Craig Waibel kicks a$$ and takes names. One thing he doesn't do is use that "c" word in this thread. C'mon man, Craig has more class than that.
I typed what it says, but no asterisks. I thought asterisks were inserted by bigsoccer big brother when you cuss?
That's correct. If you didn't type anything else, then you shouldn't have any asterisks there. Unless Craig Waibel read your mind and put them there.
I heard that Craig flew the plane home himself while making sweet love to each of the stewardesses simultaneously. They said it was the best sex they'd ever had. He didn't ask for permission to take off or land. He ate all the complimentary peanuts and nobody complained. Craig Waibel didn't have to pass through airport security. The TSA actually has to pass his security check.
I didn't type anything. I hope Craig Waibel did read my mind. In that case, he will know I typed that post with the utmost respect. I don't want him thinking that i cussed at him. I like my house, I don't want it demolished after huffs and puffs and blows my house in!!! (honestly, i am still confused as to why the asterisks popped up, but as long as Craig Waibel is okay, i am okay)
Craig Waibel ordered Mayor White to build us a stadium after the game. Bill White started building it by hand out of fear of Waibel that very night.
Waibel actually invented the MLS. It's a little-known (and never disputed) fact that Lamar Hunt actually paid Waibel royalties for the idea. Hunt had to tweak MLS a bit from Craig's idea. The original league would have been called Waibel's Mother********ing Soccer League and consisted of eleven men versus Waibel, and the losers would have had their entrails eaten by Waibel on the field after the game (obviously Waibel would never, ever lose). Waibel agreed to the changes proposed by Hunt on the condition that he was to get his own stadium and a team to slaughter on a regular basis. This team is now known as FC Dallas and the stadium is Pizza Hut Park.
I heard they are making Friday 13 part 20 starting Waibel as Jason. The story is about a MLS team call the Revs going camping in the woods.
It would be easier for Craig to kill the if it was fc frisco, because: -he wouldn't have to chase after ruiz because he would just flop on the ground. -Dario Sala would wait so long to leave the house, Craig could take a nap before he killed him. -Richetti and TOja would catch their hair on a tree as they ran. -Denilson would be easy, because he really isn't that good at running any more, he is better at relying on the past. -Arturo Alvarez would try to kick him in the nuts, not realize his nuts are made of steel and after he broke his foot, he would be easy to catch. -Drew Moor would get kicked out of the movie, but he would walk off so slow that Craig Waibel would kill him just because he walked so slow even though it was to the detriment of his own team. -Adrian Serioux would be the only one that would appear to escape alive. Adrian would distract him with his hair and somehow manage to steal the machete and then procede to two handed throw it from over his head and then start running. BUT, Craig Waibel is smart because the machete is actually a boomerang too. Just when Adrian thought he was about to be clear, the machete would fly by and get him.