Craig Waibel Facts Part III

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by zolafan, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. The_Funkie_Junkie

    The_Funkie_Junkie New Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Beaumont, TX
    Craig Waibel once looked the Loch Ness Monster dead in the eyes. No one has seen Nessy since.
     
  2. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Before soccer, Craig Waibel once tried to become an ice cream man, but his business failed when his cold eyes sent kids the chills before they could buy anything...
     
  3. SenorCool

    SenorCool Member

    Apr 10, 2006
    In a House
    Craig Waible can put a letter in the mail without a stamp, and it will still get there next day.
     
  4. SenorCool

    SenorCool Member

    Apr 10, 2006
    In a House
    Craig Waible got into a scrap with Senor Cool. If you saw the stitches, you saw the results. When Waible goes to war, he goes for the jugular!
     
  5. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude, no wonder he cut you up. You spelled his name wrong, three times:eek:
     
  6. yanks02

    yanks02 New Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah that's got to be an automatic ban from the Waibel thread.
     
  7. bzygo

    bzygo New Member

    Mar 24, 2007
    Alief (Houston), Tx
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The real ending of the Sopranos showed Waibel walking into the diner and killing the Soprano family with his bare hands, the footage was so violent and bloody that HBO refused to show it and faded the show to black.
     
  8. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel showed up early for the MTV Video Music Awards last night to claim his front row seat, but was quickly escorted out after striking fear into an unsuspecting Britney Spears as she tried to perform her comeback...
     
  9. DynaKat

    DynaKat New Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    231
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It looks like GalaxyKat has found the exclusive video of 50Cent watching Craig Waibel getting escorted out last night:D
     
  11. Mexican_Texan

    Mexican_Texan New Member

    Jan 6, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Craig Waibel can have New Orleans evacuees in his neighborhood without his property value going down.


    Oh, snap.
     
  12. bzygo

    bzygo New Member

    Mar 24, 2007
    Alief (Houston), Tx
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel dressed in drag and scored all 11 goals for the Germany Women's team today.
     
  13. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    The reason he killed everybody was because he went into a fit of rage after hearing Journey being played. Craig Waibel hates Journey.
     
  14. The_Funkie_Junkie

    The_Funkie_Junkie New Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Beaumont, TX
    It all started when SenorCool gave Waibel Manpris for his birthday. You brought it upon yourself SenorCool!:D
     
  15. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lies!
     
  16. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is the last thing Jimmy Hoffa saw before he disappeared...

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  17. anderson

    anderson Member+

    Feb 28, 2002
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel actually hates all karaoke.
     
  18. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    Like any self respecting person would.
     
  19. bzygo

    bzygo New Member

    Mar 24, 2007
    Alief (Houston), Tx
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's a good thing the TA is not self respecting at the Mezz after the games, or maybe it's all the beer.

    I should note that Craig Waibel can drink all the beer he wants without getting drunk.
     
  20. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel invented beer....and Craig Waibel loves karaoke because he loves to laugh at drunk fools!!!!:D;)
     
  21. zolafan

    zolafan Member

    Aug 10, 2004
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OK, you guys convinced me - I no longer hate Waibel, I now admire and respect him...
     
  22. bford

    bford Member

    Houston Dynamo, Everton, USMNT
    Nov 30, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waibel does not need oxygen.
     
  23. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When Humberto learned that Craig Waibel was in Houston, he quickly fled east :D
     
  24. The_Funkie_Junkie

    The_Funkie_Junkie New Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Beaumont, TX
    Yeah, and right into me. Thanks Waibel! Damnit.:mad:
     
  25. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's the way it goes sometimes.
     

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