Crew @ DC United :: PLAYOFFS :: 01 Nov 2018

Santos better sell a goddamn flop in the box for a Higs PK.

 

Not sure if anyone here has mentioned this already but

F*ck DC United

 

hangthadj KHT

 

I noticed Arriola is listed as a back. How much does he push forward?

 

Six of you voted for a Santos goal. I ********ing love this place.

 

I have to spend at least 30 minutes post mow before a shower. I can't wait that long to enjoy both at the same time. Sometimes beer 2 is enjoyed on the shower though.

 

Top 5 album of all time. Barely a song on the record that wouldn't be in my top 200. Classic, personal, evocative, I love it so much.

 

Loads. Wingback.

 

Depending on what beer I have available in my fridge, the first beer is downed very quickly and my shower beer is number 2 as well.

 

Santos is gonna have his best game of the season tonight.

 

Poop. Milton better bring some defense tonight.

 

I'm putting the over/under on how many times the announcers say "Rooney" at 65.

Probably won't hear "prostitute" nearly so much

 

Zardes talking about PowerPoints in pregame lulz.

 

What does that even mean though? Pretty low bar. I guess that means a goal or 2 assists. Don't know off hand, but when was the last time we won with him on the scoresheet?

I certainly hope you're right.

Someone has to step up.

 

I'll take that bet. One bottle of Scotch on Kyle Crew and I've got the over.

Edit: You changed it 55. Easier for me, I definitely have the over.

 

I would like to put a case of Kyle Crew Beer on over

 

I was here first. Sit down bhoy.

 

GOLAZO BONANZA INCOMING ------------>>>>>>> CHOO CHOOO!!!!

 

I was just texting back and forth with Columbus Crew Big Soccer forum legend @Placid Casual. We agree. When have we both lied to you? At the same time?

 

Your future fan score just went down.

 

Or use his quickness to voluntarily take a very hard foul for the team. Like he did on Pipa's last direct kick goal. They aren't all flops. He may be slight, but he has courage.

 

The Santos falls line is 12-1/2.

 

About right, if we count actual take downs as well.

 

Did you change the line again? What the hell kind of bookie are you?