Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2021

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by chr1st, Apr 8, 2021.

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Which Crew player will have the most assists & yellow cards (combined) in the '21 regular season?

Poll closed Apr 22, 2021.
  1. Afful

    2.4%
  2. Artur

    14.3%
  3. Díaz

    7.1%
  4. Etienne

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Francis

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Hairston

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Keita

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Kitchen

    2.4%
  9. Mățan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Mensah

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Molino

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Morris

    2.4%
  13. Nagbe

    14.3%
  14. Room

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Santos

    23.8%
  16. Valenzuela

    2.4%
  17. Wormgoor

    2.4%
  18. Zardes

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Zelarayán

    26.2%
  20. Other

    2.4%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2021
    [​IMG]
    Why hullo, my delicious lovelies. Rejoice! The game everyone has been talking about—nay, clamoring for—has returned.

    (Yay!)

    Played out over the course of a grueling season, this mighty contest will test your mettle… AND PUSH THE LIMITS OF YOUR MIND!

    (BAAAA?!!)

    No, it’s not Sheep League.

    (Boo!)

    I’m sorry! I’m not @cleazer!

    (HISS!)

    Oh gawd, who gave you all this rotten produce?!

    (YAY!)

    Annnnnnnnd…

    SCENE!

    So… uh...

    GET YER GUTS IN GEAR FOR THE GROUCHY™ POINT CUP!

    LET US PLAY
    The name of the game is the Grouchy™ Point Cup. The Grouchy™ Point Cup is the name of the game. It’s easy to play, and it tastes good, too. Don’t trust me? Check out the very official RULES & REGULATIONS.

    Kurzgesagt: Show off your soothsaying savvy by skillfully selecting the specific(ish) score of each Crew regular season match (and more!!) in the pre-match thread. Win a point (or points?!) with each lucky guess demonstration of your precognitive prowess! And any idiot everyone is welcome to play.

    Whomever has accumulated the most points by the end of the season will be crowned champion (but you knew that already, didn’t you?). Maybe, just maybe, someone will care about your pointless achievement on a crappy internet forum! It could happen. Probably not.

    Standings will be tracked here
    . I may periodically post the results in this very thread. You jerks seem to enjoy crap like that, so I’ll endeavor to make it happen. No promises because I’ve got a real life and a real wife and both are real mean.

    ALERT: Please be sure to vote on the poll in this thread as it will be used as a tiebreaker, if needed. You got two weeks. You been warned, kid.

    SUPER ALERT: I may miss your tally for a match if you don't vote on the pre-match poll, so... PLEASE VOTE BEFORE THE POLL CLOSES. Oh, and let me know if I mess up your vote or don't award a deserved point. I’ll fix it, unless your name is @Kyle Crew. That guy can get fukt.

    SPEAKING OF PRE-MATCH THREADS… I DON’T OWN THE RIGHT TO POST THREADS. IF YOU’RE EAGER TO SHITPOST ABOUT AN UPCOMING MATCH AND I HAVEN’T MADE A THREAD YET, MAKE LIKE NIKE AND JUST DO IT. WON’T HURT MY FEELINGS NONE AND YOU’RE PROBABLY FUNNIER AND MORE HANDSOMER THAN ME. IF YOU MAKE A PRE-MATCH THREAD, I ONLY ASK THAT YOU INCLUDE A POLL AND MAKE THE RESPONSES VISIBLE. @Big J 0526, FEEL FREE TO KEEP MAKING THREADS ‘CUZ YOU ROCK. THIS IS A LOT OF CAPS.

    With that being said...

    May your picks be true. Lose by two (or more). All hail Grouchy!



    ..

    .

    And, as they say in my hometown, watch your back.







    (dIcktatEd butt knot red~)
     
  2. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've never been so happy to see a post.
     
  3. hardhead

    hardhead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 2008
    NEO
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  4. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Praise be Lord Guillermo!
     
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  5. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yup. I have tears in my eyes.
     
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  6. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    this board is so much more fun with @chr1st
     
  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Guys, I'm just @chr1st, not theeeee Christ.

    I get the confusion, though.
     
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  8. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We ran Pastor.
    We ran Missionary.

    The third try? It's a charm. We love ourselves some chr1st.
     
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  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    All I am saying is that you have never been seen in the same room at the same time as JC... others can draw their own conclusions.
     
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  10. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Quoted for truth.
     
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  11. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No "Canadian win" or "we deserve butter" options? Meh ...

    This is awesome, though.

    Going to leave the above image on my tablet all day or until Mrs Grouchy tells me to turn it off because it's freaking her and the cats out.
     
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  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm pacing myself.
     
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  15. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FYP
     
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  16. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Me normally vs me picking grouchy points images.jpeg.jpeg consciousness-709143-400x300.jpeg
     
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  17. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Grouchy™ Points! Grouchy™ Points, here! Come get your hot, fresh Grouchy™ Points!

    21-04-16-g_points.png

    Crew win by one AND the 2nd leg special hits! That means @Big J 0526 is clearly cheating and 17 yokels score. Welcome to the winner's circle, @KHT_Crew, @TrueCrew, @jairadballerina, @Sagz, @west ham sandwich, @djtrinidad, @hardhead, @the_rickler, @boomshea, @associa_tionfootball, @Russ Freistat, @Dan Milton, @Pauncho, @Robbo Crewfan, @Big J 0526 Mr. Cheaterface, @Tobias C, and @soccerdad72.

    Take your filthy points and get outta here.
     
  18. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  19. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  20. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
    :( And after I did all I thought I needed to do to be a part of the Grouchy Point Cup.

    :cry::cry::cry:
     
  21. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, you're on the list... I'm just hiding the (many) losers (and participants from previous cups).
     
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  22. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are no brakes on this hype train.
     
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  23. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I got some catching up to do.....
     
  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @chr1st is at least around 25 percent of why I remember to check BS Crew.
     
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  25. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My apologies for continually dragging you back to this hellhole. I hope you haven't suffered too much brain damage.
     

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