Chelsea v NUFC

Well you didn't know a lot about England then did ya. Guess depends on your definition of 'a lot'.

I admit I overreacted a bit, but I did in fact react to his post 'there was nothing wrong, learn English'. Just like you, I hate being told that I'm wrong when I'm not, and am prepared to enter lengthy pointless discussions about Persian Kings and English geography.

 

Fair enough. Sorry I overreacted, and enjoy the game. Should be easy enough the way Chelsea play at the moment.

 

Don't worry, they are Skunks (at least Mel B is ) fans - that is a disability and they are treated accordingly.

 

As opposed to being a scouser, the elite of the footballing universe.

 

And tell me why not?

 

Sure, I was being serious.

You don't know where I could get my stolen car stereo back by any chance do you?

 

And what do stolen cars have to do with the quality of support and success on the pitch and the fact that hardly any Geordies turned up to watch the Skunks when they were even worse than what they usually are.

PS I hear Newcastle is an Eden with no scummy estates or smackheads.

 

That’s because they are a total fecking irrelevance. Geordies/Makkems same fecking animal – Fat, useless, jobless slobs from the arse end of nowhere. I can see them now on Saturday crying like little babies as they get the coach back to Newcastle, came to London, their team got beat, their mates got beat, they got robbed of the few pennies they had (kept in their socks) by some Chelsea lads, thier “women” are safe because they are so fecking ugly, they got laughed out of the pubs in London because they are wearing flares and bobble hats – bunch of right sad looking gits, on the coach back they are watching vids of “When the Boats Comes In” , who will have the fishy on the little dishy? Back to Newcastle to their pitiful and meaningless existence

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and you know, I actually like Geordies and have a lot of Geordie mates - go figure

 

And why should I watch a clip of Liverpool?

 

I get by.
So, what about a/the clip?

 

What an interesting read

Oi - Mel, you work 3rd shift "over in England"

...or do you just like getting up in the middle of the night to post on bigsoccer

 

Humph - just did an Ip check on ya, seems you are indeed.

Bloody stoodent - get a job ya slacker.

 

Never heard that usage of the term "clip" in my life. Must be an inbred Geordie term. There should be an apostrophe in "thats". Hope that helps.
The state of Liverpool? What about the state of Newcastle? You got a motorway up there in your cut-off inbred little corner of England yet? I also read Geordieland has a bit of a problem with smackheads. Newcastle - European City of Culture any time soon? Have the locals learn to speak English yet? That is English English as opposed to an inbred form of it that makes the speakers sound thick as pig**********? What about football - have you learn anything about that yet? Though I gather there is an improvement - Shearer no longer plays in goal, even if the Skunks did have to pay 15 million for someone they used to think was a goalkeeper...

 

It's simply not cricket old boy.

Say it right for ******** sake.

Bloody kids these day.

 

Well, 'Boro ranks about the inbred Geordie Garden of Eden simply because it managed to produce Harry Pearson, who wrote possibly the best book about football in the world, ever. As I have mentioned, as a Boro fan, he notes in 1993/94 that if Newcastle were to become even vaguely successful (i.e. hinting at a trophy), their fans will become unbearable.
No, the reports were explicitly about Newcastle's youth being a bunch of smackheads - no jobs, no perspectives and they can't move, 'cos no one can **********ing understand them. **********ing inbred c*nts.

 

Sorry, did you say smackhead?