Crew @ DC United :: PLAYOFFS :: 01 Nov 2018

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by 110toyourleft, Oct 29, 2018.

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Choose your Grouchy point entry:

Poll closed Nov 1, 2018.
  1. Win by 2 or more

    14.8%
  2. Win by 1

    24.6%
  3. Lose by 1

    9.8%
  4. Lose by 2 or more

    19.7%
  5. Win in Extra Time

    1.6%
  6. Lose in Extra Time

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Win a la Adam Jahn (Penalties, Shhh)

    11.5%
  8. Lose in Penalites

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Wayne Rooney Own Goal

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Pedro Santos Goal (worth 2 Points)

    9.8%
  11. Gregggg with a clever sideline touch before a throw-in

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Ben Olsen Ugly Cries at the 4th Official

    8.2%
  1. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was unaware of Rooney's transgressions. What a bastard.

    Still, Harkes is such a shitbag. A phony shitbag. I am no Holden Caulfield, but I do hate phonies. Harkes "Captain for Life" is such a phony shitbag.

    Beat DC. Goddamn bastards, phonies, and shitbags - one and all.
     
  2. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Good luck, tonight!
     
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  3. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bastards and Phonies and Shitbags--Oh my!

    I'm not ready for this season to be over. Let's GO CREW!!!
     
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  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is a sensible choice. I could get down on some Dayton Beer Co. or Warped Wing or 5th Street or Branch & Bone or...

    OoooooOOOoooooh. I love mulled cider. My mom's neighbor makes a stupid good cider. I wonder if she's available to cater...
     
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  5. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Mulled cider is wonderful. It tastes better with a side of DC getting bitch slapped.
     
  6. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Whatever they are slinging down at Endeavour..
     
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  7. DAK77

    DAK77 Member+

    Nov 10, 2008
    Merion Village, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seems like a good night for an Irish coffee.
     
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  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cruel yet fair.
     
  9. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    There seems to be a love fest over Endeavor and I don't see why. There are much better places in Columbus.
     
  10. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They were the #SaveTheCrew headquarters. They were involved financially I believe as well as providing meeting space. I think the carryover is more about saying "thanks" than it is a comment on their beer.

    Victory beer is only trumped by free beer as far as taste. Followed closely by shower beer and post lawn mowing beer.

    I can't say that I've every had an endeavor beer before. I did go to a couple save the crew things there, picked up yard signs and stickers for delivery to local businesses. I just didn't stick around for a drink.
     
  11. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It was the Crewmosas that secured the win.
     
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  12. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    That makes sense. They rank near the bottom of my recent Columbus visits but I'll thank them for helping the STC movement.
     
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  13. the_rickler

    the_rickler Member+

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Rooney sounds an awful lot like a certain president...
     
  14. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    The press loved JFK didn't they.
     
  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Post?

    Tim says his riding Cub Cadet has a cup holder for a reason.
     
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  16. OzweegoSC

    OzweegoSC Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    CMH
    Plus wasn't old Johnny Boy married to Cindi as well during the whole Wynalda affair? So he was cheating on his wife with his teammates wife. That is about as low as it goes $1500 hookers aside.
     
  17. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's just sitting on a chair in the sun, not really mowing. I'd rank, sitting on a chair in the sun beer about sixth or seventh on the beer taste ranked by situation list.

    I'm pushing the old Toro back and forth for an hour. Afterwards, the beer is delicious.

    1. Free
    2. Victory
    3. Shower
    4. post lawn mow
    5. with a burger
    6 with pizza
    7. sitting in the sun (by pool/ocean/lake may take this higher)
    8. After "Cheers!" or equivalent with family or friends.
     
  18. Salacious Bum

    Salacious Bum Member

    Jun 5, 2010
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You should definitely take 7 higher, and maybe add a fishing pole.
     
  19. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    2+ acres with a push mower? Be reasonable, zman. Embrace the cup holder.
     
  20. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm not holding it against him, I am envious if I'm honest. He misses out on #4 though, but get's to have a big yard and #7. Like many things in life, it's a trade off.
     
  21. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is it game time yet?
     
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  22. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I realized earlier today that if the Crew wins, I will be unable to make the 2nd leg of the NYRB semifinal since I got my wife tickets to the 20th anniversary of Lucinda Williams' Car Wheels on a Gravel Road tour. Opera/Orchestra box stage left. We're making a weekend of it.

    Crew wins by 2 tonight. The songs of heartache and longing will hurt even more. I can't wait.

    ******** DC United.
     
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  23. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    My post lawn mow beer is always in the shower. It ranks slightly higher than your average shower beer.
     
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  24. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    So Pedro is starting. That's bullshit.

    But this is all to set up a late Niko Hansen winner, after which the intoxication and jubilation are so high that @Kyle Crew names me honorary mod for the weekend.
     
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  25. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Santos starting. Goddamnit.......
     

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