Covid-19: American Acceptionalism

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  1. Covid-19: American Acceptionalism

    22 vote(s)
    55.0%
  2. My Covid-19th Nervous Breakdown

    8 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. Covid-19: Killing in the Name

    4 vote(s)
    10.0%
  4. Covid-19: But my Freedom!

    3 vote(s)
    7.5%
  5. Covid-19: The Final Thread. This tie for sure

    3 vote(s)
    7.5%
  1. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Doesn’t everyone who says this gets handed a billion bucks...?
     
  2. Everybody Dies
    Ayreon
    This isn't good
    No this is not good at all
    Mayday, mayday, mayday
    You're all gonna die
    Everybody dies! dies! dies! dies!
    Danger!
    Warning!
    Mayday!
    Abandon, evacuate, get out of here!
    Oh no, you live like you did and you thought everything would be fine?
    Now you scamper and run, but you've already run out of time
    It's rotting and deteriorating from the inside
    There's no way to stop it
    And clearly there's nowhere to hide
    Calculation of survival rate 0%
    Doom, gloom, the world goes boom
    None will be spared so don't assume
    Not ragged clothed nor silver spooned
    You're all the same when extinction looms
    No food supplies, no water supplies
    No powers supplies or other supplies
    No compromise, just say your goodbyes
    And everybody dies!
    No explanation or clarification
    No…
    Oh no! it's not like your screaming can some who elongate your life
    You best off to shut up and calm down and wait for it
    The world is black, there's no way back
    You're way off the track, no plan of attack
    So recognize your pending demise
    And everybody dies!
    And in the end when all is silent
    The core is melting down
    A quantum supernova's blasting out
    Then ominous skies materialize
    And everybody dies!
    Oh no! now holdin' your breath isn't going to bide you more time
    You're best off to lay down and curl up and wait for it
    The ultimate blast will be the last
    And when it's passed, so terribly fast
    It blinds your eyes, you're paralyzed
    And everybody dies!
    The soil'll be red where people have bled
    The cities all dead, radiation will spread
    It's no surprise, we swallowed the lies
    And everybody dies
    And in the end when all is silent
    The core is melting down
    A quantum supernova's blasting out
    Then ominous skies materialize
    And everybody dies!
    Don't give up, we are still breathing
    Don't give in, that's what they want
    Don't despair, just keep believing
    Don't lose heart, we'll blast our way out of here
    Danger!
    Warning!
    Mayday!
    Abandon! Evacuate!
    Follow me to a place beyond us
    Follow me to another world
    Time is short, the hour's upon us
    Follow me to the stars
    Oh yes! not the ideal conditions, but stable enough, you could try
    The chances are slim but perhaps you could make it alive?
    And in the end when all is silent
    The core is melting down
    A quantum supernova's blasted out
    And in the end beyond the violence
    No humans will be found
    A quantum supernova's blasted out
    Then ominous skies materiali

     
  3. almango

    almango Member+

    Sydney FC
    Australia
    Nov 29, 2004
    Bulli, Australia
    Club:
    Sydney FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Australia
    I'm still not sure of the logic, as most of the actual virus within an infected person is reproduced within their own body. The severity of infection IMO has more to do with the reactions of a persons immune system rather than if they wear a mask or not, or how much of the virus they are initially exposed to. The logic of wearing a mask to reduce the risk of an infection makes perfect sense to me, the logic of a mask being able to alter the progression of the disease once exposed doesn't. I will add that I'm no expert so can't really describe the actuality, I can only describe how my brain pieces together bits of information.
     
  4. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    We’ll see what develops.
     
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  5. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In a resounding victory, Covid-19: American Acceptionalism has curb stomped it's nearest opponent by 35%. New name has been selected!
     
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  6. chad

    chad Member+

    Jun 24, 1999
    Manhattan Beach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Viruses don't reproduce on their own; they infect a cell. I think this makes a difference in this theory. 1 bacterium can become many on its own. Each virus can infect a cell. Ergo, I imagine it goes, the more virus, the more cells that can be infected (more quickly?).
     
  7. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Ok, I'm dense. I don't get Acceptionalism. Can someone please explain the pun.
     
  8. The severity of the reaction could be dependent on the number of viruses entering the body. So could it be the immune system cleans up without much upheaval a low portion of viruses due to the mask reducing the chance of getting into the body, while a high dose causes the hyper reaction?
     
  9. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You'll enjoy this bio, not just for the information.

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-53574144
     
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  10. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are very much angering Grimes!

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  11. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    Just don't lose focus.
     
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  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We'll give it a shot.
     
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  13. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm helping you not believe bullshit. Whether or not you accept my help is up to you.
     
  14. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If it ain't Bettie Serveert, it's crap.
     
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  15. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    So mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.....from me and Julio.
     
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  16. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Have you figured it out by now?
     
  17. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    This, all the livelong day.

    The level of concern for Trump's economy is higher than the level of concern for the lives of the people who'll be forced to prop it up. Live to rebuild once he's out of office and the virus is defeated, sometime down the road.

    Callous and stupid are the words we two can shaaaaaare...
     
  18. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    ...and Emily, if somebody can track her down...
     
  19. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    We are exceptional in how readily we are seeming to accept this carnage.
     
  20. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
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  21. Chicago76

    Chicago76 Member+

    Jun 9, 2002
    You’re just gonna hafta accept that our current infection rates are over 20 times countries we’d like to consider peers...just like you’re gonna need to accept that schoolchildren will be massacred every so often. It’s the price of our freedoms and what makes America so gosh darn exceptional.
     
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  22. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    I only accept this if we move to a 13 month calendar.
     
  23. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    The early favorite for the next COVID-19 thread! :thumbsup:
     
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  24. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    It’s not a black and white issue.
     
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  25. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Just f-stop with the puns.
     
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