Craig Waibel Facts Part III

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by zolafan, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007
    Craig Waibel kicks a$$ and takes names. One thing he doesn't do is use that "c" word in this thread. C'mon man, Craig has more class than that.
     
  2. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    Yeah, but cock shoe just doesn't sound as good.
     
  3. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I didn't. That was a complete guess. :D
     
  4. bzygo

    bzygo New Member

    Mar 24, 2007
    Alief (Houston), Tx
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Nuff Said
     
  5. Cansez

    Cansez Member

    Sep 9, 2007
    Suburbia, Texas
    Wow, look how much taller Craig is than all those other people. Kinda like Bill Brasky.
     
  6. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007
    ******Craig Waibel did not walk out of that stadium, he stepped over the upper bowl.
     
  7. The Prophet

    The Prophet Member

    Sep 9, 2003
    Big P, Texas
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Craig Waibel is not Human!!!!!!!!! He is a Cyborg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007

    can anyone tell me what those asterisks are before Craig Waibel in my post?
     
  9. anderson

    anderson Member+

    Feb 28, 2002
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    What did you type?
     
  10. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007

    I typed what it says, but no asterisks. I thought asterisks were inserted by bigsoccer big brother when you cuss?
     
  11. anderson

    anderson Member+

    Feb 28, 2002
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's correct. If you didn't type anything else, then you shouldn't have any asterisks there.

    Unless Craig Waibel read your mind and put them there.
     
  12. Cansez

    Cansez Member

    Sep 9, 2007
    Suburbia, Texas
    I heard that Craig flew the plane home himself while making sweet love to each of the stewardesses simultaneously. They said it was the best sex they'd ever had. He didn't ask for permission to take off or land. He ate all the complimentary peanuts and nobody complained.

    Craig Waibel didn't have to pass through airport security. The TSA actually has to pass his security check.
     
  13. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007

    I didn't type anything. I hope Craig Waibel did read my mind. In that case, he will know I typed that post with the utmost respect. I don't want him thinking that i cussed at him. I like my house, I don't want it demolished after huffs and puffs and blows my house in!!!

    (honestly, i am still confused as to why the asterisks popped up, but as long as Craig Waibel is okay, i am okay)
     
  14. hilmer

    hilmer New Member

    Oct 26, 2003
    Houston
    Craig Waibel wakes up 30 minutes before he goes to bed
     
  15. guaroboy828

    guaroboy828 Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel ordered Mayor White to build us a stadium after the game. Bill White started building it by hand out of fear of Waibel that very night.
     
  16. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ya'll see that? Even the sun is trying to hide from Waibel :)
     
  17. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    Craig Waibel has more MLS Cup Championships than anybody else in the history of the world.
     
  18. Cansez

    Cansez Member

    Sep 9, 2007
    Suburbia, Texas
    Waibel actually invented the MLS. It's a little-known (and never disputed) fact that Lamar Hunt actually paid Waibel royalties for the idea.

    Hunt had to tweak MLS a bit from Craig's idea. The original league would have been called Waibel's Mother********ing Soccer League and consisted of eleven men versus Waibel, and the losers would have had their entrails eaten by Waibel on the field after the game (obviously Waibel would never, ever lose). Waibel agreed to the changes proposed by Hunt on the condition that he was to get his own stadium and a team to slaughter on a regular basis. This team is now known as FC Dallas and the stadium is Pizza Hut Park.
     
  19. The Prophet

    The Prophet Member

    Sep 9, 2003
    Big P, Texas
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    I heard they are making Friday 13 part 20 starting Waibel as Jason.

    The story is about a MLS team call the Revs going camping in the woods.
     
  20. Cansez

    Cansez Member

    Sep 9, 2007
    Suburbia, Texas
    That's way too scary. It'll never be made.
     
  21. anderson

    anderson Member+

    Feb 28, 2002
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And you'd never be able to get an R rating for it.
     
  22. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007

    It would be easier for Craig to kill the if it was fc frisco, because:

    -he wouldn't have to chase after ruiz because he would just flop on the ground.

    -Dario Sala would wait so long to leave the house, Craig could take a nap before he killed him.

    -Richetti and TOja would catch their hair on a tree as they ran.

    -Denilson would be easy, because he really isn't that good at running any more, he is better at relying on the past.

    -Arturo Alvarez would try to kick him in the nuts, not realize his nuts are made of steel and after he broke his foot, he would be easy to catch.

    -Drew Moor would get kicked out of the movie, but he would walk off so slow that Craig Waibel would kill him just because he walked so slow even though it was to the detriment of his own team.

    -Adrian Serioux would be the only one that would appear to escape alive. Adrian would distract him with his hair and somehow manage to steal the machete and then procede to two handed throw it from over his head and then start running. BUT, Craig Waibel is smart because the machete is actually a boomerang too. Just when Adrian thought he was about to be clear, the machete would fly by and get him.
     
  23. The Prophet

    The Prophet Member

    Sep 9, 2003
    Big P, Texas
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Pescadita would be in the movie as the fish the Revs eat for dinner before Jason/Waibel gets them
     
  24. TX Bill

    TX Bill Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    Sugar Land TX
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Robert Horry is the Craig Waibel of the NBA.
     
  25. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Craig Waibel's theme song.
     

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