Columbus Crew vs "The Fans Were a Little Bit Spoiled" United | Match 5 - Mar. 30, 2019 7:30 PM ET

Since it's a home game, any word if @Mrs Kyle Crew can put the hex on Atlanta this week like she did our boys last week?

 

Weather's gonna suck, man. The #STC appreciation happy hour in the tent might be the only dry spot (so to speak) anywhere near Mapfre.

 

I am definitely going to be checking the weather before driving down to Columbus on Saturday.

 

maybe the rain will cause a short in COACHBOT 9000 so he can actually adjust.

 

Steffen plays we win, he doesn’t play hope for a draw because as bad as Atlanta is Martinez is the real deal

 

Call me mr. pessimist, but I see a couple of our players coming back from playing a couple of games with international teams, or being injured, mixed with crappy weather, and a team who is pissed at how their season has started.

I see us losing by 1 in the second most depressing game of the year. Making us shocked when we win by 3 the following week, because MLS.

 

Hello to all you beautiful miscreants.

 

this is pretty much where I am. Though I picked tie instead of losing by 1, because... i dunno, just because, okay!

 

Nice to see you, ya jerk.

 

Hey now... I've seen you in real life!

 

I figured your absence was attributed to that wicked chicago grain alcohol shot provided by @Hamburgler03 ?

 

True. Now we just need a nice game with the kids.

 

I went with a draw. Would love to see our boys put together a solid outing and get the W, just have a very bad taste in my mouth from last week.

 

I will only do that shit, in Chicago, on a special Crew day of significance and I will only do one. Vile alcoholic gasoline. Or were you not referring to the self flagellation that is Malort?

 

Next home game, Lilli will be with me.

 

That too, dad! Geesh, get off my back. Slams door.


(I imagine this sounds like @chr1st's house most nights. And mine all too soon, probably. )

 

Yes I was referring to the "self flagellation".

 

I also saw that subtext narrative was in that picture, but i ignored it and used it anyway.

 

Is that not an apt description of the experience?
Alcoholic self-flaggelation.

 

@Ch(Elsey) and I talked crap about you at the last game, in between her SCATHING judgement on my personal life. verdict: guilty. punishment: death. method: buried in astroturf.

Even said hi to @TKyle, @DrunkandDisorderly and his missus. guess you are too cool to say hi.

 

Rep for "Man of Constant Sauro"