Columbus Crew @ Valeri and the City of a Thousand Hipsters | Match 29 - Sep. 19, 2018 10:30 PM ET

Stupid foul from Sauro.

 

Ted Unkle makes balds look bad.

 

What was the O/U for Pedro falling down this game?

 

I think their field is natural. Hard to tell on my pirate stream.

Edit: Just looked it up. You were right, FieldTurf.

 

Steffen comes off his line for no reason and takes out Jimenez

This is arguably Steffen’s worst game for the Crew

 

The back line is a complete mess. Just make all 3 subs at half and concede the points

 

That was a great tackle from Sauro. BS call.

 

Man... Santos is a steaming pile of dog doo.

 

We can't ********ing finish but this whiskey is good so I'll call it a push.

 

Fantastic goal from Polo.

Not a fantastic goal from Mullins.

We shouldn't be losing right now, but we're making some poor defensive mistakes and not finishing our many, many, many chances.

 

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018...k-childhood-cancer-campaign-launches-saturday

 

It might take 4 goals to win this game.

 

Hell of a goal - another Lalas bringing down the Crew tonight.

 

This game is a joke. The ref is a joke. VAR is a joke. Santos is a joke.

 

Lalas isn’t good enough for MLS

 

The B team gets the C team subs.

 

65’ who’s still watching?

 

Why did I stay up for this?

 

In line for a beer and a #Timbers fan shows me a photo. Guess who is here? Yep @APrecourt #scaredofcrewfans

— This Means More (@Peej_Jones) September 20, 2018

 

Because you had to outdo @Ch(Elsey).

It's true.