Columbus Crew @ Orlando City SC | Match 21 - July 13, 2019 7:30 PM

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What will be the result of the Crew's 7/13/19 match vs Orlando?

Poll closed Jul 13, 2019.
  1. Caleb Porter Disasterclass (AKA Lose by two or more goals)

    14.6%
  2. Lose by one goal

    37.5%
  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    16.7%
  4. Win by one goal

    14.6%
  5. Win by two or more goals

    10.4%
  6. Quit Playing Games: Crew score ≥2 goals and keep a clean sheet (worth 2 points!!)

    2.1%
  7. "We are at the edge of an abyss and we're close to being a really good soccer team." - CB9K

    4.2%
  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Caleb Porter's strategy to win RISK begins from Kamkatcka.
     
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  2. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Everything about this match is just plain old pissing me off.

    If Toronto/Montreal and Cincy/Chicago weren't in weather delays I'd turn this Columbus bullshit off.
     
  3. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do y'all charge or is hang just living in your heads rent-free?
     
  4. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Finally, Sosa for Guzman
     
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  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    7 starters from Wednesday's game in which Orlando played 120 minutes.

    No Nani. No Klejstan.

    10 minutes left to get a goal and erase what has been about the most uninspiring 80 minutes of Crew soccer in years.
     
  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Guzman off 80 minutes after he should have been.
     
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  8. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    David "Dad bod" Guzman off. About 81 minutes too late.
     
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  9. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Sources tell me this finally might be the performance that sees him off to Charleston.....
     
  10. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Beverly, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Je-sus.
     
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  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Gutless. Heartless. Brainless. Useless.
     
  12. Sagz

    Sagz Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Cbus
    Where does this team rank in our list of worst crew teams ever?
     
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  13. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We could use an upgrade there as well.

    Pedro showing why he sucks. And should never play on the right. Ever.

    And there is the goal for Orlando.
     
  14. Michael tomko

    Michael tomko Member

    Mar 4, 2017
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Too late we’re already losing
     
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  15. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Dwight lamenting that Orlando's goal has come against the run of play and crying about the Crew's bad luck.

    Orlando's goal was the first shot on goal from either team in 84 minutes.
     
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  16. MFRONE

    MFRONE Member+

    Jul 24, 2000
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Worst squad ever and it’s not even close.
     
  17. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    One Win in Fifteen Matches

    Orlando's first home win since May.

    But we need to be patient, right?
     
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  18. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice hit by Afful and a save.
     
  19. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    SHOT! ON! GOAL!!!

    GET ON YOUR FEET FOR A TASTY TREAT!!!
     
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  20. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bottom 3. 2005. 2006. This year. Maybe another I am forgetting.
     
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  21. Michael tomko

    Michael tomko Member

    Mar 4, 2017
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    We’ll be tied with the expansion side after tonight’s debacle. That’s just fab
     
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  22. Sagz

    Sagz Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Cbus
    It going to be 5 games since this team has scored a goal. So second stat question is what's our longest streak of no goals?

    This team is worse than 16 only because it has even less talent than 16...the mid 2000s team would whoop this team and back pass them to death.
     
  23. Michael tomko

    Michael tomko Member

    Mar 4, 2017
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    i
    I don’t necessarily mind homer broadcasters but he’s just not good at being a tolerable homer
     
  24. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    This is the best Columbus team in our history, as soon as Caleb gets 'his guys' in.

    Am I doing it right?
     
  25. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zardes with the header off his face that bounces over
     

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