NSR: Coronavirus: A global Pandemic.

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  1. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
    #7351 diablodelsol, Apr 1, 2020
    I think you’re misremembering your days with young kids. It wasn’t 2am. It was 10pm at the latest because you’re ********ing exhausted and you put those little ********ers to bed as soon as the sun went down because they can’t tell time anyway.
     
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  2. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    #7352 Knave, Apr 1, 2020
    I need an uncensored version.
     
  3. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
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    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7353 Smurfquake, Apr 1, 2020
    But all of our staying at home is working to accomplish what? There's still no cure or vaccine and not enough herd immunity, and as long as people can spread the thing without showing symptoms, we can't "open up" unless people are willing to put up with getting tested all the time and having your contacts traced if you test positive.
     
  4. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #7354 usscouse, Apr 1, 2020
    2 am was the second session. :)
     
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  5. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    #7355 song219, Apr 1, 2020
    This is not work safe.
     
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  6. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7356 soccernutter, Apr 1, 2020
    I didn't know this until yesterday, but Fauci is on the research side. So he should be there along with somebody on the medial side dealing with actual patient treatment. Not because Fauci would be bad, but the one with the medical experience would, presumable at this level, be better.
     
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  7. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #7357 usscouse, Apr 1, 2020
    Damn, I’ve been trying to send that for 30 minutes.
     
  8. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    #7358 Knave, Apr 1, 2020
    It's perfectly SFWFH ... Safe For Work From Home.
     
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  9. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #7359 Dr. Wankler, Apr 1, 2020
    You better hope that mrs. scouse doesn't read this...
     
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  10. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7360 Paul Berry, Apr 1, 2020
    Well it would be nice of we could get tested without showing symptoms.

    Boris Johnson says the UK will soon be able to do 25,000 tests per day, meaning everyone can be tested by June 30th 2027!
     
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  11. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #7361 usscouse, Apr 1, 2020
    I’d really better. That was 2 Mrs Scouses’ ago. This is lucky number 3.
     
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  12. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    DC United
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    United States
    #7362 superdave, Apr 1, 2020
    I swear to God, I tell my kids all the time, it's not illegal if you don't get caught.
     
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  13. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
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    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    United States
    #7363 Smurfquake, Apr 1, 2020
    This is where the required scale of testing needs to happen, and crowing about 25K tests or 100K tests or whatever isn't going to cut it. The US needs billions of tests. At about 350 million people, one billion tests is almost enough to test every person three times, but if we're going to be in this for a year (at least), we're all going to get tested more than three times each.
     
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  14. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    #7364 JohnR, Apr 1, 2020
    I found "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be a fine motto for parenting a teenager.
     
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  15. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #7365 usscouse, Apr 1, 2020
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    That’s like the kid who was asked “What do you want for your birthday?” So at 2am he goes in his parents bedroom and says “ Dad, I wanna watch” so Dave dad says. “OK, sit there and shut the f*ck up!”
     
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  16. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #7366 usscouse, Apr 1, 2020
    A teenager...!!! Is that after you hear “ Aw geez dad, that’s fkn gross!”



    OK, I’m leaving we’re going out now, we’ve heard the Grey whales are down at Cape Perpetua.
     
  17. TitoTata

    TitoTata Member+

    Jun 26, 2014
    #7367 TitoTata, Apr 1, 2020
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  18. TitoTata

    TitoTata Member+

    Jun 26, 2014
    #7368 TitoTata, Apr 1, 2020
    So you’re not in lockdown I presume?
     
  19. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
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    #7369 Val1, Apr 1, 2020
    Actually, Idol's first band was called Chelsea.

    **Edit**. Checks wiki, yep, Chelsea.
     
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  20. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #7370 usscouse, Apr 1, 2020
    A quick no. Just distancing. Small town stuff with no positives for 60 miles.
     
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  21. blissett

    blissett Member+

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    Italy
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    #7371 blissett, Apr 1, 2020
    Only problem is we're not 100% sure yet that it gives permanent immunity (although I admit it would be a reasonable guess).
     
  22. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    #7372 spejic, Apr 1, 2020
    The point is to keep people alive first and figure that stuff out after. As long as you are alive there is hope.*

    * Atheists are allowed to quote Ecclesiastes.
     
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  23. The Devil's Architect

    The Devil's Architect Member+

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7373 The Devil's Architect, Apr 1, 2020
    Oldest Son: Dad, can we talk?
    Me: Yeah, sure.
    Oldest Son: Not in front of mom..
    Me: OK *walks outside to patio*
    Oldest Son: Dad, how do I stop masturbating to pr0n
    Me: I'll let you know when I figure it out

    *me thinking about it for a second*

    Me: So what do you like? What do you use for fuel?
    Oldest Son: Smart looking girls with big asses...

    Me: *Fist Bump* MY MAN!!!!
     
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  24. Boandlkramer

    Boandlkramer Member+

    Apr 9, 2009
    Samma Weltmeister!
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    FC Bayern München
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    Germany
    #7374 Boandlkramer, Apr 1, 2020
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  25. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    #7375 The Jitty Slitter, Apr 1, 2020
    Entering day 21 of lockdown....
     
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