COVID-19: OhMyCronus!

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by argentine soccer fan, Nov 29, 2021.

  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You'd have to convince them that the deaths are actually real.

    You'd also have to convince the megachurches to stay closed. A lot of them were PISSED they were "forced to close" even though, at least in Ohio, there was a religious exemption in the bans of gatherings over X many people. I'm sure a lot of them won't comply next time, even though they're the "Comply or Die" party.
     
  2. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    18,200 per year?

    That's, what, the size of one soccer-specific stadium? You'd have to have somewhere around half a decade for the typical attendance at an NFL game to die.

    Yes, the numbers are higher than zero.

    But to MAGA, it's not worth doing anything over...and they're the ones who need to hear it.

    ...unless I'm missing something.
     
  3. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    What you are missing is that COVID-19 is now less of a threat to human life than the flu, although it is still a significant concern.

    The 300 or 350 deaths/wk is an alarming number. But in context, sleeping well, drinking less ethanol and exercising regularly should be more of a concern than COVID-19. Not smoking goes without saying.
     
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  4. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No!
     
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  5. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    He said “less,” not “no.”

    So build up to near-lethal levels, then cut it down by 10%. Rslfanboy will be down with that.
     
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  6. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
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    Jun 16, 1999
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeeeah...uh...ok. I'm not sure I'm fine with even less.
     
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  7. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Just remember...the fewer drinks imbibed the less damage to your liver!

    Did I get that right? :unsure:
     
  8. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You've received my Grammar Cop Stamp of Approval.
     
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  9. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Guam
    I’ll drink to that.
     
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  10. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    One G&T a day kept the Covid away. I prefer lemon and grow my own. :)

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  11. Germerica

    Germerica Member+

    May 2, 2012
    SoCal burbs
    Club:
    Los Angeles
    Per NY Post

    New COVID strain from China that led to massive spike in hospitalizations has spread to the US — including NYC
     
  12. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #5687 Kryptonite, May 28, 2025
    Last edited: May 28, 2025
    I really wish I could go back in time and lay down hundreds of bets that they'd all do total 180s on their beloved TrumpVaccineTM.

    "Hey lib! You gonna get your TrumpVaccineTM?"

    https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.go...-president-trump-update-operation-warp-speed/

    Nevermind that COVID-19 somehow became "the Democrat hoax", the problem is that they've done themselves in. One of those jackwads was trying to tell me that "pride is a sin" (we're coming to Pride Month, after all), but it's ok for Daddy to be proud of the work He did for His vaccine.

    MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
     
  13. Germerica

    Germerica Member+

    May 2, 2012
    SoCal burbs
    Club:
    Los Angeles
    Get your Palestine/Antifa protest masks ready

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