Chelsea haiku

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  1. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Poetry? Here? Yes!!

    It's easy, it's 5, 7, 5, it's haikus. Add your own, if you dare:

    With ball at his feet
    He no longer falls over
    He is Didier

    A safe pair of hands
    To match his protected head
    Thanks to Cech's helmet

    He used to be ours
    But was tapped up by Ramon
    Whiny and fragile

    A rock in defense
    Our own born and bred captain
    JT stands apart
     
  2. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At Dickens we met
    Blues and Dante we stay true
    My best mate all days

    They call him the Rock
    Our French captain he was
    A forgotten great

    Jersey his home was
    The Bridge where his heart longed
    The left flank his job
     
  3. The_ChelseaSupporter

    Mar 25, 2007
    Olympia, WA
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chelsea are the best
    We are just simply the best
    Absolutely the best
     
  4. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Alex Ferguson
    Bitch got his ********ing ass kicked
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
     
  5. ManUsucks

    ManUsucks New Member

    May 14, 2007
    NJ
    fast pace and control
    pizarro runs for the goal
    he shoots and he scores

    :cool:
     
  6. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    let me get this straight, you support Cienciano AND Chernomorets, and you live in Manchester?:eek:


    wow
     
  7. ManUsucks

    ManUsucks New Member

    May 14, 2007
    NJ
    nah i live in suburban NJ:p i was gonna put it as my fav team but i put it as my hometown along with chernomorets hoping people would know that they were my fav clubs, but .................you know, but it sorta stuck so im keeping it;)











    Pizarro RULEZ:cool:!!!!!!!
     
  8. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    my grandma just came back from Odessa and got me a brand-new Chernomorets long-sleeve jersey. Oddly enough, it looks like Inter's kit.
     
  9. ManUsucks

    ManUsucks New Member

    May 14, 2007
    NJ
    precisely:);)

    its nice too
     
  10. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Scouse are all talk
    And Didier shut them up
    Moscow here we come
     
  11. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    good to see the return of 5-7-5 :)


    The Ivorian
    Was renamed The Paradise
    Didier Drogba


    There wasn't a doubt
    He put the ball on the spot
    And buried it deep


    We're not really sure
    If he's more lucky than good
    But Avi's our coach
     
  12. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Love the double entendre.
     
  13. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    After the text exchange about Tight Ends and Wide Receivers, this really pales in comparison!!
     
  14. Shwegeh

    Shwegeh Member

    Jul 17, 2007
    They say they have it,
    But we are now making it,
    History is here!

    He is the lost man,
    Wish they would give him a chance,
    Scott Sinclair next year!
     
  15. Robdog

    Robdog Member+

    Oct 20, 2002
    Rancho Cordova, Cali
    I run the pitch
    and make some my bitch

    They call me the Bull
    cause I rule...

    I sport number 5
    cause I am live

    To stay with me you need a bike
    but you can call me Mike

    I Hail from Ghana
    and I am gonna

    raise the cup above my head
    so just follow my lead

    as we becomes the winners in the game
    and fans just shout my name


    Michael Essien

    [​IMG]
     
  16. L.G.S

    L.G.S New Member

    Aug 31, 2006
    England
    You lot are a bunch of girls :D
     

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