Chelsea v NUFC

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Mel B, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Dont have to spell nothing out to me sonna. Tell your mam she was crap, nicked my bloody watch aswell.
     
  2. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Cheer up Mely B
    Oh what can it mean
    To a sad Geordie b astard
    And a sh1t football team?

    Sung to The Monkey's 'Daydream believer'
     
  3. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    We too can adapt that song to Laaaawwwwndeners, works well with Scousers.
     
  4. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Thats a Makam song, it goes ' Cheer up Peter Ried ' etc etc.
     
  5. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    You're nothing but a Bar-Code.
    You're nothing but a Bar-Code.

    You're nothing but a Deckchair
    You're nothing but a Deckchair
     
  6. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC

    This old man he played eight,
    WE DONE THE GEORDIE GALLOWGATE,
    With a knick knack Paddy whack
    Give the dog a bone,
    Chelsea boys come rolling home.
     
  7. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Taxi.
    Lovejoy.
    Back of the net.
    1 - 0.
     
  8. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Why you going through you song list. Half of people living in Chelsea support Man Utd, thats not my opinion, tis FACTOMONDO. Taxi for Laaawnden.
     
  9. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Taxi? you can't afford a fecking taxi you northern muppet :D
     
  10. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Hello, Hello
    Ruudi was right
    Shearer is Shite

    all you Newcastle makkems are a bunch of soft wankers :D

    makkems or geordies whatever you totally irrelevant sad northern c unts call yourselves

    Carefree, wherever you may be
    We are the famous CFC
    And we don't give a f ******
    Whoever you may be
    'Cause we are the famous CFC :D
     
  11. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    We'll never be mastered
    By no Northern b astards
    And we'll keep the Blue Flag
    Flying High
     
  12. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    How else do you think he got that "insurance" settlement he's been bragging about Monkee?
     
  13. jjayg

    jjayg New Member

    May 9, 2002
    Rolling Ghettos, IL
    I never new Newcastle fans were likewise fans of the Spice Girls. Hmm. Learn something new every day!
     
  14. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Maybe you should learn to spell, nothing is wrong kraut.
     
  15. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    What's a Georgie lass then? Sorry never heard of this before.
     
  16. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Then learn English.
     
  17. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    He meant Geordie.
    Spelling smack is ever worse than gay smack.
     
  18. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Oh dear. You really don't get it. Maybe you can ask Mel to explain it. There's a clue in his reply to your post....
     
  19. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Woah, I'm an idiot. Must have been because I just woke up and am watching Jerry Springer. That'll do it to you everytime.
     
  20. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Sure, if it was just the spelling. Notice that I didn't complain about Mel's spelling...

    I just think it's hilarious that someone pretends to follow English football and doesn't even have a clue what a Geordie is. Textbook example of plastic American idiot trying to argue with a real English fan. I don't pretend to know about American baseball culture for fecks sake.
     
  21. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Why would following English football require one to know what a Geordie is? :confused: Its a nickname for people in a particular location. Nor is it used NEARLY as often as scouser.
    Besides, I could watch 50 Liverpool games in the states, come away with a phenomenal understanding of the league, the style of play and the players, and not know just what a Scouser is. And that's not a disparagement of my footballing knowledge; just of my knowledge of English localities.
     
  22. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Then go to an English site and get off an American one if you hate us so much. I know what a Geordie is. Typing it wrong doesn't equal lack of knowledge.

    If yourself and Mel B are "real English fan", then thank God I live in the States.
     
  23. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    We went through this before, guess we just have to agree to disagree here. For me following football is not just about what happens on the pitch, it's also about off pitch rivalries and regional identities. Which, as you will know, are very strong in England.

    Of course it adds a bit of spice if someone takes the piss out of girls in Newcastle and admits one sentence later that he doesn't have a clue about Newcastle. Anyone with the faintest clue about England knows what a Geordie is. I used to know this just from following English football when I was still in Germany and Belgium.

    BTW I actually defended Illuminatus for claiming that he supported Real Madrid, like I would defend you for claiming that you support Chelsea. It's just not what they call 'support' over here, and it looks silly to get entangled in a rivalry discussion. If you like your football theoretical, stick with the theory. Ah well, question of taste.
     
  24. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    I am not a real English fan, I'm not even English. Also, I don't hate Americans, far from it (some of the wittiest posters on here and many of my best friends are Americans bla bla). I just don't like the mix of arrogance and ignorance that is sometimes displayed, and I'll keep complaining about it if you don't mind. Arrogance, ok, if need be and it's not quite up to Jose Mourinho's level, but then back it up.

    You knew what a Geordie is. Excellent, I love American sarcasm.

    Have you been to the BBC site? It's rubbish, bloody backward limey technology.
     
  25. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Rubbish. I know a lot about England, but until I started reading these boards more thoroughly I hadn't a clue what a Geordie was.

    Spelling Georgie vs. Geordie isn't enough in my mind to jump on someone. Especially if that someone supports a London club. If, as a "longtime fan" of Liverpool I asked what the Kop was, yeah, I'd deserve a right excorication. But this? No way.
     

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