chants

Classic. Ive started about three at home. Lager was involved like, otherwise i'd have bottled it.

One i started at Blackburn on Boxing Day. This fat bastard was making the V sing and wanker signs with his hand, directly toward me. So i stood up, pointed at him, and sang ' you fat bastard you fat bastard who ate all the pies.' To which most of the Geordies started singing it and pointing at him. He didnt know where to put his arse. Classic.

 

allow me to throw in one of my local favourites

oh doncaster
is wonderful
oh doncaster is wonderful
it's full of beer, fanny and rovers
oh doncaster is wonderful

and...........

beer, beer we want more beer
all the lads are cheering
get the f****ing beer in
(repeat until bored)

 

There's too many to mention:

Busby boys
Pride of the North
You are my Solskjaer

My personal favourite current, seasonal one is:

Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus lay down and he said...
WE HATE SCOUSERS/COCKNEYS/CITEH/ARSENAL/etc etc
WE HATE SCOUSERS/COCKNEYS/CITEH/ARSENAL/etc etc
WE HATE SCOUSERS/COCKNEYS/CITEH/ARSENAL/etc etc
WE HATE SCOUSERS/COCKNEYS/CITEH/ARSENAL/etc etc

 

I've started loads off too.

Usually when hammered though, last season at Everton away I was right next to the park end, got in at 3.02pm, unsteady on my feet, I launched into 'Liverpool slums', not that many people picked that one up cause they didn't know the words. Later on when the Everton were going early I started off 'You're going Christmas shopping' at them. I'm on row A for Everton on Boxing day this year, so I dont think I'll be able to start many chants as the ones in the middle generally get them going.

At Man United away this year, I was queuing up to get in the away end, we were singing across to the Man United lot 'USA USA USA' and 'Theres only one Malcolm Glazier'

Best chant I've ever started was at Blackburn away when we got promoted, I was in the Blackburn side stand, jibbed in luckily, in the second half I went down to the front and got a conga going that the police stopped when it snaked to the home end. Was magic though, you could see us on telly going 'Lets do the conga, la la la'. Then the lads on the hill above us got a chant going, so we sang back to them 'Where the fcuking hell are you lot?' as we didnt know where they were.

Oh and we sang this to Wayne Rooney.

'Score in a brothel
You only score in a brothel'

 

Oh and I heard this story about Birmingham City fans.

Back in the 80's, apparently about 10 of them lot had got in early, were hammered, and decided to do a rendition of Grease on the terraces. You know when Travolta and the T-Birds dance across the bleachers, well they were doing that, going 'Tell me more, tell me more' bouncing up and down the terraces.

 

Just remembered one we only sang the once.


Dough, a donut, a fcuking donut
Ray, the rain that we always see
Me, a supporter of Manchester City
Far, a long long way we've come
Tea, a drink with meat pie and sausage roll
So, we'd better fcuking win
Which brings us back to
Dough Ray Me
Lets win today

That one was CLASS, dunno why it never caught on.

 

Magic.

 

Yea before we signed him it was:

Rooney for fat camp
Rooney for fat camp... LOL

 

Best ever chant!

Song: "You've lost that lovin feeling"

Chant: "We've got that Micky Phelan.... ooooooohhh Micky Phelan"
"WE'VE got that Micky Phelan .. and he's sub, sub, sub, woahhhhhhoooo"

 

Ohhhhhhhh.. every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson...
Ohhhhhhhh.. every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson...

 

Louis Sahaaa, Louis Sahaaa wayhayayyyy.. Louis Saha


Another Saha:

Thats the way, Saha Saha I like it Saha Saha...
Thats the way, Saha Saha I like it Saha Saha...

 

Gary Neville, he shags him mother,
and he shags his sister,
and he shags his brother.
All of the Neville's all shag each other.
dirty imbred bastards

 

Hahaha. We sung that at Old Trafford. You dont realise how funny football can be.

 

LOL:

Leeds are our feeder club...
Leeds are our feeder club...
Leeds are our feeder club...

 

Wayne Rooney, Superstar
Walks like a woman and wears a bra.


When Everton chanted 'Going down, Going down, Going down' at us, we replied with

So are we, So are we, So are we


And at Sheffield United away a few years back when City were sh1t in division 2 they were singing 'We hate Wednesday', we replied with

'We hate Saturday'


Hes fat, hes round
His teams going down
Ron Atkinson, Ron Atkinson


Meat pie, sausage roll, come on City give us a goal.



Oh and heres a story about a mate of mine. Back when the Kippax was a crumbling terrace, my mate was like 2 at the time, at the front, he threw a bit of concete onto the pitch, a policeman came over to have a word with his dad, and hundreds of City behind him were chanting 'Future hoolie, Future hoolie, Future hoolie.'


Can you understand what the geordies sing? no-oh no-oh
Can you understand what the geordies sing? no-oh, no-oh
Can you understand what the geordies sing?
I can't understand a fcuking thing

 

Class, all of them mate. Especially the future Hooligan one.

 

Fulham fans used to sing 'Knowing me, knowing you - Saha'.

 

To luke Chadwick last night:

Shall we pop
shall we pop
shall we pop a spot for you?

 

When a player who has played his heart out for NUFC, throughout his career. When ever we play against his new club, we sing, ( for example ) " Leslie gis a wave, Leslie Leslie gis a wave " Ferdinand did aswell. Once a Geordie always a Geordie.

Lee Clark playing for Sunderland, and wearing a Sad Makam Bastards shirt at the Cup game, and to top it off he got sold to Fulham soon after. Classic.

 

I forgot this one. When Ray Parlour played for Boro at St James Park, the whole crowd started singing " theres only one shirley temple ". Referring to his bonnet. ( haircut to Yankees. )

 

To Rufus Brevett:

There's only one Whoopi Goldberg....

 

HAHAHAHA. Do ya want some rep sonna.

 

Every lass that has appeared on the pitch at half time has got the manditory ' get your tits out for the lads. ' Tis part of football. Women. Know your place sunshine.

 

When some goalkeeper ages ago got caught cheating on his wife, the crowd at the next game chanted

'Does your missus know you're here?'

 

This is probably the best one that i've not heard before.