chants

Right, Thread closed. My chuckle muscles are killing.

 

Forgot this one.


Pedro is a Geordie Laa Laa Laa Laa
Pedro is a Geordie Laa Laa Laa Laa

Refering to Peter Beardsly. Which ever club he played for, he was always loved by the toon army.

 

At every away game, especially in ******** stadiums, you always get some little 12 year old twats making wankers signs and whatnot to the away fans. The simple 'back to school on monday' chant usually shuts them up.

Also, there was the famous 'there's only 2 Andy Goram's' chant when Rangers goalie Andy Goram was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.

 

Classic.

 

We never win at home and we never win away
We lost last week and we're gonna lose today
But we don't give a fcuk cause we're all p1ssed up
MCFC OK!

 

Nice wan.

 

Forgot this classic

Liam O'Brien. Andy O'Brien. Any Any Any O'Brien. Who put the ball in the Makam's net. O'Brien O.brien.

 

'Oh Dion Dublin, He went to Aston Villa and he broke his neck'

Sang by the Cov fans whilst playing Villa, after Dublin had joined Villa from Cov and subsequently broke his neck (it does exactly what it says on the tin)

 

We sang this to Milas Baros when he dived at the Liverpool game a few months back.

'Did you trip over Pinnocchios nose?
Do you fall over when his nostril blows?
Do you slip whever his snot goes?
Oh did you trip over Pinnocchios nose?'

 

Erm, no you didn't. I was at that game and can vouch for that. Plus, of course, "Pinnochio" had left the club by then.

This is a cute thread and all that, but if you're starting to actually compose ficticious chants for the sake of it, then you need to consider the idea that a spell out in the fresh air might be more immediately beneficial.

 

Yes we did, and I'm suprised you couldn't hear it seeing as the Kop made fcuk all noise.

 

At WHL a few weeks back to Liverpool:

'Feed the scousers,
let them know it's xmas time'

Very festive and emotional. Not forgetting the usual:

'You'll never get - a job,
A JOB,
you'll NEVER get a JOB,
sign on, sign on'

'Does the social
does the social
DOES THE SOCIAL KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
Does the social know you're here?'

 

Very good.

 

The funniest ones are the simplest ones and the ones made up on the spot.
I was listening to talksport the other day with Hawksbee and Jacobs and they were talking about chants. They mentioned one sung by Q.P.R fans (i think) recently to Cardiffs ginger defender whose name escapes me -
'Strawberry blonde, your having a laugh,
Strawberry blonde, your having a laugh'.


Other simple ones i remember at the Albion were
'Have you ever seen your dick?' to a fat Derby fan

'Live round the corner,
You only live round the corner' - to Man Utd fans.

'Whats it like to shag your kids
Whats it like, whats it like,
whats it like to shag your kids' - to Middlesbrough fans.

'Have you always been a tw@t?' - to a Q.P.R fan.

 

We have a winner. That Boro one is class. Simple but straight to the point.

 

This one was from today's Leeds - Millwall match...

Background: Last season Jody Morris was released from his contract by mutual consent after he was accused of rape. He was never found guilty, but.....



To the tune of Koombayah...

She said no, Jody
She said no.

She said no, Jody
She said no.

She said no, Jody
She said no.

Oh, Jody, She said no.

 

A classic:FORESKIN SONG (tune of She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain)

We'll be running around Tottenham with our pr*cks hanging out tonight
We'll be running around Tottenham with our pr*cks hanging out tonight
Singing I've got a foreskin
I've got a foreskin
I've got a foreskin and you ain't


or
IN YOUR NORTHERN SLUMS

In your Northern slums
In your Northern slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
In your Northern slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're too **********ing thick
In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
In your Northern slums
You ********** on the carpet and p*ss in the bath
You f*nger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Northern slums

That's was usually sung for Dirty L**Ds or Liverplod

Hey Arsene, leave those kids alone
All in all it's just a-nother kid
From the school.

Sung to the tune of "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd

I won't post any anti-ManU songs as they are most all about plan crashes and that is just bad taste.

And we wonder why you hate us.

 

Just got it. Brilliant

 

Couldnt tell you mate. You just automaticaly sing them.

 

West Ham fans used to chant.

'Dicks out Dicks out Dicks out' to thier player, Julian Dicks.

 

Just remembered this one. Sung when a player does something stupid. On or off the ball.

What the fcuking.
What the fcuking.
What the fcuking hell was that
What. The fcuking hell was that.

 

Celtic sang this at Monaco away.

You look in the dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead lobster and you think its a treat
in your Monaco slums.


We sang this to Stockport County ages ago.

Oh I love where i come from
and support a great team
but theres also a team who play in blue and white
and they're fookin' **********e.
Singing
Stockport's going down like a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine.

Not sure on the exact wording mind.

 

Thats fcuking magic. Happy New Year sunshine.