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  1. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    We've got Wesley Brown,
    We've got Wesley Brown,
    We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
    We've got Wesley Brown....

    Skin-up Wesley Brown,
    Skin-up Wesley Brown,
    Skin-up Wesley, skin-up Wesley,
    Skin-up Wesley Brown.
     
  2. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    Some on the spot ones like shouting 'HANDBALL' at Arsenal fans every time we touched the ball.
     
  3. jsantarita

    jsantarita Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    La dona e mobile. What are the words used now by the chelsea fans to this lovely tune?
     
  4. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't believe i forgot about this one... it was so delightfully funny when it happened.

    Setting: Crystal Palace away in the FA Cup. Halftime.

    Neil Morrissey was on the pitch for the halftime draw.

    All of a sudden you had thousands of Leeds fans singing "There's Only One Les Dennis"


    He thought it was hilarious and gave us a wave.
     
  5. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    background for statesiders....

    Les Dennis was married to Amanda Holden. Their marriage was ruined when Holden had an affair with Neil Morrissey.

    funny stuff it was.


    And probably the only time in the history of the world you've had thousands of people singing "There's Only One Les Dennis"
     
  6. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Im fooking saying it. Theres only one Les Dennis. :D :D :D
     
  7. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    LOL!

    Too easy ... you really are the dreariest, most transparent wannabe "fan" we;ve had on here in a long time.

    http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs-opposition.htm

    Even your pictoral "gags" are ripped off the Internet you sad fuck.

    Ah well, as the real Mancs say, there's no dignity to be found in amongst the plastic wannabes.

    (PS - there's lots more "original" chants on that site for you to cut'n'paste into this thread if you want. Of course, you knew that, seeing as that's where you've been going for all your "authentic" "originality". HAHAHAHA! Be my guest, saddo.)
     
  8. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    laurent Robert scored two screamers from a fair distance outside the penalty
    box. When ever he touched the ball from then on the whole of St James' Park shouted ' Shoot ', even when he was in his own half. Classic. :)
     
  9. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    We did the same thing whenever David Batty ever cross the halfline. Of course, this is because he never shoots the ball. So when Batts was 50 yards from goal, facing the other direction, you always had the kop urging him to shoot.
     
  10. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Forgot about this little bad boy. In the San Siro against Inter Milan. Champions League. :D :D


    Have You Ever Seen A Makam In Milan.
    Have You Ever Seen A Makam In Milan.
    Have You Ever Seen A Makam.
    Ever Seen A Makam.
    Ever Seen A Makam In Milan.
    Have You Shite. Have You Fook.


    Another one.

    Were In Milanio. Sunderlands Going Downio.
    Were In Milanio. Sunderlands Going Downio.

    Classics. :D
     
  11. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    There has been a lot of research gone into that. Lots of interviews with feral kids like yourself hehe. I know you feel angst and frustration because of the place your were born in and the fact that your team has become some two-bit club; trust me the anger comes through as you type on your TIME pc -- it's all to be understood hehe. It was also found on the world wide web do you remember the difference? Seems you didn't pay attention in school then.

    ps. original chants on Amazon? Wow hehe.
     
  12. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    ya ya lol, same happended with Barthez a lot.
     
  13. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    Another one LOL:

    You are a Scouser,
    An ugly Scouser,
    You're only happy,
    On Giro day,
    Your dad's out stealing,
    Your mum's drug dealing,
    So please don't take my hubcaps away.
     
  14. Colin Bell the King

    Colin Bell the King New Member

    Sep 7, 2004
    Wythenshawe
    Look at that United fan over there
    Hes got a face like a Polar Bear
    With a nick nack paddy whack


    We're the pride of Manchester
    You're the pride of Singapore
    You're up at 3am in the morning
    When the Goat was scoring
    Now you dont support the Munichs anymore


    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is to see Man City win away


    We are Ciiity
    Singing a diiitty
    It might be sh1t, It might be sh1te
    But what the fcuk rhymes with City of Manchester Stadium


    (Sang to them 14 year old Palace cheerleaders - bit rude of us but it was v. funny at the time)

    Get yer tits
    Get yer tits
    Get yer tits out for the lads.


    Kevin Keegan is a Geordie
    He wears a City bobble hat
    and when he saw Anelka
    He said 'I fancy that'
    KEEGAN, KEEGAN, KEEGAN
     
  15. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Every club has one like this, but i've always liked it:

    He's only a poor little cockney bastard
    His face is all tattered and torn.
    He made me feel sick
    so I hit him with a brick
    and now he don't sing any more!
     
