Thanks again to @randomnoise for collecting the options. As promised I added a no pun (and all you punsters out there know exactly how to interpret that) option. It's going to be tough to choose only 3 good ones. The poll closes @ 5 PM EDT, 10/5. Also, here's the Dest Thread.
Lots of good options here. To be honest, I even like the grumpy-old-man “Dest @ Barça” title because, well, he is at Barça and really doesn’t need any gimmicks.
Someone said that won't age well, so I guess it's related to some current meme, pop culture thing, etc... Or maybe I'm being dense. Can someone explain it?
Probably most that want a pun name use their three votes, while most that don't want a pun name use one vote.
Given that he's leaving Ajax for Barcelona, it would have been a perfect opportunity to play on the Cruyff Turn in the title. That said, I'm not sure what counts as a timeless pun, and it may be a generational thing, but Nou Camp, Who Dest? slays me.
I thought they were all bad except for Sergino Dest at Barcelona which I voted for along with my own entry Adeste Fideles: Dest at Barcelona which I like but how many people are voting for a phrase from a Christmas carol in Latin ? Answer 3
Okay, I think "Red, White & Blaugrana: Sergiño Dest at FC Barcelona" surged enough in the last few hours of voting to be declared the outright winner. Plus he's already playing for Barca and we need to get the precocious young man a thread title that reflect reality.