Crew @ Seattle Flounders (amirite!?!) | Match 10 | May 5, 2018 4:00 PM EDT

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What will be the result of 05/05/18 match @ Seattle?

Poll closed May 5, 2018.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    25.7%
  2. Win by one goal

    14.3%
  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    20.0%
  4. Lose by one goal

    14.3%
  5. Lose by two or more goals

    8.6%
  6. Pedro draws four or more fouls (worth 2 points!!)

    11.4%
  7. "We're winning the xG Warz, son. Strap in!" - Ola Kamara

    5.7%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 chr1st, May 2, 2018
    Last edited: May 2, 2018
    Columbus Crew SC at Seattle Sounders FC[​IMG]
    MLS Regular Season Match - Saturday, May 5, 4:00 PM - CenturyLink Field


    Broadcast: ESPN+, CW Columbus, Spectrum Sports OH, BCSN2

    Links: MLS Match Center

    Vitals:
    Columbus Crew SC
    14 P / 9 G / 1.56 PPG | 4W-3L-2D | 13 GF / 10 GA / 3 GD | L5: LLLDW

    Seattle Sounders FC
    4 P / 6 G / 0.67 PPG | 1W-4L-1D | 5 GF / 9 GA / -4 GD | L5: LLDWL

    Goal Leaders:
    Columbus Crew SC
    Gyasi Zardes - 5
    Federico Higuaín - 2
    Harrison Afful - 1
    Ricardo Clark - 1
    Mike Grella - 1
    Pedro Santos - 1
    Milton Valenzuela - 1

    Seattle Sounders FC
    Will Bruin - 2
    Jordy Delem - 1
    Cristian Roldan - 1
    Gustav Svensson - 1

    Previous Meeting:
    WED, MAY 31, 2017 - 7:30 PM ET @ MAPFRE Stadium
    Columbus Crew SC 3, Seattle Sounders FC 0

    Notes:
    The lads fly across the country to the soggy nether regions of CASCADIA to do battle against those plucky league darlings and soccering giants, the Seattle Sounders, and kick off a week featuring three opportunities for your favorite team in black and gold (NOT YOU, LAFC) to disappoint you.

    The Sounders have been, uh... less than good this season. They're not scoring goals. They're not stopping goals. I'm not sure what they're doing out on the field. In fact, I'm pretty sure most of their guys don't know what they're doing out there, either.

    Anywho, this match poses all sorts of interesting questions:
    • Can the Crew capitalize on the Sounders poor form and capture three huge road points? (prolly no)
    • Will GYASINHO bag like, I dunno, a gyazillionty goals? (u bet ur ********en ass, jerkface)
    • Is there anything more douchey than a Sounders capo? (naw, dawg!!1 u even kno bout fratboy???)
    • If a team's leading scorer is Will Bruin, will that team make the playoffs? (lolwut)
    • Can Pedro Santos build upon his league-leading 35 fouls suffered? (he's already on the ground)
    All we know for certain is that we'll lose by two. Huzzah! Oh, and just FIGHT(!!) and WIN(!!!!), baby!



    Discuss.
     
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  2. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Another opportunity to play a struggling team. We've not exactly taken these opportunities.

    If not now, when?

    I'd be surprised to see Grella this time out, turf and recovering knees don't seem to mesh well. Wouldn't mind if he didn't make the trip, then we can start him on Wednesday or next Saturday and flip flop his 60/30, 30/60 minutes. Let Hansen and Martinez make the trip.

    I hate that this game is at 4pm. I really like 10:30 kick off west coast games. I get the kids to bed at 9:30 and have some pregame time to relax and settle in with full attention and no interruptions.
     
  3. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Will Zardes be playing? If so, then I have no place to vote.

    I would be in bed before 10:30. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz, man.
     
  4. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The support that Seattle fans have for SaveTheCrew has tempered my hate for the Sounders.
    I actually think the Seattle fans are seeing how they are not the MLS darlings anymore. LAFC, Atlanta are the new supery dupery special team. They know no one is safe.
     
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  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On the hype train, you always have a vote.

    Gyasinho Golazo Bonanza™

    Win by infinity.
     
  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, I don't hate Sounders fans. Nothing close to that.

    They just make me cringe.
     
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  7. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    A lot of fans have shown support for us. Strangely, I hate Garber more than any team and that includes DC.
     
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  8. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    behind a mask
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Especially that preppy capo guy.
     
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  9. Dan Milton

    Dan Milton Member

    Nov 25, 1998
    A picture is worth a thousand words!!! What's left to say. Except,",Goof Ball"! Maybe "Dumb Ass"!!!
     
  10. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    @Hamburgler03 I'm back on board. I'm sorry I've forsaken tradition. Please forgive me! Lose by 2!!!

    And for good measure...


    And...
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Welcome back
     
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  12. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Deepdish sucks
     
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  13. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I will be at the game. Anyone else making the cross country trip? I will be interested in how many people come up and talk to me about the potential moving of the team. Once every two years do I get this chance so it’s going to be a fun day.
     
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  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sir, that is clearly a pizza cake, not deep-dish. Regardless, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.

    <3<3<3
     
  15. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Deepdish is pizza cake. Or casserole. Only difference is sugar
     
  16. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Grella starts, scores again, DX crotch chops the capo.

    lose by two.
     
  17. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I see what you did there.
     
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  18. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They should have asked Toronto about no one being safe.
     
  19. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crewster Point standings going into the weekend:

    EAST

    NYC 8
    Atlanta 4
    Orlando 1
    Montreal 0
    NYRB 0
    Columbus -1
    DC -1
    New England -1
    Chicago -4
    Toronto -5
    Philadelphia -7



    WEST
    LAFC 12
    Kansas City 2
    Portland 2
    Vancouver 1
    Minnesota 0
    Salt Lake -2
    Colorado -4
    San Jose -4
    Dallas -4
    Houston -4
    LA Galaxy -5
    Seattle -5
     
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  20. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Douglas, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You take that attitude outside and drown it.

    #deepdish4life
     
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  21. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  22. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
  23. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    behind a mask
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Afful didn’t even get carded for that! I know the ref was crap, and the league fines people for things that happened in-match that didn’t get called.
    But it still makes me mad.
    I guess in the big pic it’s better to pick up a fine than a card (which, of course, when accumulated, means you have to sit out a game...)
     
  24. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Has Dos Santos ever been fined for that?
     
  25. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Douglas, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The league needs to review that SJ game and fine Bozakos for simulating the role of ref...
     

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