Chappy Chanukah Everyone!

Discussion in 'Spirituality & Religion' started by Demosthenes, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. Demosthenes

    Demosthenes Member+

    May 12, 2003
    Berkeley, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    http://www.holidays.net/chanukah/

    Chanukah, Chanukah
    Chag yafeh kol kach
    Ohr chaviv, mi-saviv
    Gil li-yeled rach.

    Chanukah, Chanukah
    Sivivon, sov, sov
    Sov, sov, sov! Sov, sov, sov!
    Ma nayim vi-tov.
     
  2. #10 Jersey

    #10 Jersey Member

    May 2, 1999

    Chag Sameach!
     
  3. christopher d

    christopher d New Member

    Jun 11, 2002
    Weehawken, NJ
    Many blessings to the Sons of Israel and the Daughters of Ruth.

    Enjoy your eight groovy nights!
     
  4. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
    Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

    Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
    People who are jewish, just like you and me:

    David lee roth lights the menorrah,
    So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

    Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
    Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

    Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
    Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]

    You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
    Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
    [esus]

    Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
    The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

    O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
    But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)

    We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
    Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

    Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
    Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]

    So many jews are in show biz--
    Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

    Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
    I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

    So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
    If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
    Hanukkah. happy hanukka!
     
  5. Demosthenes

    Demosthenes Member+

    May 12, 2003
    Berkeley, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's the Carnegie Deli.
     
  6. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    I Chope you enChoy your Choliday!
     
  7. #10 Jersey

    #10 Jersey Member

    May 2, 1999
    That's a lot of phlegm you just produced to put out that sentence....
     

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