Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2024

Oh, wow. Will you look at that? We've got a Grouchy™ Point update.



vs Charlotte (1-1 D)
@Hamburgler03 and @theshark130

@ Atlanta (1-2 L)
@zman31, @Sagz, and @Crew Chuck35

vs Aston Villa (friendly, 4-1 W)
Are we scoring this? Really? Okay.
@Ch(Elsey), @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @the_rickler, @runningoz, and @ColumbusFTW

Let's win SuperLiga!

 

Okay, that's a lot of Grouchy™ Points to give out.



@wings_77, @Kryptonite, @TracieB, @KCbus, @YITBOS, @POdinCowtown, @Bill Archer, @speedye1, @Ch(Elsey), @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @GoCrew1996, @west ham sandwich, @redi44crew, @LastOfEleven, @DrunkandDisorderly, @hardhead, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @Crew Chuck35, @Big J 0526, @the_rickler, @Tobias C, @runningoz, @TKyle, @ColumbusFTW, @theshark130, @Arthur_Maggot, @Russ Freistat, @TRUJDUB21, @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner, and @Crewman96 each get a Grouchy™ Point for predicting the Crew's 4-0 thrashing of SKC in Leagues Cup.

Also, welcome to the board, @MLSinSTL!

Now...

South Beach, bringin' the heat, uh.
Haha, can y'all feel that?
Can y'all feel that?
Jig it out, uh.

Let's goooooo.

 

I got 99 problems and handing out a bajillionty Grouchy™ Points is one.



v Miami (3-2 W)
@Pauncho, @Kryptonite, @Grouchy, @zman31, @CrewDust, @TracieB, @POdinCowtown, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @eboe, @west ham sandwich, @DAFCrew, @redi44crew, @DrunkandDisorderly, @hardhead, @WhiteHartShame, @Big J 0526, @Crew96Fan, @TKyle, @TRUJDUB21, and @Juli Veee

D Optional - Each team concedes 2+ goals (worth 2 points!!)
@wings_77, @Hamburgler03, @KCbus, @YITBOS, @speedye1, @TrueCrew, @Ball Kicker, and @Crewman96

Congrats on the first point, @crewnut34!

Hey! I'm walking here! Send them Citeh boys packin'.

 

Only four Grouchy™ Points to give? I like it.



v NYCFC (Win by penalty shootout)
@YITBOS, @TrueCrew, @Kyle Crew, and @theshark130

Time for some brotherly love.
________________. hawt

 

Twenty Grouchy™ Points to award? You monsters.



v Philadelphia (3-1 W)
@Pauncho, @Kryptonite, @Grouchy, @YITBOS, @Bill Archer, @speedye1, @Ch(Elsey), @TrueCrew, @kgilbert78, @west ham sandwich, @NUFC Fan, @stanger, @the_rickler, @Crew96Fan, @Jaybir, @runningoz, @Arthur_Maggot, @Russ Freistat, @Ball Kicker, and @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner

Fun-sized heart-shaped hands!

 

Ooooooh. We've got ourselves a competition.



@TKyle, please send an additional $20 to regain your first-place positioning.

 

Another trophy and Grouchy™ Points? Yes, please.



v LAFC (3-1 W)
@Kryptonite, @Bill Archer, @Ch(Elsey), @jairadballerina, @NUFC Fan, @DrunkandDisorderly, @stanger, @Ueberjames, @the_rickler, @Tobias C, @runningoz, @ColumbusFTW, @Arthur_Maggot, and @Juli Veee

Crew's in for the (Other) Cup (Campeones! --- We are Massive!)
@wings_77, @YITBOS, @Bill Archer, @Ch(Elsey), @DrunkandDisorderly, @hardhead, @Big J 0526, @runningoz, @ColumbusFTW, @Paul171121, @TRUJDUB21, and @Ball Kicker

Back to the grind (i.e. crushing Philadelphia).

 

I heard you like Grouchy™ Points. Well, you're in luck.



