Columbus Crew @ Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International Airport | Match 25 - August 3, 2019 10:00 PM

Look. Timon talking about a Crew game. Maybe we have a chance.

 

Time? Display? Bueller?

 

Disappointed like us. Probably drinking.

 

They're on actual real TV that people get. The chances of this recurring are higher than with that ********tard who went to Texas.

 

Some of us always found a way... somehow...

You know. Once upon a time, we had a roaring chat room on Matchnight for games.

 

Do our players not understand how to make runs off the ball in their final third?

 

You have to realize that Matchnight was in its "heyday" back before becoming an adult with a house and shit.

 

Since I don't actually have to do anything but sit on a phone call, I can start drinking now.

 

What kind of weird job requires you to babysit a server install on a Saturday night by conference call?

 

Project management types do that all the time. I did a couple times in my previous role, and it's just as terrible as you'd imagine.

 

Y'all, I'm tired and getting bored. How much will my fan score be impacted if I doze off on the couch?

 

The type that has a client order the wrong 4 port NIC for their server and they have to call off the whole install.

 

Auto-loss in Sheep League.

 

Try bourbon to stay awake.

 

Dumbassery.

 

Ain't no sleeping in Soccer

 

Not if you want to actually win.

 

May doze off in bed. Over the years (ten years in this house), I have many fond memories of falling asleep while watching west coast away games.

 

Zardes sub please

 

Does Vako mean cow in some language?

 

Was thinking the same thing.

Room with a nice save.

 

Vaca, as in Joselito Vaca.

 

Choo mother********ing choo!

 

Oh, now THAT was lovely.

Well done, Gyasi.

 

Choo choo, b!tches!