Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2021

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Which Crew player will have the most assists & yellow cards (combined) in the '21 regular season?

Poll closed Apr 22, 2021.
  1. Afful

    2.4%
  2. Artur

    14.3%
  3. Díaz

    7.1%
  4. Etienne

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Francis

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Hairston

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Keita

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Kitchen

    2.4%
  9. Mățan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Mensah

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Molino

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Morris

    2.4%
  13. Nagbe

    14.3%
  14. Room

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Santos

    23.8%
  16. Valenzuela

    2.4%
  17. Wormgoor

    2.4%
  18. Zardes

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Zelarayán

    26.2%
  20. Other

    2.4%
  1. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After much groveling, I've successfully extricated myself from the doghouse. Thanks for the great advice, @puttputtfc...

    But enough about me. Come get your Grouchy™ Points!

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    Two matches. Loads of points. Wahooo!

    Here be the folks who scored a point from the US-Costa Rica match: @Pauncho, @zman31, @ZipSix, @Hamburgler03, @POdinCowtown, @jairadballerina, @Sagz, @kgilbert78, @LastOfEleven, and @TKyle.

    Crew-Miami? Yeah, we got point-getters: @KCbus, @DAFCrew, @stanger, @the_rickler, @JimmyD2, and @TyphonInc.

    @WhiteHartShame is the bestest; he grabbed a Grouch in both matches!
     
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  3. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm 9 points out with 4 to play. Just like our Crew, I'm ready to pounce!
     
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  4. runningoz

    runningoz Member

    Oct 25, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Stupid Own Goal, ruining my grouchy..
     
  5. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Anytime, my friend.

    Remember, Crew fans, when you need advice on marital bliss your pal puttputtfc is here to help.
     
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  6. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am on one of the greatest late season runs in the history of Grouchy Points. Hopefully The Crew are doing the same !!!
     
  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  9. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    So, who is ahead? Anything left besides the 2 USMNT matches?
     
  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, that jerk should update the board or... oh ********.

    *flees*
     
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  11. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ah, that brings back memories...
     
  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Oh... hey! Anyone using this thread? 'Cause I got Grouchy™ Points to hand out.

    From the DC game? Congrats, @DAFCrew, @stanger, and @JimmyD2. And triple congrats to @zman31, @POdinCowtown, @jairadballerina, @Robbo Crewfan, @Big J 0526, and @Tobias C.

    How about the F!re finale? Well, good show, @ZipSix, @Hamburgler03, @KCbus, @Crewster, DAFCrew, @redi44crew, @NUFC Fan, @LastOfEleven, @WhiteHartShame, stanger, @Ueberjames, @Crew Chuck35, @the_rickler, JimmyD2, Tobias C, @TKyle, @Schellotor, @TyphonInc, @theshark130, @Russ Freistat, and @TRUJDUB21.

    And US-Mexico? @foozer and @runningoz had faith enough for a point, but @Kryptonite, @YITBOS, @KHT_Crew, @kgilbert78, and @DrunkandDisorderly were living that dos-a-cero life and took two points.

    Finally, there was US-Jamaica. Somehow from a malort-induced fever dream, Hamburgler03 snagged a point.

    Tallying everything up and we were left with a 20 to -76 tie between jairadballerina and some stupidface @hardhead for the title. But ties suck, SOOOOOO....

    TO THE TIE BREAKER!

    From this very thread, who would have the most combined yellow cards and assists? Fortunately, @Dan Milton, @Pauncho, @Minnman, Hamburgler03 @west ham sandwich, @MLSinSTL, Tobias C, @boomshea, @associa_tionfootball, and @soccerdad72 decided to VOTE FOR PEDRO!

    Unfortunately... and, trust me, I never thought I'd say this... but...

    WE'VE GOT A THREE-WAY

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    That's right, folks, Hamburgler03, hardhead, and jairadballerina are a gaggle of sluts. I've been saying it all along.

    So... what to do?

    WE GO TO ADDED TIME, OF COURSE!

    The next three USMNT matches will count towards the 2021 Grouchy™ Point Cup. And this ain't no three-horse race: everyone can still compete and those of y'all in touching distance still have a chance to claim the crown. If we're still tied up after this qualifying window, the title will be split.

    You can't escape 2021, you fools.

    Huzzah!
     
  13. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh great oogly moogly
     
  14. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Did you say...

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  15. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  16. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I find it amusing that I finished 13th with 13 points--given that my jersey number in my playing days was 13--in honor of the great Gerd Mueller, who wore it for Germany in the 1974 World Cup (I really, really dislike Bayern, but my first real soccer boots were Gerd Muellers).
     
  17. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The US wins! (yay)
    Five beautiful jerks get Grouchy™ Points! (wahoo)
    None of the GP leaders get a point! (wtf u guys)

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    Kudos to @zman31, @B-M-T, @Big J 0526, @Schellotor, and @Regis Prograis for claiming a point. Special congrats to Regis for breaking onto the board so late in the game. I believe in you, buddy!

    As for the rest of you... SHAME!

    See you in uh... three days?
     
  18. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OF COURSE NOW THAT I CANT WIN I START GETTING THINGS RIGHT
     
  19. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Thanks Fereira! :devilish:
     
  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  21. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm pacing myself
     
  22. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  23. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It.

    Is.

    Done.

    [​IMG]

    There he is, Mister Grouchy
    There he is, a good guesser
    The dreams of a dozen posters
    Who are pretty stupid
    May come true on Big Soccer
    Oh he may turn out to be
    The grouch of predictability
    There he is, Mister Grouchy


    Congratulations, @jairadballerina! You're the 2021 Grouchy™ Point Cup Champion!

    As for the rest of you... bow ye heads, for a near-omniscient god walks amongst us. Oh, and feel bad because you're bad and not as smart as @jairadballerina.

    Thanks for playing along, folks. See you next season!*




    *the season starts in a few weeks? well ********.
     
  24. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    I can't believe I won a made up contest on a message board that should have been put to pasture about 10 years ago following small market team for America's 5th most popular sport.

    [​IMG]

    Thanks Grouchy...errr....Chr1st for running this thing.
     
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  25. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You forgot the minor detail about the team almost getting stolen along the way......
     
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