The team is bad but the Hot Chicken Takeover is good! I guess Grouchy™ Points ain't that bad, either. Congrats on not being too negative, @TKyle and @Schellotor! Praise @Grouchy and ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS TEAM.
This is the noble truth of suffering: birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, supporting the Columbus Crew is suffering. But... uh... Grouchy™ Points be like... Nirvana, brah. Seven pure souls attained enlightenment from this dumpster fire. All hail @Grouchy... and way to copy his pick, @ZipSix, @POdinCowtown, @DrunkandDisorderly, @Schellotor, @SLSHOT01, and @theshark130. NamastayawayfromwatchinganymoreCrewmatches.
So I can win something but the Crew cannot... Oh, what sad times are these when even I get a point. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
Ugh. But also... Grouchy™ Points. Crew lose. Twelve of y'all win. That's something to be happy about right?! RIGHT?!! Anywho, way to go, @zman31, @Hamburgler03, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @Sagz, @kgilbert78, @LastOfEleven, @TKyle, @Schellotor, @SLSHOT01, and @Russ Freistat. Now raise your hand if you're excited for Saturday!
Grouchy™ Points. They're all we have left... These cats are smart and good: @zman31, @Crewster, @west ham sandwich, @DrunkandDisorderly, and @Schellotor. Please, mother, make it stop.
We vote LB2 not because we love Grouchy™ points, but because we love ourselves, and each other. hashtag one love
Hooray, we don't suck anymore!* And Grouchy™ Points never suckeded. You can do it, @Pauncho, @Kryptonite, @KCbus, @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, @west ham sandwich, @hardhead, @Ueberjames, @CBusAlex, @Jaybir, @Tobias C, @TKyle, @TRUJDUB, @Schellotor, and @theshark130. And you did!! We're undefeatable!1! *The Crew did, in fact, still suck.
AAAANND I remembered I didn't vote right after Crew scored the 1st goal. Would have been win by 2 anyway.
I have no idea who @Schellotor is or how long they've been a poster/member, but this is my new favorite handle on these boards.
Two matches, too many beers, loads of sadness, and Grouchy™ Points! The results were bad, bad, not good for Crew and US fans alike, but they were rewarding for @POdinCowtown, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @Sagz, @west ham sandwich, @Ueberjames, @CybrSlydr, @Tobias C, @boomshea, and @theshark130. And can anyone stop @Hamburgler03? The mad lad was the only genius to nab a point from both games. Oh my!
I can fix that real quick. I'll just start voting the same as him and he won't gain another damn point.
Changed his vote on crew orlando from lose by 1 to lose by 2. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'm very glad to be wrong for the good of the team.....and most importantly that only a few people had win by 2+