Crew Players that Consistently Annoyed You

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  1. ColumbusOwl

    ColumbusOwl Member

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Apr 17, 2017
    Basically, players that just got under your skin no matter what for even the most irrational reasons, whether it was their habits, or just who they are. I have been seeing the Crew since 2008 and these five just rankled me no matter what they did:
    David Guzman-Guy just reminds me of Blanco without any skills. Just a knuckle dragging thug making dumb decisions.
    Andres Mendoza- This guy was just a wackadoodle with a penchant for missing sitters and some of the most disturbing post goal celebrations you ever saw. I am still scarred by the one where he gave birth to soccer ball, especially from where I was sitting.
    Connor #$((($)# Casey- This thug killed us when he was on the Rapids and was instrumental in the most traumatic loss I witnessed, the playoff match we lost in a shootout here. So the Crew pick him up at the end of his career when he had nothing left. He got a red card here for no reason other than he was Connor ##((($ Casey.
    Tyson Wahl- The Nylon Wall made a terrible first impression and never recovered in my eyes. Of course, his comments when the Crew threatened to leave pretty much cemented my dislike of the guy.
    Dilly Duka- Maybe it was the Name, the Dilly Duka fist pump, the whole Jersey Shore thing, or that he just looked like a doofus, I just never took King Pickle all that seriously.
     
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  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I always thought Tchani's first name was "Jesus", from what I kept hearing in the stands. Though I still liked him when he was on his game, he'd always have at least one WTF play each match.
     
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  3. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Popcorn, peanuts...
     
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  4. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  5. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Mark Williams
     
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  6. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw the real Rob Smith a couple of weeks ago....
     
  8. ColumbusOwl

    ColumbusOwl Member

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Apr 17, 2017
    Early Tchani was VERY annoying. His first match was in the playoffs that same year Warzycha inexplicably benched Schelotto the first leg and he was terrible and then got worse before he screwed his head on right. I agree he made some real head scratchers like giving up on some plays, but in the end was productive for the Crew. Similar story with Mensah that first DP year. The improvement of his game is just incredible when you look back on how disastrous he started.
     
  9. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Mark Schulte. Very nice guy, but had no business being on the pitch.
     
  10. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Altimont "Freddie" Butler and his 45 minutes of ignominy.
     
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  11. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Miroslav Rzepa has to be on the list of stinkers.

    We've had a number of keepers who were adequate to their time in MLS but who were rated more highly by fans than their play deserved. Sommer, Dougherty, Presthus, Hesmer, and Clark for example.
     
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  12. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Clark defined the Crew in the early days. Hardest working man on the Hardest Working Team.
     
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  13. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Nope. The GBS benching was in 2009. Tchani’s debut was in 2011 in the Wild Card game against the Rapids.
     
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  14. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    When I look back some of that drove me nuts seem silly in retrospect.

    Was Eric Denton really worth hate? He tried. Mark Willams? There was a dark comedy in just how bad he was. Knox Cameron? He just didn't belong in MLS, but I don't begrudge him. That could go for most strikers we employed from about 2005 - 2007. I hated watching Lehnart play for the Crew, and then missed just how ridiculous he was when he played for San Jose.

    There are just two players I look back on with next to no fondness....

    Jacob Thomas

    and....

    2016 - 2019 Higuain
     
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  15. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Eww...You are literally the only one who has a modicum of fondness for Caliguiri.
     
  16. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Kmosko
    Barclay
    Duhaney
    Szetela
     
  17. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I have no problem with Caliguiri.
     
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  18. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    With the exceptions of Stern John and Guillermo Barros Schellotto (and for his first season only, Thomas Dooley),

    ALL OF THEM.
     
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  19. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Apologies if I come off harsh, but judging by his word "keepers" I think he means Steve.
     
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  20. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member+

    Nov 22, 2015
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Higuaín starting the day of the Kei Kamara incident & I was really pissed at How we lost this gm and unraveled so I blame them both
     
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  21. Crew&SwensonsFTW

    Columbus Crew
    Jan 30, 2019
    Add in that Higuain is now with DC United ....

    From the Penthouse to the Outhouse in the Crew Universe. Quite the fall.
     
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  22. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are such a good role model for future generations.

    "Look, kids, you need to hate all of the players but most of all the ones on your team because they're all going to break your heart eventually."
     
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  23. Crew&SwensonsFTW

    Columbus Crew
    Jan 30, 2019
    Aaron Schoenfeld.

    Not for anything he specifically did ... but what he did not do.
    Looked the part of a scorer, but did not score goals.
    5 goals in 51 appearances.

    Kept being brought on as an offensive substitute, to "provide a spark."

    Only way that was happening was if he had a box of matches in his shorts.
     
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  24. Crew&SwensonsFTW

    Columbus Crew
    Jan 30, 2019
    Thanks for ruining it. (LOL).

    I went from nodding my head in agreement, to reading your reply and thinking ...
    AITA?
     
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  25. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We are all the asshole.
     
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