You can help rip off hundreds of millions of dollars and receive no jail time. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021016/ts_nm/financial_andersen_sentence_dc_3 "Though Andersen (ANDR.UL) was charged after admitting it shredded hundreds of Enron audits records, jurors ultimately decided the 90-year-old Chicago firm was guilty because an in-house lawyer suggested changes to a memo recounting a discussion of the flawed earnings report. Since it is a corporate conviction, no one will serve jail time. But the firm, which keeps a minimal corporate structure primarily to settle mountains of litigation, will have to pay the fine and one of its employees will have to meet with federal probation authorities."
This is news? It's been going on for over 100 years. I feel sorry for the janitor they send to the probation authorities.