In all the focus on the new parenthood of DCU's own Santino Quaranta, we forgot to acknowledge OTC. And, without getting too graphic, OTC seems to be quite the stud (given the number of his new progeny). Anyone who signs up for DCU's coach's club receives 6 small orange cones (the resemblence to OTC is unmistakable--they all take after their proud father). And, they are also emblazoned with "DC United." So now we know what OTC was up to this offseason (that rascally conehead!).
Ah, OTC, he brings a smile of nostalgia from this old veteran. Congrats, OTC! Little one's.... make us proud.