Craig Waibel Facts Part III

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  1. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After opening day, Craig Waibel marched into the FC Dallas's front office and said "If more than 10,000 people ever show up in your stadium again, someone's gonna get it..."

    Pizza Hut Park has never been the same since...
     
  2. katom

    katom New Member

    Mar 15, 2007
    stuttgart
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i think the others are there to cook Craig Waibel's victory dinner for him when he's finished.
     
  3. yossarin

    yossarin Member

    Nov 4, 2007
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    .. or his hairdressers :p
     
  4. DynaMojo

    DynaMojo New Member

    Jun 12, 2009
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    According to Rachael Ray, a dash of Craig Waibel's beard clippings will enhance the flavor in any recipe.

    According to WebMD, adding Craig Waibel's urine to your bath water will cure gout.
     
  5. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BAM! (I know, I know wrong Food Network chef but I couldn't resist. :D)
     
  6. Die..Nah..Mo

    Die..Nah..Mo New Member

    Oct 15, 2008
    FACT: Craig Waibel will be a Dynamo in 2010.

    Right............RIGHT RIGHT

    Can someone please confirm this for me?
     
  7. ra azua

    ra azua Member

    May 10, 2009
    houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    -the maya knew that on 2012 craig waibel would retire, so they considered that the end of times.

    -craig waibel doesnt kick the ball around, he moves the stadium around the ball.
     
  8. metroag

    metroag Da Bomb Diggity

    Mar 2, 2006
    La hacienda
    Godzilla and Waibel were sitting around one day when Godzilla asked "what's the first thing you are going to do after you retire?"

    Waibel replies

    "destroy Los Angeles"
     
  9. Die..Nah..Mo

    Die..Nah..Mo New Member

    Oct 15, 2008
    Fact: One strand of Craig Waibel's pubic hair would make an entire wig for Don Garber, a wig for Spicegirl and there would still be enough left over to make another wig to cover Beckovan's ridiculous blonde mohawkish mop on his head!


    I have yet to confirm this rumor but TMZ is investigating. Is it true that Spicegirl met Waibel at the HDC and has yet to return home to Beckowhineallthetime?
     
  10. skajules

    skajules Member

    Mar 26, 2008
    Cypress, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Please. Waibel had all five of the Spice Girls years ago. Posh only married Beckham because, like so many other women, she knew that she couldn't keep Waibel satisfied.
     
  11. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He did say that he'd ask his wife for permission (Fear itself) once the season is over. I know he wants to come back so long as Dom and himself think there's a place for him.

    Without any guaranteed international tournaments, we may not need him (as a player). I dunno.
     
  12. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    Talked to Craig today. More or less:

    He said that he would be back as long as Dom still wants him. He will play as many years as the team will let him and he still has the passion/fire that he says he needs to have to continue to play.
     
  13. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D

    Guess the wife said yes.

    Excellent
     
  14. nbrooks503

    nbrooks503 Previously Held @Dynamo Hostage From 2008-2019

    Jun 1, 2008
    Disgruntled Former STH - Fairweather Bandwaggoner
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The man is a giant and is part of the glue that keeps this team together.
     
  15. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    100% concur. He's a "glue" guy who makes a very moderate salary and with depth always an issue, can be valuable.

    As much as this roster may turn over, I can't believe Dom will get rid of all of his "glue" guys who set an example in training.
     
  16. metroag

    metroag Da Bomb Diggity

    Mar 2, 2006
    La hacienda
    DANDY! If he stays so will Barrett. Let's go after Amado and all the pieces will be done!

    See, the sky isn't falling, because Waibel is holding it up;)
     
  17. skajules

    skajules Member

    Mar 26, 2008
    Cypress, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waibel is going to play attacking mid for the rest of this season, and make us all forget about Geoff Cameron.
     
  18. Art Vandaley

    Art Vandaley Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    New Hampshire
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Waibel is a giant compared to other soccer players.
     
  19. Cooligan

    Cooligan New Member

    Jul 24, 2008
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn't this more like "When Waibel plays, it's ALWAYS men (Waibel) vs boys"?
     
  20. Cooligan

    Cooligan New Member

    Jul 24, 2008
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More like "When Waibel plays, it's ALWAYS men...er...man vs boys!"
     

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