Columbus Crew @ Colorado Rapids | Match 15 - May 25, 2019 9:00 PM ET

He looked tired. High elevation prob hurting him.

 

I'd love if the feed didn't cut out every 10 seconds....

 

Hulu feed has been pretty stable so far...

 

I could man mark on set pieces better than anyone on this team

 

And my TV just randomly reset.

 

"Crew made all three of their changes."

Clock says 85:15.

 

Nice effort by Zack to stand there and watch that

 

We stink

 

Looks like you're going to be getting a call from Caleb.

Guaranteed contract of you are Ghanaian.

 

Nothing Zack could have done about that.
One of the eight or so Crew players within a yard or two from the shooter could have stepped up...

Oh well. Time to switch back to Pornhub I guess...

 

Only 3 points ahead of New England is the worst indictment possible against this club

 

Thank Goodness we don't have to play Colorado anymore this year.

 

Consistent DP play there...

 

I am jack sticker and I approve this message

 

We need new DPs .

 

I had more fun getting my vasectomy on Friday than watching this garbage. This team is now more sterile than I am.

 

We better make a cup run this year

 

On a scale one through ten how bad was it?

 

Ironic that the Yellow one is the one character we so seldom get to be...

 

Actually not all that bad. I'd give it a 4. This game was much worse.

 

If we can't get a win on the rare occasion we score 2 goals, we won't be winning much this season. Giving up 3 to LAFC is one thing, giving up 3 to Colorado is a sign we're on our way to rock bottom. That probably comes after Steffen leaves.

Got a Grouchy at least.