Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!!

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by lond2345, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. lond2345

    lond2345 Member

    Aug 19, 2002
    USA
    finally a thread for all the anti-chivas usa mls fans. Finally a thread where we can post our opinions without fear of oppression from the pro-chivas evil moderators!

    a thread for all the paranoid mls fans is finally here.
     
  2. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We are now at DEFCON 2
     
  3. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
    Davis, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Killer Bees will destroy MLS first.

    BTW, lond2345, thanks so much for a great Chivas thread. I'm sure this will be thread that keeps on giving.
     
  4. StillKickin

    StillKickin Member+

    Dec 17, 2002
    Texas
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D
     
  5. Bob Morocco

    Bob Morocco Member+

    Aug 11, 2003
    Billings, MT
    Wait, that Killer bee thing deserves a closer look. Killer bees are from Mexico, they are streaming across the borders bent on destruction. Mexicans are streaming across the border bent from exhaustion. Chivas is from Mexico, and is bent on futbol domination. Coincidence, I think not. Chivas has full control over a massive army of Mexican bees currently infiltrating its way into the United States. It used this army to blackmail MLS into giving it what ever it wants, or being destroyed.

    Cunning Hateful Insect inVASion
     
  6. italchacao

    italchacao New Member

    Mar 18, 2002
    Austin TX
    DESTROY CHIVAS
     
  7. italchacao

    italchacao New Member

    Mar 18, 2002
    Austin TX
    killer bees are from africa and you can thank brazil for letting them free.
     
  8. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    There's something really fishy about this thread: ya'll front like ya'll anti-Chivas, but where's the bad spelling? Isn't that the tell-tale sign of all the "anty-forin entatee invading ARE countri"? Ya'll are jus to damn edumacated fer this thred. Theirs plenti of other threds to hash out you're anty-American, inpatriotic vitriols ("vitriol" was the word of the day on my toilet paper, out at the outhouse).

    Your just a idiot. Geez!
     
  9. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    [​IMG]

    anyone who drinks blended scotch deserves whatever bad fate they encounter.
     
  10. Stevedm

    Stevedm Red Card

    Jan 19, 2000
    Chicago
    SHUT THE F UP you loser!!!
     
  11. Guinho

    Guinho Member+

    May 27, 2001
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    y'all missed my "Welcome to MLS you filthy Chivas scum" thread. I'm not so good at the vitriol, but it's a start of heaping scorn on the Cabraschupadoras.

    Finally, we'll have a team we hate more than the Burn, who whine about how rough everyone else is while getting more yellow and red cards than anyone (#1 in reds, #3 in yellows for the season).

    Don't resist, just get your revenge on Team Viagra by beating them soundly and often and reviling them for their pathetic need to import a soccer culture because they're too lame to generate one on their own.

    Here's to McChivas, inc.!

    G.
     
  12. Foots

    Foots Member

    Jan 7, 2002
    Ellicott City, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Chivas that is not "done right" will destroy MLS.
     
  13. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Exactly what I think everytime I read the word Chivas..
     
  14. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!!

    The FCC just decided this week to allow the "F" word on American broadcast TV. Is Big Soccer next?
    :)
     
  15. LA Galaxy Fan

    LA Galaxy Fan Member

    Feb 28, 2000
    Tokyo
    Homeland Security announced Chivas USA terrorist is coming to MLS in 2005 and raise to Orange (Alert color code).
     
  16. guamster

    guamster Member+

    Mar 30, 2001
    Winnetka, CA
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Guam
    Tonight on all new episode of "24"...

    ...Jack Bauer and the rest of CTU (Counter Terrrorist Unit) race against the clock to counter the Chivas threat to all that is American. Jack and his colleagues try to keep several steps ahead of Chivas' efforts to tarnish the honor and integrity of Major League Soccer.

    Tune in to "24" on Fox 11 at 9:00 pm EST/PST for the start of what promises to be the most horrifying and exciting season yet.
     
  17. italchacao

    italchacao New Member

    Mar 18, 2002
    Austin TX
    Re: Re: Re: Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!!

    well, you can write *#*#*#*# as long as you don't really mean to *#*#*#*#..

    errr, wait a minute
     
  18. lond2345

    lond2345 Member

    Aug 19, 2002
    USA
  19. efren95

    efren95 Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Republic of Texas
    What a great sense of humor, Mike.

    You made my day...

    Long live Chivas Chupacabras....

    After they come, MLS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME...

    AND WAIT FOR SAN JOSE LATINO-AMERICA...
     
  20. Chivas USA is to MLS what Taco Bell is to dining.

    A cheap Mexican knock off sounds good at first, but a little while later it gives you the sh!ts.
     
  21. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Major League Baseball is expecting to create three teams in Mexico, Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico in order to keep surviving. Why MLS cannot do the same?. At least we are not bringing a team to Mexico City. I just agree with the whole idea. Why not?. We will have good crowds. I also agree that MLS create a team near the Mexican borders that can compete in the Mexican league as a regular team. I love soccer. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  22. barnburner13

    barnburner13 New Member

    Nov 9, 2003
    Fort Drum, NY
    haha too funny!
     
  23. CyphaPSU

    CyphaPSU Member+

    Mar 16, 2003
    Not Far
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!!

    MLB does not need to create teams there "in order to keep surviving." They don't need to send the Expos to those places as an attempt to keep surviving. Regardless of what some people may wish, MLB is not actually facing death.

    The whole Chivas-USA/MLS situation is completely different.
     
  24. lond2345

    lond2345 Member

    Aug 19, 2002
    USA
    time to revive this thread??
     
  25. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually the bees that were released in Brazil mated with the native bees and created "Aficanized" bees which are what we refer to as killer bees.
    They look identical to our native honey bees but have taken the aggessive genes of the African species. Their sting is no different than our friendly bees but they just love to keep after you in mass.
    I like them. Just like I like attacking soccer. :)
     

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