guys don't know what they're doing out there, either. Anywho, this match poses all sorts of interesting questions: Can the Crew capitalize on the Sounders poor form and capture three huge road points? (prolly no) Will GYASINHO bag like, I dunno, a gyazillionty goals? (u bet ur ********en ass, jerkface) Is there anything more douchey than a Sounders capo? (naw, dawg!!1 u even kno bout fratboy???) If a team's leading scorer is Will Bruin, will that team make the playoffs? (lolwut) Can Pedro Santos build upon his league-leading 35 fouls suffered? (he's already on the ground) All we know for certain is that we'll lose by two. Huzzah! Oh, and just FIGHT(!!) and WIN(!!!!), baby! Discuss.