Come up with lines for an "MLS Network" commercial

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Flyin Ryan, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. Flyin Ryan

    Flyin Ryan Member

    May 13, 2004
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know how when it comes to playoffs every year the NFL comes up with commercials that imagines fans talking about their teams or players in the preseason and we know that the exact opposite has happened. Like, this year's for example is:

    "This is the year for the Raiders. 4-0 preseason baby."
    "Jeff Garcia? I think he's playing in Calgary...for the Stampeders."
    "LT is a good runningback...in between the 20s."

    and so forth. My favorite one was from last year where a Dolphins fan says that Ricky Williams is concentrating on one thing only, scoring touchdowns. :D

    If you had to come up with some of these lines for the past MLS season what would it be? Here's a few from me:

    "Don't worry, the popularity of the league will upswing after we make the quarters in the World Cup again."
    "This is Freddy's year. He'll lead the league in goals and then go to Real...Madrid."
    "I think this year will be the year the MetroStars settle down and have a quiet, successful season."
     
  2. jade1mls

    jade1mls Member

    Jul 9, 2006
    Seattle
    LA Galaxy Fan - "We're a superclub, Alexi told us so."
    Chivas USA Legion 1908 - "Chivas ganará la liga! ¡Arriba! Chivas!"
    DC United Fan - "The way we're playing, the tripple is a possibility."
    Kansas City Fan - "Plan A is gonna work!"
    FC Dallas Fan - "We're stronger than United. We should win the Supporter's Shield, they're playing like crap right now."
     
  3. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Colorado Rapids fan: "Hey. we're playing Dallas again, anything can happen"
     
  4. RSwenson

    RSwenson Member

    Feb 1, 2000
    Revolution fan: "Third time's the charm, baby." or: "We're not playing LA, so we have this one in the bag.":(
     
  5. Nati Ice

    Nati Ice New Member

    Oct 18, 2006
    Limbo
    Crew fan - *pin drops*
     
  6. Ikari

    Ikari Member

    Jun 11, 2003
    Las Vegas, NV
    Earthquakes fan - *quiet sobbing*
     
  7. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LA Fan: MLS Champs baby! Can you say repeat?
     
  8. TheMasterAtCornerKicks

    Jan 20, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    Freddy Adu: "Oh, my kitty cat,... craves chicken,... My Kitty cat craves milk..."
     
  9. Bill Urban

    Bill Urban New Member

    Feb 29, 2000
    lilburn, ga.
    We're bringing goatee back...
     
  10. AlecW81

    AlecW81 Member

    Oct 20, 2005
    Durham, NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bradley: Can you believe how cheap we got O'Brien for? We'll show United what bang for the buck is all about!
     
  11. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Moreno is washed up. He'll never score goals again."

    "Because the Earthquakes aren't playing in that little bandbox of a field anymore, Kinnear won't know how to coach and the team won't know how to play. They'll suck."

    "Paying customers are where it's at; they're driving the market. MLS is too smart to give away too many free comps."
     

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