Clint Mathis' off-season diet

That's a great picture.

 

Holy crap. Someone needs to make a big cardboard cut-out of that.

 

I tried to find it in Parade in the paper but it seems that someone took it before I did...

 

Maybe Victorine was dangling some Doritos when Mathis made that sweet pass/assist.

 

Dude, you got any papers?

 

I saw that this morning. I don't think he could look any more goofy. Does Frito-Lay sponsor the Metros in any way shape or form?

 

I wouldn't expect that Parade magazine maintains a strict line between advertising and "news" content. Like with Jordan and McDonalds (though not on the Jordan scale), Mathis surely stuffs himself on Doritos cash, not Doritos.

 

Everytime I see this picture I crack up.

 

Yeah, that needs to be in the stands at Metro games.

 

i don't think clint gives a flying ************. hahaha. thats too funny.

 

So, has soccer arrived?

 

if a doritos ad is the sign that we arrived then we arrived back when Tab had his snickers...

btw, i don't think clint looks goofy.

 

No, he just looks like someone gave him a swirly. Nice look, with the white t-shirt untucked. Looks like he's trying to lure underage kids into his van.

 

nah, the blurb specified that the MetroStars are a "soccer" team. I don't think they would have identified Derek Jeter as a player for the New York Yankees baseball team.

 

This wasn't actually a Doritos ad. It was a Parade feature on "Celebrity midnight snacks"

http://local.parade.com/

Alex Rodriguez loves Doritos too

 

Clint Mathis suffers for his art...

 

Now if only he can land the Hamm's beer and Slim Jim ads, he'll have lifetime supplies for Dorito's, Slim Jim's and Beer. Then he can retire.

 

someone please tend to those bullet wounds in clints foot.

really

does he have ANY kind of agent?????

 

Im so surprised that the words "Pabst Blue Ribbon" haven't appeared in this thread.

PS I love the picture, it's WHOLLY American. I hate the Eurofags that populate soccer. Clint is just a good old boy, never doin' no harm.

 

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