Columbus Crew vs Is It Too Late To Make A Robert Kraft Joke FC? | Match 6 - Apr. 6, 2019 7:30 PM ET

I need a Grouchy Point (TM) to get back in the race. Win by Two.

 

No crushing skull comments after the Afful news.

Win by 2!

 

Jimenez facilitated one goal in 3 minutes of play at NER. He's most likely playing the full 90 this weekend so by my math Crew will score approximately 30 goals. Steffen hasn't let in a goal in like 350 minutes so I don't see him letting in 29 in one match. Crew Win By 2 or more!

 

It's never too late to make Robert Kraft joke! Even better - make a joke of his team!

 

im hoping for a happy ending saturday.



and less rain.

 

He's already done that....

 

Better not tell Jack or he'll expect helicopters...

 

If Meram had missed the chance Robinho did last week, and then blew the follow up by sitting, we'd all be up in arms.

Meram starts this week + Hector for Harry + hopefully Sauro is back.

-------------------Steffen--------------
Jimenez--Mensah--Sauro--Francis
--------------Artur-----Trapp---------
Santos---------Pipa------Meram
-----------------Zardes--------------

Bench: Bendik; Maloney, J. Williams; Clark, Robinho, JJ, Mullins.

Would like to see another MF on the bench (Sosa, Argudo, etc) but Porter seems set on 2 Fwds.

 

My hope is to tailgate for hours.

 

Last week, I thought we were going to lose until I made my first stop ever at a swensons, which made me change my mind. Thus, the Galley Boy I consumed willed us to victory.

This week I think we are going to win...so I'll not go to Skyline until after the game to keep the mojo from switching.

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Lets get Friedel fired.

 

Great idea. For someone coming in on 70 from the east, what would be the quickest Swensons detour?

Polaris?

 

My research shows that The Dublin Swensons is an 18-minute drive to Mapfre, while the Polaris one is a 13-minute drive to Mapfre.

So my suggestion would be to google your starting point to those two locations, and see if you save 5 minutes by going to Dublin vs Polaris on your travel in, if not, Polaris is your winner.

As far as time waiting for food? I have no idea. I went there around 11 p.m. and it was empty. Saturday is Prime Ikea and Top Golf day, so it might get packed. Not sure what is near the Dublin location.

I probably didn't provide you with any assistance, but I genuinely tried. Either way, it gave me some time off of writing an article for work. So I'm happy.

 

Columbus makes a mistake leading to a bad guy Goal. Crew wins by One.

It's called Grouchy Points not Optimistic Points for a reason.

 

My husband has mandated that Swensons is our tailgate food for every game. Geeg texts us his order.

 

After the beating we gave them last time, they will be showing up with all hands on deck.

Unfortunately for them, they will leave unsatisfied as the Crew finish early and often to take all the points.

 

Well, since this is Bob Krafts team, maybe all hands on dick might be more apropos.


Sorry. Couldn't be helped.

 

What happened to the land at Friedel's failed soccer academy? I remember hearing different ideas a couple of years ago but I honestly don't remember where it is.

 

http://lostnationsports.com/ <- pulled that off of Google Maps.

I used to golf with my mom at Emerald Valley originally on the site. WAY back in the day.

 

Got to get ‘em in while we can.

 

Meram would never have been in the position in the first place. 20 yards away pouting that he didnt get a pass 3 minutes ago.

 

Let's be real. I'd take Smash Mouth any day of the week over the Vampire Weekending of most late 2010's indie "rock."

Win by 2 or more. We are in the soft underbelly of the schedule and we shall stockpile points throughout the month of April.

Freed from the energy draining responsibility of chasing wayward Harrison Afful crosses we will see the most complete and convincing performance of the season.