Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2019 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOURNING, COLUMBUS CREW BIGSOCCER FORUUUUUM! Due to my need for validation and love from Internet strangers popular demand, the Grouchy™ Point Cup is back! HOW IT WORK? What’s that? You want to know the rules? What are you, a ********ing cop? Fine. Here be THE "OFFICIAL" RULES & REGULATIONS. TL;DR – Prove you're the bestest and brightestest @Nostradumass on this here Internet forum by correctly predicting the result of each Crew match (and other random events!!) in the pre-match thread. Divine the future, hoard the most Grouchy™ Points, and you’ll win an all-expenses paid trip to you’re-out-of-your-damn-mind-if-you-think-I’m-giving-you-anything. ... The champ also gets a star next to their name!! IMPORTANT PROGRAMMING NOTE: I may miss your tally for a match if you don't vote on the pre-match poll, so... PLEASE VOTE BEFORE THE POLL CLOSES. Oh, and let me know if I mess up your vote or don't award a deserved point. I’ll fix it. Maybe. I only ask you be kind with me; I have a gentle soul. Standings will be tracked here. I will also periodically post the results in this thread. I said PERIODICALLY, jerkfaces. Don’t bother me about standings or you’ll be relegated in Sheep League. The reigning champ is @Pauncho, so you should probably just copy his work and ride that pony to victory. Good luck, foolish mortals. All hail Grouchy! And watch yer damned backs. ... .. . Lose by two (or more)!
Ooooh. @puttputtfc playing the Clark Gambit. Heady, high-level move from the seasoned professional. Me like. As for the other players...
Ah, look at all the loser posters Ah, look at all the loser posters @CBusAlex picks up point the first week much to everyone's chagrin Canadian win All other posters, hoped for sunshine and a win but the Crew came up short Was it the Malört? Only one poor soul was brave enough to take a Grouchy™ Point this week: @CBusAlex. We salute you, you jerkface!
Wow--two stars, just like my Gladbach.... (but they get two stars for 5 championships) Of course, at Sheep League, I'm terrible....
Winners, winners, Grouchy™ Point dinners. Congrats to these very smart and talented and handsome dudes: @puttputtfc, @KHT_Crew, @Ch(Elsey), @110toyourleft, @NUFC Fan, @stanger, @the_rickler, @runningoz, @TyphonInc, and @BigStern! [insert Robert Kraft pun here]
Yes, the glowing star is the scudetto. I'm stealing from the MLS playbook here as my operation is just as dysfunctional.
YOU SAVAGES! Take yer damn Grouchy™ Point and get out of my face! We had 37 winners clock in for the Dallas match. Mad props to these bastards for making me screw with my sheet for more than two minutes: @Dan Milton, @Pauncho, @CrewSchmack, @Kryptonite, @CrewDust, @Robbiegoal, @Hamburgler03, @crewfan_in_columbus, @B-M-T, @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @TrueCrew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @GoCrew1996, @west ham sandwich, @DAFCrew, @Coupe, @CelticCrew, @djtrinidad, @Nostradumass, @DrunkandDisorderly, @hardhead, @MLSinSTL, @Ueberjames, @odave, @Big J 0526, @YeahMorgan, @CrewV Man, @hungariansteven, @TKyle, @TRUJDUB, @jack sticker, @TyphonInc, @boomshea, @BigStern, and @Dr.Fever Please do a better job of spreading out your votes so I don't have to add so many points. Thank you.
I asked that to @DrunkandDisorderly on Saturday. I mentioned cleaze’s real name as told to me by Geeg. DnD gave me a similar reaction of not being familiar with the real name as I had given Geeg some years ago in the same situation. Message boards nerds, unite. All I can add is I spotted @cleazer a section over on Crewsmas.