finally a thread for all the anti-chivas usa mls fans. Finally a thread where we can post our opinions without fear of oppression from the pro-chivas evil moderators! a thread for all the paranoid mls fans is finally here.
Killer Bees will destroy MLS first. BTW, lond2345, thanks so much for a great Chivas thread. I'm sure this will be thread that keeps on giving.
Wait, that Killer bee thing deserves a closer look. Killer bees are from Mexico, they are streaming across the borders bent on destruction. Mexicans are streaming across the border bent from exhaustion. Chivas is from Mexico, and is bent on futbol domination. Coincidence, I think not. Chivas has full control over a massive army of Mexican bees currently infiltrating its way into the United States. It used this army to blackmail MLS into giving it what ever it wants, or being destroyed. Cunning Hateful Insect inVASion
There's something really fishy about this thread: ya'll front like ya'll anti-Chivas, but where's the bad spelling? Isn't that the tell-tale sign of all the "anty-forin entatee invading ARE countri"? Ya'll are jus to damn edumacated fer this thred. Theirs plenti of other threds to hash out you're anty-American, inpatriotic vitriols ("vitriol" was the word of the day on my toilet paper, out at the outhouse). Your just a idiot. Geez!
y'all missed my "Welcome to MLS you filthy Chivas scum" thread. I'm not so good at the vitriol, but it's a start of heaping scorn on the Cabraschupadoras. Finally, we'll have a team we hate more than the Burn, who whine about how rough everyone else is while getting more yellow and red cards than anyone (#1 in reds, #3 in yellows for the season). Don't resist, just get your revenge on Team Viagra by beating them soundly and often and reviling them for their pathetic need to import a soccer culture because they're too lame to generate one on their own. Here's to McChivas, inc.! G.
Re: Re: Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!! The FCC just decided this week to allow the "F" word on American broadcast TV. Is Big Soccer next?
Homeland Security announced Chivas USA terrorist is coming to MLS in 2005 and raise to Orange (Alert color code).
Tonight on all new episode of "24"... ...Jack Bauer and the rest of CTU (Counter Terrrorist Unit) race against the clock to counter the Chivas threat to all that is American. Jack and his colleagues try to keep several steps ahead of Chivas' efforts to tarnish the honor and integrity of Major League Soccer. Tune in to "24" on Fox 11 at 9:00 pm EST/PST for the start of what promises to be the most horrifying and exciting season yet.
Re: Re: Re: Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!! well, you can write *#*#*#*# as long as you don't really mean to *#*#*#*#.. errr, wait a minute
What a great sense of humor, Mike. You made my day... Long live Chivas Chupacabras.... After they come, MLS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME... AND WAIT FOR SAN JOSE LATINO-AMERICA...
Chivas USA is to MLS what Taco Bell is to dining. A cheap Mexican knock off sounds good at first, but a little while later it gives you the sh!ts.
Major League Baseball is expecting to create three teams in Mexico, Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico in order to keep surviving. Why MLS cannot do the same?. At least we are not bringing a team to Mexico City. I just agree with the whole idea. Why not?. We will have good crowds. I also agree that MLS create a team near the Mexican borders that can compete in the Mexican league as a regular team. I love soccer. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Re: Chivas Usa Will Destroy Mls!!! MLB does not need to create teams there "in order to keep surviving." They don't need to send the Expos to those places as an attempt to keep surviving. Regardless of what some people may wish, MLB is not actually facing death. The whole Chivas-USA/MLS situation is completely different.
Actually the bees that were released in Brazil mated with the native bees and created "Aficanized" bees which are what we refer to as killer bees. They look identical to our native honey bees but have taken the aggessive genes of the African species. Their sting is no different than our friendly bees but they just love to keep after you in mass. I like them. Just like I like attacking soccer.