Right, and lets not forget all the hundreds of thousands of people that Santa Claus ordered murdered and raped. The ones that his own son Udai Claus in particular was responsible for murdering and raping. Lets not forget all the elves that they threw out of tall buildings and those they put through meat grinders, and submitted to assorted tortures. And the chemical attacks against some of his own reindeer, as well as against some of his North Pole neighbors. Yes, maybe this idiot is right. War on Christmas might be morally justified.
Anti-Semite. . .. And that's all the time we have today for Non Sequitor Theatre, thanks for joining us. . .
Christmas should be a day for solemnly observing the fictionalization of an otherwise routine birth of some black guy in the middle east a couple millenia ago who was put to death because he was frigging nuts. Anything else is an assault on my way of life.
Yes. I am. As a far-left moonbat, I feel it my duty to attack everything that is quintessentially American, and I can't think of anything more American than Christmas. I've been running around Essex County all day tearing down the lights and figurines on people's houses (especially those god-awful 6' snowglobes), taking a flame-thrower to all the snow, and knocking down Christmas trees in every mall I see. Any store that submitted to the threats of boycotts I've been picketting, and I've sent out a web-petition for folks not to spend a dime this Christmas season, not at least until they once and for all take the Christ out of Christmas. But it's not just me. Lefty Moonbats everywhere have been doing the same thing. Christmas really is under attack. Those of you who don't think so simply have your heads in the sand. Happy ********ing Holidays.
Yes, and doing pretty well. They are getting more stations by the week. In Western NC, they are even doing better than our local wingnut station.
Steven Colbert had a great riff on getting back to the origin of christmas last night - kids get dried fruits in their wooden shoes. If they are bad, kids get abducted by the nasty black elf. Who takes them to Spain. And that's where Santa lives.
It's watching the entire video of the segment. It is a bit long, but the payoff in the end is worth it. Nazis???? WTF???? http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/12/merry-seder-christmas/
I'm with you. The only use I have for THE HOLIDAYS (yes, I'm trying to destory america) is to get sloshed with the few members of the family I can tolerate.
This is a total and complete lie. If someone was really attacking Christmas, they would be the first in line to help your sorry ass.
I'm attacking Christmas too. But I am doing it in the Urban Guerilla method. That means destroying Christmas by supporting the most extreme version of it. The best example of this is in San Jose itself. There is a city sponsored Christmas display which includes a crèche scene. But it is mixed right in with animatronic teddy bears and elves filling toy filled trains. There was once a push to remove it, but it didn't last long. By keeping the thing there, they get what they want - and it ends up being just another myth mixed in with other myths. That makes me happy.
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that Iran invented Christmas just so that they could also invent attacking Christmas. I am also doing my part to attack Christmas by replacing the baby Jesuses in public creches with Pokemons. Gotta replace 'em all!