Dear Gringo, We've finally found the perfect sign for the bar we want to start. It's sooooo butch! Thanks, The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy poofs
boomer sooner, scumbag. someday, maybe even this year, texas will beat oklahoma. but as long as stoops is there texas will lose probably 3 out of every 4 times they play. sooner magic, bitch
drive, drive on down the field...we're the men of the scarlet and gray... no maurice? big deal...ohio state is gonna lay the smack on michigan once again...
Pah - all this flyover state smack - who cares. The ACC is the new center of college football power. Get used to it. Go Terps
You haven't even lost your first game yet and you're already rolling out the "my conference is better than your conference" smack? Is this what one focuses on when the greatest athletic legacy of one's alma mater is a vomit-laced coke overdose on a dormroom floor?
IS THIS WHAT WE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF. http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/College_Football/112_simmssacked.jpg.JPG
Dear Maurice, There is simply no excuse for walking out of a midterm. You have soiled the sterling academic reputation of The Ohio State University. Sincerely Andy Katzenmoyer
OOOH Len Bias smack OOOH. Should expect that coming from a state that executes the mentally handicapped on a daily basis. Good one. ..."greatest athletic legacy" 2nd greatest day for Marylanders greatest day for Marylanders When Dubya is dumped out of office, Texas is sawed off our country, kicked into the Gulf of Mexico and given back to Mexico where it belongs.
What, are you bitter that it means that you can't visit out of fear for your life? ACC, the new center of college football? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the conference where football irrelevancies like Duke and Wake Forest and North Carolina and Maryland play? Oh wait, the ACC is getting Miami and VA Tech. Ooooooh. Gravy-training your incoming members -- now that's just sad. Wake me when you beat somebody stouter than Wake Forest, you schmucks. BTW, why do you think that Texas belongs to Mexico? Wait, don't tell me. I'm sure that your answer is something that passes for humor in KKKollege Park.
Tennessee, Georgia Tech, Clemson Beat them all last year and they have National Championships since the mighty Longhorns hoisted one. And don't try to get into a state pissing match with mine. We all know your hootin and hollerin is a feeble attempt to cover up your amazing insecurity. Your state is despised.
Hey El Jefe- if I ever reach the point where I have to brag about beating Georgia Tech and Clemson, just shoot me, would you? The 2002 College World Series notwithstanding, for how many more posts are you going to bring up basketball in a football thread? Maryland is a state? I thought it was a housing project for federal bureaucrats.
And once again, Kansas State and Nebraska have the wussiest non-conference schedules known to man. Kansas State Cal, in a "neutral" venue (neutral being 100 miles away from Manhattan, and about 1,500 miles away from Berkeley) Troy State, at home (can anyone tell me where the hell Troy State is without looking it up? In Greece somewhere?) McNeese State, at home (you got to be kidding me) U of Mass., at home (you really got to be kidding me) Marshall (a halfway decent team.....sometimes. Not sure about this year) Nebraska Utah State, at home (oh no, the horrors!) Penn State, at home (a halfway decent team, but nothing great) at Southern Mississippi (wow, a road game against a team that might be in the top 40.....Nebraska really has improved its schedule) Troy State, at home (are they the official Nebraska/K State patsy this season?) Contrast this with Colorado's non-conference schedule: Colorado State in a true neutral venue (a pre-season top 25 team) UCLA at home (nothing groundbreaking, but at least as difficult as the most difficult team either of the above has) Washington State at home (same as UCLA comment) at Florida State (never an easy place to win, and a top 25 pre-season team) It's no shock Kansas State and Nebraska are the biggest college football ********************* when it comes to scheduling in the Big 12 (although Texas' non-conference schedule isn't anything to brag about either).
Boy, that's quite a standard you've got there. "We beat somebody who won a national championship in the last 32 years." Though I gotta give props to you for spinning a win over Clemson into something to be proud of, even if their national championship was in, uh, 1981. Had I but thought of doing that, I could've felt a little more proud of UT's road win over the worst Nebraska team in decades. My state is generally apathetic about what a bunch of asshats from Maryland think of them.
And here I was, telling Segroves that you'd learned your lesson last year. Do you not remember the strength of Bob Stoops' pimp hand?
In other earth-shattering news, the sun rose in the east this morning. More proof that Gary Barnett is mildly retarded. Who the hell in their right mind voluntarily signs up for a non-conference schedule like that? Wait a minute. That schedule is probably Slick Rick's fault. Sorry for calling you mildly retarded, Gary. Hey, we're at least facing old-time conference rivals. And one of them is even in a real conference. But I'll make no defense for the New Mexico St. game, except to say that we need to pad Roy Williams' stats for his Heisman campaign.