@ Philadelphia (1-0 W)
@TracieB, @speedye1, @TrueCrew, @hardhead, @TKyle, and @ColumbusFTW

Brotherly Shove - Teams combine for 19+ fouls and 3+ yellow cards (worth 2 points!!)
@YITBOS, @POdinCowtown, @jairadballerina, @Robbo Crewfan, @NUFC Fan, @Arthur_Maggot, and @Juli Veee

Bring on the pigeons (again).

 

Grouchy™ Points? I've awarded a few...



v NYCFC (4-2 W)
@TracieB, @KCbus, @Bill Archer, @Ch(Elsey), @jairadballerina, @GoCrew1996, @NUFC Fan, @hardhead, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @the_rickler, @Kyle Crew, @runningoz, and @Ball Kicker

Deep Bench - Any Crew substitute scores (worth 2 points!!)
@Kryptonite, @Grouchy, @zman31, @CrewDust, @YITBOS, @POdinCowtown, @TrueCrew, @Sagz, @kgilbert78, @Robbo Crewfan, @redi44crew, @DrunkandDisorderly, @Crew96Fan, @soccerncbus, @TyphonInc, @ColumbusFTW, @theshark130, @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner, and @Juli Veee

Fastball - Goal scored before the 6th minute (worth 3 points!!!)
@wings_77 and @Hamburgler03

Rave time.

 

@YITBOS cannot be stopped.

 

It's a Tall Chris Grouchy™ Points Special!



v Seattle (0-4 L)
@LaMacchia

Bow to the master (and demand a recount!).

Glad we got to hell a week early.

 

We don't suck again...? WE DON'T SUCK AGAIN!

We... we're unsuckable!

Have some suck-free Grouchy™ Points, folks!



@ Cincinnati (0-0 D)
@Pauncho, @zman31, @CrewDust, @Hamburgler03, @Crewster, @GoCrew1996, @west ham sandwich, @Kyle Crew, and @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner

@ Toronto (2-0 W)
@Kryptonite, @Grouchy, @CrewDust, @TracieB, @YITBOS, @Bill Archer, @Ch(Elsey), @eboe, @west ham sandwich, @redi44crew, @NUFC Fan, @hardhead, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @the_rickler, @Kyle Crew, @runningoz, @TyphonInc, @Arthur_Maggot, @Russ Freistat, @Ball Kicker, @Crewman96, and @Juli Veee

Bring on the Swamp Things.

 

Oh dear, looks like @TKyle's check bounced...

 

Hope you like goals and Grouchy™ Points.



v Orlando (4-3 W)
@Pauncho, @Grouchy, @POdinCowtown, @speedye1, @TrueCrew, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, @west ham sandwich, @redi44crew, @hardhead, @Crew Chuck35, @Kyle Crew, @TKyle, @TyphonInc, @Russ Freistat, and @Ball Kicker

The cash finally hit my account, @TKyle. Don't be late on the next payment.

As for the Crew... trophy time!

 

Grouchy™ Points Pupdate!


Oh... have some points, too.



@ DC (2-2 D)
@Pauncho and @theshark130

v Miami (2-3 L)
@zman31, @KCbus, @Crewster, @GoCrew1996, @Crew Chuck35, and @Arthur_Maggot

Miami Prop: Whirlwind - 3+ goals scored in a 15-minute period (worth 2 points!!)
@YITBOS, @speedye1, @Sagz, @DAFCrew, @DrunkandDisorderly, @hardhead, @Crew96Fan, @TKyle, @ColumbusFTW, @Ball Kicker, and @Crewman96

trend on me, daddy

Stomp the snakes.

 

Grouchy™ Points for the lovers, the haters, and a stupidface.



v Philadelphia (3-2 W)
@Pauncho, @speedye1, @Crewster, @redi44crew, @DrunkandDisorderly, @Crew Chuck35, @Kyle Crew, and @ColumbusFTW

Prop: Twocho - Cucho scores 2 goals (worth 2 points!!)
@wings_77, @Hamburgler03, @KCbus, @jairadballerina, @Sagz, @Robbo Crewfan, @hardhead, and @Juli Veee

Time to teabag some losers.