Chiva Girls

Discussion in 'Archives: CD Chivas USA' started by Various Styles, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. kpaulson

    kpaulson New Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Washington DC
    "Adriana's dream is to be a role model for little girls who aspire to one day have an opportunity to be a ChivaGirl!"

    http://chivas.usa.mlsnet.com/MLS/cdc/load.jsp?section=chivagirls&content=adriana_r

    I mean, I love the ChivasGirls dearly, but do little girls really need role models to be able to become one? I mean, it's not like "T&A routine dancer" is one of those professions that was closed off to girls through the ages. ;)
     
  2. BigLarr

    BigLarr Member

    Jan 2, 2001
    Overland Park, KS
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Be nice now. ChivaGirls gotta have dreams too.
     
  3. keeppah

    keeppah Member

    Feb 10, 2000
    Taunton, MA
    I still can't find any Chivagirl clothing online. My wife says I never buy her anything so I want to the her reaction when she opens a box with Chiva panties and a Chiva top that covers 1/3 of her body :)
     
  4. Napoli_Ultra

    Napoli_Ultra Member

    Jun 9, 1999
    Lorton VA
    Club:
    DC United
    My vote for my favorite Chiva Girl is Nafeesa. Caliente!
     
  5. SixKick

    SixKick Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Alegria makes me happy. :)
     
  6. JasonC

    JasonC New Member

    May 21, 2001
    Billings, Mont.
    Marisol is nice.

    Some quality publications there. :D
     
  7. ag2000

    ag2000 New Member

    May 8, 2005
    donde vive la pasion
    alegria and adriana..wow when they walk in the office....just wow
     
  8. JBG - Bribe Taker

    Mar 17, 2000
    Mt. Pleasant, SC
    Club:
    Charleston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Also looks like the goat is sporting some major wood.


    Mr. Johnson has just entered the building......
     
  9. rojojova

    rojojova Member

    Mar 7, 2001
    LA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    whadda u? some kinda feeeeeeeeeg?
     
  10. pagan

    pagan New Member

    May 9, 2005
    you guys cannot be serious.

    These girls are serious beauty rejects.
    --all of them are PLAIN looking mexi-chicks
    --we should not settle for the ones who wouldn't make money stripping
    --bodies are mostly chunky and non athletic (lithe is a better word)
    --all of them have horrible skin complexion

    a few are UGLY:
    --there's the fat one with a plain face and lard boobs
    --there's the getto black chick with her aunt jemimah impression
    --there's the underbite chick who face is probably the worst
    --there are just so many more....i am appalled

    There is only ONE decent looking girl
    --she's the big boob girl and the most popular on camera
    --the camera guys also KNOW that she's the only redemable thing which resembles the word 'pretty'
     
  11. erikson987

    erikson987 New Member

    May 16, 2005
    I can tell where your eyes have been... Take them off her fake silicone boobs and look at her ugly face!!!! She looks like a goat to me (hehehe) ...her face coordinates well with the msacot's face... :D personally I think there are a couple of them that are pretty attractive.... but you are right... a little time spent at Gold's gym wouldn't hurt.... would it?

    http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3545976_7_1.jpg
     
  12. Brownswan

    Brownswan New Member

    Jun 30, 1999
    Port St. Lucie, FL
    Easy. Even glams like Cameran Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow walk around town looking like they just got out of bed with a hangover and bad hair. Maybe this was her drivers license photo.

    She has lovely shoulders.

    The Chivas Girls look to be built more for comfort than speed, and there is nothing wrong with that. As a dirty, old man I am officially into the comfort stage of life.
     
  13. Erikboy

    Erikboy New Member

    Apr 23, 2005
    Most of the Chiva Girls are a bit chunky and out of porportion. There are a few (like two) that look like they work out.
    Has anyone seen them perform? Wow it's an experience :) Like half of them jiggle like j-e-l-l-o :)
    But your right the one with the long black hair that strolls around with the mascot during the game that has bigger boobs than Pam Lee is the pretty one, that's probably a reason why she's the only one that gets to be buddies with the mascot and gets camera action. You don't see much of the Chiva Girls during the game though. I have gym passes for them next time I see em' aleast the one's that have a gutt.
     
  14. KC135E

    KC135E New Member

    Mar 18, 2005
    Chicago IL
    Easy guys these Girls may be in your next starting line up, Why not! I bet they can win at least 1 more game without a PK :eek: what was that reff name??? You know the one that handed out PK's like they were candy. oh buy the way YOU GO GIRLS :D
     
  15. kebzach

    kebzach Member

    Dec 30, 2000
    Greenfield, WI
    What, you're saying this girl couldn't get the job done on a pole?

    [​IMG]

    I beg to differ, sir!
     
  16. pagan

    pagan New Member

    May 9, 2005
    You should read my WHOLE post.

    The one above is the ONLY one that could be reffered to as 'pretty'

    Now go through the other Trolls ...err...Girls....
     
  17. Erikboy

    Erikboy New Member

    Apr 23, 2005
    Yeah, Adriana is my favorite. [​IMG]
    I totally agree

    I'd like to see her work it......
     
  18. avocats

    avocats Member

    Nov 24, 2003
    Pacific Northwest
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like she said "soccer ball size" when the plastic surgeon asked how much silicone. Way over the line to inhuman.
     
  19. flava

    flava Member

    Jun 3, 2005
    Actually, they don't like bad at all in person. I have seen them at games and they are okay. By the way, as you may know, they got rid of 4 of them. Reason unknown.
     
  20. wadejackson1

    wadejackson1 Member

    Mar 11, 2001
  21. wadejackson1

    wadejackson1 Member

    Mar 11, 2001
    If I was forced to pick only one....

    [​IMG]
     
  22. fdp

    fdp Red Card

    Oct 24, 2001
    I couldn't agree with you more.

    I was looking at the pictures the other night and she caught my eye. She's definitely a cutie!

    Is she new? I don't recall seeing her before...
     
  23. fdp

    fdp Red Card

    Oct 24, 2001
    Wade,

    Do you mind if I use crop her photo so that I can use her as my new avatar?
     
  24. wadejackson1

    wadejackson1 Member

    Mar 11, 2001
    First... THANKS for asking. And, as such... sure, go right ahead. What better form of flattery?
     
  25. BigLarr

    BigLarr Member

    Jan 2, 2001
    Overland Park, KS
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So are the Chiva Girls back for the 2006 season?
     

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