Columbus Crew Grouchy™ Point Cup 2026 Välkomna till Grouchy™ Point Cup 2026, era dumma jävlar! Trots absolut noll efterfrågan (och min sönderfallande mentala hälsa) är vi tillbaka för ännu en meningslös säsong av att gissa på en döende anslagstavla för att vinna värdelösa poäng! Ska jag fortsätta med den här osmakliga biten och översätta allt till svenska (jag hoppas verkligen att Google inte tvingar mig att säga förolämpningar)? Ja! Nåväl, några meningar till. Jag är en ledsen man, och jag måste hitta glädje där jag kan!* DET ÄR LEKTID, HORARNA Vänta, är det en älg? *blir sparkad i huvudet av det majestätiska odjuret* Huh? Where... what's happening? Did @DrunkandDisorderly roofie me again? Oh, it's just the Grouchy™ Point Cup? Let's do this! You all know how this works: Predict the result of each and every Crew match (and the occasional random soccer ma-OH********IT'SAWORLDCUPYEAR) in the appropriate pre-match poll.* Guess right and get a point. Most points at the end of the season wins. Need more details? What are you a Guilledamn mor-no... No. It's fine. Here are the "OFFICIAL" RULES & REGULATIONS² from the main man hisself. When do we start? IN THIS VERY THREAD (wow)! This thread's poll will be used as the tiebreaker at the end of the season. In fact, @GoCrew1996 took last year's title thanks to his tiebreaker prediction, so it's kinda a big deal. You have until March 11 to vote. You have been warned. As always(ish), I'll update the standings in this here thread, but you can also access them here: DEFINITELY PORN. Again, you know how this works: I'll fall off the face of the Earth for weeks at a time, so the standings will frequently be outdated. Look, it's hard to recover from benders at my age. WHY MORE WORDS? Well, because I want to remind everyone that I'm a mere mortal (it's true!). So, please, please, please do me a solid and vote BEFORE the pre-match poll closes (I aim to have polls close about an hour or so prior to kickoff). If the poll closes before you vote, please message me your hottest n00dz and your guess—or post it in the match thread—BEFORE kickoff. Otherwise, I may miss your vote. Also, FEEL FREE TO CREATE A MATCH THREAD if you're really jazzed about a game or I'm too slow or you're funnier and handsomer and betterer than me. It's a cool and neat thing to do. I only ask that you include a poll with the typical choices (i.e. Win by 2 or more, Win by 1, Draw, Lose by 1, and Lose by 2 or more) in your thread. If you also want to make a prop bet (or two), go for it!*** Don't forget to check the "Display votes publicly" option so I can track who voted for what. AT LAST This is the lowest stakes game you can ever play, so join in! It doesn't matter if you miss a week or month or whatever... VOTE! We all want to make fun of your dumb choices. Remember... lose by 2 or more, @cleazer promised to bring back Sheep League this season, and watch your back! *Jag har ett desperat behov av att vara i centrum för uppmärksamheten och att folk ska tycka att jag är rolig och ge mig positiv bekräftelse. Jag finner inget inre självförtroende. Jag är försvagad utan yttre beröm. Snälla, älska mig! ²Subject to change at my erotic erratic whim. ***Outlandish or stupid-easy (like the ones I make) props will not be counted. FOR ADMIN USE ONLY: https://www.transfermarkt.us/major-league-soccer/fairnesstabelle/wettbewerb/MLS1
It's how naughty we are! https://www.transfermarkt.us/major-league-soccer/fairnesstabelle/wettbewerb/MLS1
That may mean we lacked some "bite". I mean, I want us to be a clean team, but I also want us to be aggressive. That means some cards are unavoidable.
Im the opposite - cards are avoidable if you play smart and correctly. I don't want to see any cards from us.
Yellow cards yes, Red cards no I’m fine with being more agressive defensively and still playing smart. Just have to know the situation and be effective when playing on yellow without getting a red. Straight red should not happen but maybe once a season at most.
Hold on to your butts. We've got Grouchy™ Points to give out. Congrats to @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner, @Crewster, @POdinCowtown, @CrewDuff, and @west ham sandwich for being properly pessimistic. And a bigger kudos to @DrunkandDisorderly, @jairadballerina, @Kyle Crew, @Robbo Crewfan, @DAK77, @Crew96Fan, and @hardhead (bring back Beat Oracle, you cowardly stupidface!) for taking advantage of the drunken dumb handsome poor bookie* to bag two points. P.S. Before you ask, @TRUJDUB21, you will show up on the scoreboard once you've earned a point. Board legends, former champions, notable posters, and people I like are also up there by default. On to smoking KC. The city, not the bus. *Second season in a row where the prop hits week one... smdh...
Tbh I thought I won it previously so I was trying to find that out. I'm calling shenanigans on the list!
Crewsmas Eve Grouchy™ Points for all my friends! @DrunkandDisorderly, @Hamburgler03, @Pauncho, @Bill Archer, @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner, and @foozer get the point. I am disappoint in everyone else. Now let's enjoy some friendly water sports!
What about like a wooden spoon for ppl who (seriously )voted on everything and had lowest point total ?