Chicago Fire name BS poster as head coach

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by monop_poly, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    It is time to nominate and vote for BS posters to replace Bob Bradley as head coach. I'll start ...

    Matt Clark.

    Joe Pakovits was close second but rejected due to Buddhist beliefs that render his pre-game prayers ineffective.
     
  2. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    oh what the ************

    stevedm


    it'd be hilarious watching him get red carded every other game
     
  3. pething101

    pething101 Member

    Jul 31, 2001
    Smyrna, Ga
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I post on BS ... I could use a better paying job ... I have some coaching experience ... I nominate me.
     
  4. appoo

    appoo Member+

    Jul 30, 2001
    USA
    I have no experience coaching but I really really like soccer. I shall magnanimously take the job if offered....
     
  5. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Mike Segroves.
     
  6. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    For the entertainment value of his Ray Hudsonesque qutoes I second this.
     
  7. Pyro

    Pyro Member

    Apr 18, 2000
    Fulton River District
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My resume must have been lost.
     
  8. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    One single poster cannot possibly do the job. We need a coaching commitee:

    Segroves
    Keller
    Fischer
     
  9. Carlos Valderrama says he wants to coach after he retires. Is he retiriing yet?. If he does, do you see him as the new Chicago Head Coach?
     
  10. In my country we have Hugo Sanchez as the head coach for Los Pumas. So far he is doing a great job. I think Carlos is very knowledgable and could contribute a lot to the young players.
     
  11. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Damn, I was hoping for Segroves.

    The Fire did approach me for the job but I could not take it because the Christian Inquisition at NCC threatened to start a Crusade if I was appointed.

    [edit] Besides, Buddhists don't 'pray' because they have no personal anthropomorphized old-guy-with-a-big-grey-beard to pray to.[/edit]

    [more edit]Speaking of religion and sports, why is it that winning Christian athletes always credit Jesus when they win but never blame him when they lose? You never hear a losing athlete say "We'd have won the game if it wasn't for that damn Jesus!".[/more edit
     
  12. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    You have to love the irony of this thread (i.e. Bigsoccer abreviation). "Chicago Fire name BS poster as head coach." Does that mean that someone who posts on Bigsoccer should be coach, or does it mean that someone who posts bulls*!t gets the nod? Ah, now that Seagroves nomination makes more sense. (Just kidding Mike, love your work).
    All in good fun.
    :)
     
  13. PSU92

    PSU92 Member

    Feb 27, 1999
    Annandale VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Vicar.

    He'll be out of contract soon.
     
  14. CHIB0Y

    CHIB0Y New Member

    Sep 25, 2000
    CHICAGO
    Without a doubt the next coach of the FIRE has to be Hristo Stoitchov. He has said thousands of times that he wants to coach in the U.S(MLS)
     
  15. cj herrera

    cj herrera New Member

    May 7, 1999
    Oakland, damn straig
    Trappatoni -- he'll be out of a job in a few weeks.

    Oh, but he doesn't post here. Damn.

    Then I nominate El Jefe. I'd love to see Dustin run them EVEN FURTHER into the ground.

    It'd be just like Clarence Thomas at the EEOC... or Christie Whitman at the EPA... or Colin Powell's kid at the FCC.

    You catcha the drift, yes?
     
  16. NotAbbott

    NotAbbott Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    My Own Little World
    Republicans are evil?

    NOTE: I'm just trying to guess at his drift. I have no doubt that several Republicans are not, in fact, evil.
     
  17. HalaMadrid

    HalaMadrid Member

    Apr 9, 1999
    Re: Re: Chicago Fire name BS poster as head coach

    Ok Mr. Carlin
     
  18. OP_Soccer

    OP_Soccer New Member

    Aug 19, 2002
    Re: Re: Chicago Fire name BS poster as head coach

    Isn't it more likely they'd blame the loss on Satan's evil?
     
  19. Stevedm

    Stevedm Red Card

    Jan 19, 2000
    Chicago
    LOL that is probably so true!!!!!! ;) Hristo has got nothing on me.
     
  20. ToolFan

    ToolFan New Member

    Dec 28, 2001
    NJ
    Could it possibly be Billy Walsh? He has coaching experience (Manhattan College Head Coach) and his kid brother Pat is the antichirst to most posters on the Metro board
     

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