I don't normally find South Park all that funny, but the latest episode had me in a little ball on the floor in convulsive laughter. It centers on the idea of the schoolkids being forced to vote between two new school mascots, a giant douche and a poo sandwich. Stan finds the election ridiculous and refuses to vote. He then gets hit with all the various entreats to vote, including a send-up of the mad "Vote or Die" campaign. Is conscientious objection to voting a valid choice? Should it be institutionalized by adding a "none of the above" to the list of choices? Should voting be mandatory as it is in Australia? Is the current election a douche vs. poo sandwich choice?