Columbus Crew vs A Soccer Team Based in a City of Overrated Bands | Match 20 - July 6, 2019 7:30 PM

Penso is such a homer. God bless him.

 

Porter, please cut ties with Guzman.

 

Oh nothing new. We always spot him on a game day broadcast.

 

Dammit David!

 

I HATE YOU GUZMAN.

YOU FAT BASTARD ATE ALL THE PIES.

 

PORTER BALL!!!

We may be shit, and completely unable to play anything resembling soccer. But if we can foul the shit out of you and kill the game at home to actually win, I’m all for it.

FORZA COLUMBUS!!!

 

Guzman beat badly and Josh Williams just stands in front of Bendik instead of making an easy clear of the ball.

 

Welp. Never mind. So much for Porter putting Old Yeller out to pasture.

 

Anybody that defends Josh Williams and David Guzman starting hates the Crew.

 

If you look at Josh’s career journey, he is one lucky guy. Looked at by Porter’s Akron at the time? Sure. No offer so he went to Cleveland State. You know that soccer powerhouse..

Love the guy. Lucky freaking Copley kid. Stop starting him FFS.

 

I realize he’s rookie but JJ just isn’t MLS quality. No excuse for completely missing that cross.

 

Good save.

 

He’s a mascot for Save The Crew fanboys at this point. He has no place starting on even the second worst team in MLS. If someone in the FO really feels he has value and should be honored, find a trade for him to a team who needs a “veteran presence” or “locker room guy.”

He’s been one of the worst performers on a historically bad team. It’s insulting to see him in front of players who actually may help this team win in the future.

 

Bendik’s blunders are spectacularly poor.

 

Has Guzman ever played this game before? Hes simply terrible.

 

Bull, he is exceptionally terrible.

 

You make claims and assumptions beyond what I would ever be comfortable to make.

Yet I am going to be so happy when some of these schmucks merely there to cash paychecks are given pink slips.



What the hell happened in the box?

 

One of the least likable players I’ve ever seen in a Crew shirt.

 

Porter is hilarious.

 

I like the post above because it’s true. I also still like Josh Williams because of last year and STC.

 

Seattle should be down at least a man. F them and their Niles Crane looking coach.

 

So it’s cool to stand over an injured guy and just scream at him and to prevent him from getting up?

 

9 minutes of extra time? Really.

 

Can Penso calm the ******** down with the cards?