Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2019 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOURNING, COLUMBUS CREW BIGSOCCER FORUUUUUM! Due to my need for validation and love from Internet strangers popular demand, the Grouchy™ Point Cup is back! HOW IT WORK? What’s that? You want to know the rules? What are you, a ********ing cop? Fine. Here be THE "OFFICIAL" RULES & REGULATIONS. TL;DR – Prove you're the bestest and brightestest @Nostradumass on this here Internet forum by correctly predicting the result of each Crew match (and other random events!!) in the pre-match thread. Divine the future, hoard the most Grouchy™ Points, and you’ll win an all-expenses paid trip to you’re-out-of-your-damn-mind-if-you-think-I’m-giving-you-anything. ... The champ also gets a star next to their name!! IMPORTANT PROGRAMMING NOTE: I may miss your tally for a match if you don't vote on the pre-match poll, so... PLEASE VOTE BEFORE THE POLL CLOSES. Oh, and let me know if I mess up your vote or don't award a deserved point. I’ll fix it. Maybe. I only ask you be kind with me; I have a gentle soul. Standings will be tracked here. I will also periodically post the results in this thread. I said PERIODICALLY, jerkfaces. Don’t bother me about standings or you’ll be relegated in Sheep League. The reigning champ is @Pauncho, so you should probably just copy his work and ride that pony to victory. Good luck, foolish mortals. All hail Grouchy! And watch yer damned backs. ... .. . Lose by two (or more)!