NSR: CHICAGO Political Thread ***HIGHLY TOXIC - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK***

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by skinut, Nov 12, 2016.

  1. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Guys I might have been baked when I started writing this but, the scary thing is I think some form of this could actually happen. So here's how I would make America great again by basically surrounding it on all sides with an empire of happy citizens
    1. move to canada
    2. open best dispensary near trailer park in nova scotia
    3. perfect standup comedy about metal music and play the metallica canada tour instead of jim breur
    3. invest in minor league hockey team and win the championship with chelsea dagger replaced by a new anthem performed by metallica
    4. get invited to buy nhl team
    5. win the stanley cup while seeming likable on tv maybe inviting celebs to games.
    6. get elected prime minister of canada
    7. metallica remixes anthem with surviving members of rush
    8. eliminate taxes for soccer players moving to canada from south america and fathering canadian citizens
    9. win world cup. invite all north/south american citizens to join something like the EU
    10. open sourced military spending among all member nations with a strong emphasis on defense
    11.threaten to dominate football by offering free cuncussion healthcare for life.
    12. make americans so jealous they finally do the right thing but by the time they do they're surrounded on all sides by a peaceful alliance of men and elves
    13. americans put peer pressure on goverment to join the legal weed, free healthcare, metallica national anthem empire
     
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  2. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    You might have been high but you’re definitely correct.
     
  3. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
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  4. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  5. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When the Orange Dictator learned Denmark wouldn't sell Greenland, he decided to invade a smaller place nearby.
     
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  6. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Blame Canada.jpg

    Couldn't help myself. You're still spot on with your plan.
     
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  7. lethargytartare

    lethargytartare Member+

    Oct 2, 2000
    Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. juicecrewallstar

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    Mar 1, 2019
    perhaps I'm looking in the wrong places but I'm not seeing the same "where were the parents??" narrative for this new trier hs student that died at 2am stepping on the third rail of a CTA track that we saw with adam toledo
     
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  9. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sounds more like a natural selection thing
     
  10. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I want to make a Trump documentary called Oaf of Office and sell it on the streets but it just a DVD of Rick Astley in 480p
     
  11. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Please do. Watching Trump ia worse than watching Rick Astley.
     
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  12. lethargytartare

    lethargytartare Member+

    Oct 2, 2000
    Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    you could probably sell a million of these to Qanon folk before anyone actually noticed
     
  13. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    "See, Dear Leader is still young and fit and, boy, can he sing."
     
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  14. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Open Weed dispensary in Trailer Park near Nova Scotia? Hmm....;)[​IMG]
     
  15. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know I just got some delta 8 dabs and the windy city cannabis in worth has the same "ice cream cake" delta 9 flavor dabs. I wonder how many tinder hits I would get for "blind weed taste test, mini golf, and red stars game". ******** why do I need to work Saturday? Also why is Illinois trying to ban delta 8? Seems a bit backwards. Probably has to do with the fact I could buy 20g for $50 fill 20 carts and sell them for $40 a piece without any licensing or taxes? Nah can't be it. I really should get on that. I hate capitalism so much but, might as well join em if you can't destroy em right?
     
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  16. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn it. I was just in Walgreen's & heard Rick Astley throughout the store. You fated it to happen. Still, it WAS better that listening to the Delusional Orange Mussolini.
     
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  17. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  18. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They let Cosby out?
     
  19. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    On an evidentiary issue.
     
  20. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Actually, it is worse than an evidentiary issue.

    The former prosecutor Bruce Castor refused to prosecute Cosby back in 2005 (when he committed the sexual assault), so Cosby could be forced to provide a deposition in the civil case. Essentially, he could not "plead the fifth" in the deposition.

    As such, the Supreme Court determined that Cosby should never been prosecuted, much less convicted and incarcerated.

    I should mention I have, but have not read, the decision (which is 79 pages in length). I doubt that I will read it as I don't give two craps about Bill Cosby, the rapist piece of crap. I may have to read it for my criminal class this Fall, but not now.

    If the name Bruce Castor sounds familiar, he was the asshole "Philly" lawyer who represented Donald Trump in the second Impeachment.
     
  21. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Donald Rumsfeld.

    ******** you.
     
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  22. lethargytartare

    lethargytartare Member+

    Oct 2, 2000
    Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    I wish Hunter S. Thompson was still alive to give this mfer the obituary he deserves.
     
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  23. White/Blue_since1860

    proudly banned from 5 sub forums
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    That look on his face when the otherwise handtame German foreign minister happened to be a former radical lefty telling him to fuc k off with his war on Iraq
     
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  24. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    It hit 121°F in Canada today.
     
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  25. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Global warming? Also ******** this holiday. I refuse to celebrate a country that gives so little ********s about the people that live in it
     

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