Craig Waibel Facts Part III

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by zolafan, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. zolafan

    zolafan Member

    Aug 10, 2004
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waibel commands you to continue here...
     
  2. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Astros wanted to sign Waibel so they could attempt to make another late season run, but MLB wouldn't let them do it, saying it wasn't fair to the other teams, because no pitcher stands a chance against Craig Waibel with a bat.
     
  3. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The monks wear those orange robes because Buddha didn't want to piss of Craig Waibel.
     
  4. The_Funkie_Junkie

    The_Funkie_Junkie New Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Beaumont, TX
    Wow wow Waibel. Waibel Waibel wow wow!

    (can you tell I have a kid?)
     
  5. SenorCool

    SenorCool Member

    Apr 10, 2006
    In a House
    WWWD?

    What Would Waibel Do?
     
  6. JuLiO-R-

    JuLiO-R- New Member

    Nov 20, 2006
    Houston, TX
    Whatever the hell he wants.
     
  7. Mexican_Texan

    Mexican_Texan New Member

    Jan 6, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Craig Waibel can still ride the roller coasters in Astroworld.
     
  8. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waibel showed up at the Juice Box yesterday with his bat....and now Garner and Timmy Boy are fired...


    :D


    Let us all thank Waibel for....ah....."persuading" Uncle Drayton to fire those two.
     
  9. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's about time Waibel went up there to straighten them out! I just wish he had done it sooner.
     
  10. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's been busy with the Dynamo girls :D When he heard my comment about "Ching bagging 2 in Sweden" he got a little peturbed and decided to bag a few himself.....




    ....or something like that

    :p


    Maybe Waibel will be at Robertson on Friday to catch the UH game and offer a few pointers......


















    :eek:


    OK, maybe that came out a bit wrong :D
     
  11. Art Vandaley

    Art Vandaley Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    New Hampshire
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The city of Houston turned down Craig Waibel's offer to build a SSS himself.
     
  12. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When Craig Waibel is in England, he uses the name Kaspars Gorkss (see Blackpool thread.):D
     
  13. bzygo

    bzygo New Member

    Mar 24, 2007
    Alief (Houston), Tx
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fact:

    Bears eat Beets

    Fact:

    Waibel eats Bears

    Fact:

    Waibel is a bad mother - Shut Your Mouth - I'm talkin 'bout Waibel - Then We Can Dig It!
     
  14. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    dunno if im subconsiosly stealing this one, but...

    craig waibel doesnt bend it like beckham, craig waibel bends beckham.

    craig waibel knows where waldo is...

    dallas.
     
  15. Cmack

    Cmack Member

    Jan 12, 2007
    Pearland
    its Beckham bends it like Waibel, but most of the time he fails
     
  16. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When Hurricane Katrina was headed towards Houston, Craig Waibel forced it to go east...
     
  17. elementbr10

    elementbr10 Member

    Jul 5, 2006
    Texas City, TX
    Craig Waibel could have participated in the mascot game as Mr Clean, but felt it better to let Clutch get naked and avoid those shenanigans. He considered kicking a ball and knocking a head off to laugh at the embarassment, but thought better of it when he realized how embarassing it is to be a mascot.
     
  18. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel should have come over and knocked Eddie "I'm an Ass" Johnson off that sign last night.
     
  19. flippin269

    flippin269 Member+

    Aug 3, 2003
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waibel once injured Eddie Johnson in a Paper Scissor Rock match, when Waibel's hand jestures came to life...
     
  20. mabeuf

    mabeuf Member

    Jul 22, 2006
    West
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In case this was not posted elsewhere...

    According to Craig, the only two people he fears.

    1. His Wife
    2. His father when he upsets his mother.
     
  21. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What man doesn't fear his wife? :confused: Just look at Bandido :p
     
  22. DynaKat

    DynaKat New Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    231
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Correction: Men fear women. :p
     
  23. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    yes, ma'am.
     
  24. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No comment.
     
  25. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Craig Waibel doesn't - when she's not in the room. And even when she is in the same room, I'll bet she just rolls with it, knowing that he is, after all, Craig Waibel.
    Shoot - don't look at Bandido, look at his wife! :D
     

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