  16. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    :D :D :D nice one.
     
  17. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Hahaha. Footy is class.
     
  18. gaijin

    gaijin New Member

    Aug 1, 2004
    Malaysia
    Colin Bell the King, the Met Police did this to us when I went to an away game at Leyton Orient (v Southend) a couple years ago with my mate.

    Some bloke started to shout, "What's it like to be on Crime-watch?" lol. :D

    Being a sad git (aka Boro fan) have to make an honourable mention for;

    "One Job on Teesside,
    There's only Job on Teesside!"


    The wittiest pun, we've sang for many a decade.

    This one is knicked.....but hey sue me.

    All the Geordies came to town just see a cup,
    All the Geordies came to town just see a cup.
    And this is what we said....
    Who's that team called the Boro,
    Who's that team we all adore,
    Well they play in red and white,
    And they're fvcking dynamite,
    And we'll support the Boro evermore.

    (a lot of variations on the above)

    You are my Boro,
    My only Boro,
    You make me happy,
    When skies are grey,
    You'll never notice,
    How much I love you,
    Please don't take,
    My Boro away.

    (When Reidy was at Sunderland - tune of daydream believer)
    Cheer up Peter Reid,
    Oh what can it mean,
    To a sad Mackem bastard
    And a sh***e football team....

    --------------------------------------------------------------

    Non- Boro one but classic none the less. Insert your despised team below.

    If had the wings of a sparrow
    And the arse of a crow,
    I'd fly over (........) tomorrow
    And sh**t on the fvckers below
    Sh**t on the fvckers, sh**t on the fvckers below.....

    Someone please post the "my old man" song......lol.....now that is from the dark days of footie.
     
  19. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Hahahahaahaha. Just got it mate. :D :D :D
     
  20. Colin Bell the King

    Colin Bell the King New Member

    Sep 7, 2004
    Wythenshawe
    The 'My old man song' as requested. :D


    My old man said be a United fan
    I said fcuk off bollocks, you're a cnut
    I'd rather fcuk a bucket with a hole in it
    than be a United fan for a single minute
    I fcuked it and I fcuked it and I fcuked it some more
    Kept on fcuking that bucket til I couldn't fcuk no more
    And I still got more pleasure out of fcuking that bucket
    than seeing United score


    A song when the Man United manager took the chairmans wife up the duff.

    Whos up Mary Brown?
    Whos up Mary Brown?
    Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Docherty.
    Hes up Mary Brown


    More hoolie songs:


    If I die on the Kippax street, oh woah oh woah
    I will have ten red b&stards at my feet, oh woah oh woah
    Use your head and use your feet
    Use your head and use your feet
    Ten red b&stards at my feet
    Oh woah


    We took the Stretford End, the North Bank, The Kop
    We took the fcuking lot.
    We took the Shelf in a minute
    With only 200 boys in it


    City boys, we are here
    o shag your women and drink your beer.


    (and when hammered)

    City boys, we are here
    to drink your women and shag your beer.


    Eric Cantona

    Eric Cantona, Superstar
    Walks like a woman and wears a bra.

    He shoots, he cums
    All over Giggs bum
    Eric Cantona, Eric Cantona.


    Niall Quinn (GOD! :D)

    Ohh Niall Quinns discopants are the best
    They go from his arse to his chest
    They are better than Adam and the Ants
    Ohhh Niall Quinns discopants.


    City are magic. United are tragic. La la la



    God, I fookin love chants, very rare to have originality these days though. :(
     
  21. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
     
  22. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Was just going to sleep there, when i thought of two more.


    Your going home in a Geordie Ambulance
    Your going home in a Geordie Ambulance

    and

    Shall we sing a.
    Shall we sing a.
    Shall we sing a song for you.
    Shall. we sing a. Song for you.


    Right. I'm gunna get some kip.
     
  23. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Brian Deane, Brian Deane, spies the Man U net
    Brian Deane, Brian Deane, Fergies in a sweat
    In off the bar
    F**k Cantona
    Brian Deane, Brian Deane, Briane Deane....
     
  24. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Good one. My mate knows loads. I'm going to St James' Park on the 11th, for the Portsmouth game. I'll get him to scribble them down.

    The people that make fooy chants up are class. :) or just piss heads. :D
     
  25. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A funny one i started was away at Anfield... Got most people doing "you only need two seats" to one of the larger home fans.
     

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