Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2019

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Which Crew player will have the highest pass success % at the end of the 2019 regular season?

Poll closed Apr 5, 2019.
  1. Abubakar

    2.4%
  2. Afful

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Artur

    2.4%
  4. Bendik

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Clark

    2.4%
  6. Francis

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Hansen

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Higuain

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Jimenez

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Mensah

    9.5%
  11. Meram

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Mullins

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Robinho

    2.4%
  14. Santos

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Sauro

    2.4%
  16. Steffen

    11.9%
  17. Trapp

    61.9%
  18. Williams (Josh)

    2.4%
  19. Zardes

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  20. Other

    2.4%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2019
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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOURNING, COLUMBUS CREW BIGSOCCER FORUUUUUM!

    Due to my need for validation and love from Internet strangers popular demand, the Grouchy™ Point Cup is back!

    HOW IT WORK?
    What’s that? You want to know the rules? What are you, a ********ing cop? Fine. Here be THE "OFFICIAL" RULES & REGULATIONS.

    TL;DR – Prove you're the bestest and brightestest @Nostradumass on this here Internet forum by correctly predicting the result of each Crew match (and other random events!!) in the pre-match thread.

    Divine the future, hoard the most Grouchy Points, and you’ll win an all-expenses paid trip to you’re-out-of-your-damn-mind-if-you-think-I’m-giving-you-anything. ... The champ also gets a star next to their name!!

    IMPORTANT PROGRAMMING NOTE: I may miss your tally for a match if you don't vote on the pre-match poll, so... PLEASE VOTE BEFORE THE POLL CLOSES. Oh, and let me know if I mess up your vote or don't award a deserved point. I’ll fix it. Maybe. I only ask you be kind with me; I have a gentle soul.

    Standings will be tracked here. I will also periodically post the results in this thread. I said PERIODICALLY, jerkfaces. Don’t bother me about standings or you’ll be relegated in Sheep League.

    The reigning champ is @Pauncho, so you should probably just copy his work and ride that pony to victory.

    Good luck, foolish mortals. All hail Grouchy!

    And watch yer damned backs.

    ...

    ..

    .

    Lose by two (or more)!
     
  2. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  3. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So he did indeed die.

    And... Christ will come again?
     
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  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, that's what my wife hopes.








    Now I'll see myself out for another few weeks for that comment.
     
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  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ooooh. @puttputtfc playing the Clark Gambit. Heady, high-level move from the seasoned professional. Me like.

    As for the other players...
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  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ah, look at all the loser posters
    Ah, look at all the loser posters

    @CBusAlex picks up point the first week much to everyone's chagrin
    Canadian win
    All other posters, hoped for sunshine and a win but the Crew came up short
    Was it the Malört?

    03_04_19_g_points.png

    Only one poor soul was brave enough to take a Grouchy™ Point this week: @CBusAlex.

    We salute you, you jerkface!
     
  7. CBusAlex

    CBusAlex Member

    Jun 17, 2011
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More points than Atlanta!
     
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  8. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    behind a mask
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are the stars the number of championships?
    Has Pauncho won *6* times??
     
  9. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, but the glowing star signifies the defending champ. Pauncho has won twice.
     
  10. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    behind a mask
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ...so he should have a scudetto??
     
  11. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow--two stars, just like my Gladbach.... (but they get two stars for 5 championships)

    Of course, at Sheep League, I'm terrible....
     
  12. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    rigged i say. rigged
     
  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Naw, dog. Naw. You bad.
     
  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  15. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, the glowing star is the scudetto. I'm stealing from the MLS playbook here as my operation is just as dysfunctional.
     
  16. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Stupid Zardes second goal.
     
  17. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I wasn't on the list, so...

    ...the average wasn't pulled down.

    ZING! Take that, me!
     
  19. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    YOU SAVAGES! Take yer damn Grouchy™ Point and get out of my face!

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    We had 37 winners clock in for the Dallas match. Mad props to these bastards for making me screw with my sheet for more than two minutes: @Dan Milton, @Pauncho, @CrewSchmack, @Kryptonite, @CrewDust, @Robbiegoal, @Hamburgler03, @crewfan_in_columbus, @B-M-T, @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @TrueCrew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @GoCrew1996, @west ham sandwich, @DAFCrew, @Coupe, @CelticCrew, @djtrinidad, @Nostradumass, @DrunkandDisorderly, @hardhead, @MLSinSTL, @Ueberjames, @odave, @Big J 0526, @YeahMorgan, @CrewV Man, @hungariansteven, @TKyle, @TRUJDUB, @jack sticker, @TyphonInc, @boomshea, @BigStern, and @Dr.Fever

    Please do a better job of spreading out your votes so I don't have to add so many points. Thank you.
     
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  20. Dan Milton

    Dan Milton Member

    Nov 25, 1998
    Zardes just doesn't know when to stop! Certainly 1-0 Crew win would have been good enough!!!
     
  21. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    We thought we were playing sheep league
     
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  22. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, win by five then....
     
  23. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Anyone heard from cleazer lately?
     
  24. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
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  25. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I asked that to @DrunkandDisorderly on Saturday. I mentioned cleaze’s real name as told to me by Geeg. DnD gave me a similar reaction of not being familiar with the real name as I had given Geeg some years ago in the same situation. Message boards nerds, unite.


    All I can add is I spotted @cleazer a section over on Crewsmas.
     

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