Columbus Crew vs The Wizarding World of Peter Vermes | Match 17 - June 23, 2019 5:30 PM ET

No Velvet Underground at Max's video? Not even Get Up Kids or Reggie and The Full Effect?

Lose by 2....

 

That works...

 

they suck.

we suck.

5-5 tie.

 

I enjoyed the title of this thread.

 

Based on the current Columbus weather pattern, I don't care what the sky or the radar look like when I leave my car to head for the Nordecke, I'll be wearing my rain gear.

 

40%..? Sounds like over/under poll question.
Wik...

Anyone remember what happened the last time they gave away the mini-balls before the match?
Alsø wik...

They bad. We bad. So sad.
Alsø alsø wik...

Lake MAPFRE (lulz)
Come see the løveli lake... And that mäjëstik Müllins...

 

MINI BALLS!

 

I am trying to remember... was that before or after the time they gave people free seat cushions before the game. That ended well too.

 

SKC and Chicago are the only two teams in the league this year who are still winless on the road.

Please don't ******** this up.

 

That's a terrible album, only partially redeemed by Jim Carroll being heard in the background trying to score drugs at the bar.

 

True though this may be, I'm still not starting any Crew players on my fantasy team this week.

 

The pickings for Kansas City were a little bit slim, and I think Charlie Parker would be lost on most of the plebes who post here.

 

Who?

 

Dammit Jim, I - shockingly - know who Charlie Parker is. I just wanted to make hang roll his eyes one more time before 9am.

 

I wouldn't be your friend if I thought you didn't know who Charlie Parker is.

 

I'm maybe slightly more forgiving than Jim. There is probably a saxaphone hater in each of my whatsapp groups, I just view all of their opinions and suggestions with suspicion.

 

I never said you had to like Parker to be my friend...

 

I have never been this unsure of a fantasy lineup, as I am this week.

 

It was straight up difficult. I'll probably be making changes and tweaking things right up until PORvHOU kicks off. I normally kill myself with analysis paralysis anyway, but this week is brutal.

 

I usually feel pretty confident with either 1 or 2 games that are looking to be dominated by one team or another. And usually some safe plays on weaker teams. This week just looks like shit all around.

 

Yep, SKC winless on the road. Unfortunately Columbus home record is falling down close to .500

Odds have to say a tie.

I'd go win by one, but... how many starters are we still down?