Craig Waibel Facts Part III

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by zolafan, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. OrangeCajun

    OrangeCajun Member

    Nov 28, 2006
    Cypress, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To understand how killer died, you have to know how killer lived.
     
  2. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Killer was the son of this three-legged b*tch named Dallas...
     
  3. OrangeCajun

    OrangeCajun Member

    Nov 28, 2006
    Cypress, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And he always hated that. One day killer met up with some gamblers......
     
  4. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    Craig Waibel is the president and CEO of this company.

    [youtube]EhPrzjyUiZE[/youtube]

    now, if you'll excuse me, i have to put on my marshmellow pants and hit the boohoo button, because i don't know where the cranberries are. You know what I mean?
     
  5. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, the Craig Waibel stormed into the Houston Chronicle today and demanded an article be written about these threads of fear....

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    They complied :D

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/sports/5303147.html

     
  6. bzygo

    bzygo New Member

    Mar 24, 2007
    Alief (Houston), Tx
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. guaroboy828

    guaroboy828 Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone told Waibel that the Jedi knight academy was a training facility for FC Dallas and we all saw how that turned out.
     
  8. metroag

    metroag Da Bomb Diggity

    Mar 2, 2006
    La hacienda
    Craig Waibel can kick Chuck Norris' ass
     
  9. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    Craig Waibel not only writes everything in the Chronicle, but everything in all newspapers in America. It's his version of doing the crossword puzzle while having his morning coffee.

    He has his underlings write the foreign papers, he just proofreads those.
     
  10. DynaKat

    DynaKat New Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    231
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    *loves the article*

    :D

    We gotta ask him what his favorite fact is.
     
  11. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    His 2nd favorite got me rolling:D

    "Mr. T pities himself when he's around Craig Waibel"
     
  12. FigoTX

    FigoTX Member

    Feb 15, 2006
    H-town, TX
    The Earth was flat until Craig Waibel rolled it up to use it as a soccer ball.
     
  13. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bernardo Fallas, you blasphemer! Please, for the love of everything that is holy, recant now!
    He'll be here at IAH in another hour or two - I'll ask. I'll bet it has something to do with the Dynmao Girls, though...
     
  14. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wonder if Waibel himself has been though all these threads and read through his past accomplishments :D
     
  15. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know he's been through at least the first one and a half - it was about that time when friends and family were calling him about them, and he said he looked them up. I distinctly remember him saying there was some funny stuff in here. He said he had never paid much attention to the boards before then, as well...
     
  16. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Okay, it's official. Craig Waibel's favorite fact about Craig Waibel was posted by Cmack on June 27th, 2007, at 8:35 in the morning. See post #178 in the first Craig Waibel Facts thread here. Don't forget to rep Cmack for this post.

    I was wrong - it didn't have anything to do with the Dynamo Girls... or did it? ;)

    And that's why they couldn't put that one in the newspaper.
     
  17. Cmack

    Cmack Member

    Jan 12, 2007
    Pearland
    Hahaha sweet!
     
  18. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Congratulations, son! I'm so proud!!!:D
     
  19. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
     
  20. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waibel Rep :D
     
  21. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    sweet.
     
  22. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Somehow I knew you would appreciate that one. I've got another one here:

    Craig Waibel did not 'lose' his virginity, he stalked it and destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
     
  23. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    how did you know i'd like the one about virginity???
    :D
     
  24. JoshHignos

    JoshHignos New Member

    Nov 12, 2007
    Houston
    this just in Craig Waibel has donated his leg to teammate Brian Ching stating "i can hit harder with my cock anyway" Be on the lookout for the Waibel signature series cock cleat due out Spring 2008.
     

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