Columbus Crew against New York City Football Club, 1 June 2019, 7:30 pm

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Yo Grouchy, I predict:

Poll closed Jun 1, 2019.
  1. Crew victorious by 2 or more soccer goals [sunshine wing of the sunshine brigade]

    10 vote(s)
    20.4%
  2. Crew victorious by exactly 1 soccer goal [sucker bet]

    8 vote(s)
    16.3%
  3. Sister-kisser (one point more than last three results combined) [garden variety optimism]

    7 vote(s)
    14.3%
  4. LOSE BY 1 [current run of form]

    11 vote(s)
    22.4%
  5. LOSE BY 2 (or worse) [accept your nightmare as real]

    13 vote(s)
    26.5%
  1. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 ZipSix, May 30, 2019
    Last edited: May 30, 2019
    CREW / NYCFC

    Our Columbus Crew, losers of eight of the last nine matches, bring their injured and demoralized zombie football squad home to play the Powder blue Yankee boys, in the game being billed as Zack Steffen's last home match for the black and gold.

    Come on out to the old kickball field for one last hurrah with our child prodigy goalkeeper as we say goodbye in style, with a meaningless mid-summer match against one of Don Garber's former favorite teams. After this match the schedule makers have given us all a few weeks off in the time out chair to consider what we've done.

    Below: Higuain (10) feigns effort to recover ball turned-over.

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  2. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. hangthadj

    hangthadj BigSoccer Yellow Card

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  4. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Scot, this team f--ing stinks.
     
  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj BigSoccer Yellow Card

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm hopeful that the "entertaining" loss vs bottom of the league Colorado Rapids was just the kind of "moral victory" we need to turn this god forsaken, interminable season around.

    But in reality, if the season ended this weekend after we sent Zack away would more than a few dozen people really care?
     
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  6. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Easy win.
    When we're up 3-0 in the 89th minute and we get a PK called in our favor due to a handball in the box, Steffen will be invited to the other half of the field to score a goal in his final ever Crew game.
     
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  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I predict a Golazo Bonanza, a display of offensive firepower such as the old footie yard hasn't seen since that ludicrous 2000 ASG.

    4 -1 Crew and we send Steffen off in style.
     
  8. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't help but worry about the Steffen v Johnson angle of this match, especially if Gregg is in the building as has been his habit.
     
  9. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    Steffen stands on his head to get a shutout in his last match in the Tiny Demon Fortress and Sanch gets a late goal to firmly enshrine me into the SanchShine Brigade forever for making sure Zack has 3 points in his last Crew game.
     
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  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 chr1st, May 30, 2019
    Last edited: May 30, 2019
    Goodbye, Zack, you stopper of PKs, Crew legend, Adonis. We did not deserve you. We will suffer without you. We will miss you. But, we will have the memories, always the memories, until we drink them away. Go get 'em. Show everyone what we've known since the day you came into our wretched lives and raised us up out of the filth. One love, Zack.

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    Please take us with you.










    Columbus Crew vs New York City FC

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    MLS Regular Season Match – Saturday, June 1, 7:30 PM – MAPFRE Stadium

    Broadcast: SportsTime Ohio, FOX Sports GO, 97.1 FM The Fan, ColumbusCrewSC.com, MLS LIVE on ESPN+

    Links:

    Vitals:
    Columbus Crew
    16 PTS / 15 G / 1.07 PPG | 5W-9L-1D | 14 GF / 22 GA / -8 GD | L5: LWLLL

    New York City FC
    19 PTS / 12 G / 1.58 PPG | 4W-1L-7D | 16 GF / 13 GA / 3 GD | L5: WDWWD

    Goal Leaders:
    Columbus Crew
    Gyasi Zardes - 5
    Pedro Santos - 3
    Gastón Sauro - 2

    New York City FC
    Héber - 3
    Alexandru Mitrita - 3
    Ismael Tajouri-Shradi - 3
    Valentín Castellanos - 2
    Maximiliano Moralez - 2
    Alexander Ring - 2
    Ebenezer Ofori - 1

    Previous Meeting:
    September 1, 2018 @ MAPFRE Stadium
    Columbus Crew 2, New York City FC 1

    Match Promotions:
    • Pride Night
    Forecast:
    upload_2019-5-30_9-53-2.png

    Notes:
    We're boned. Tornadoes suck. Go Crew.

    Discuss.


    EDIT:
    DUELING THREADS... Dun, dun, DUN!

    Goes to show, kids, you should always check the board before posting a new thread.
     
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  11. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, this is awkward.
     
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  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Um... so... oops?
     
  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I kind of hope no one else posts here and this thread remains my own personal pit of misery.

    Watch as I wallow!
     
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  15. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #15 chr1st, May 30, 2019
    Last edited: May 30, 2019
    For those interested, here's an image of the local gentlemen's club following the DOUBLE TORNADO NIGHT OF 2019:
    2019-05-28.jpg

    It's only a half-mile away from my house. I'm not sure if they'll rebuild.
     
  16. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #toobusyparenting
    #parentingmeanspostinginopencupthredz
    #yoloswag247blazeit
     
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  17. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DOUBLE TORNADO NIGHT OF 2019 may not be giving the storm enough credit.
     
  18. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  19. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Such accusations within the voting options. Bring back @chr1st.
     
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  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm a sucker for attention.
     
  21. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Whitney Houston nod is beautiful. How is Daughter #1 doing with this quickly approaching loss of Steffen?
     
  22. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What could have been...

     
  23. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm stealing this, who should I cite?
     
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  24. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't what I'm doing so even I can't see the vote results of the poll I made. I am become Charlie Brown. Good grief.
     
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  25. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, I put our current form all on CB9K.
     
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