We've got Wesley Brown, We've got Wesley Brown, We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley, We've got Wesley Brown.... Skin-up Wesley Brown, Skin-up Wesley Brown, Skin-up Wesley, skin-up Wesley, Skin-up Wesley Brown.
I can't believe i forgot about this one... it was so delightfully funny when it happened. Setting: Crystal Palace away in the FA Cup. Halftime. Neil Morrissey was on the pitch for the halftime draw. All of a sudden you had thousands of Leeds fans singing "There's Only One Les Dennis" He thought it was hilarious and gave us a wave.
background for statesiders.... Les Dennis was married to Amanda Holden. Their marriage was ruined when Holden had an affair with Neil Morrissey. funny stuff it was. And probably the only time in the history of the world you've had thousands of people singing "There's Only One Les Dennis"
LOL! Too easy ... you really are the dreariest, most transparent wannabe "fan" we;ve had on here in a long time. http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs-opposition.htm Even your pictoral "gags" are ripped off the Internet you sad fuck. Ah well, as the real Mancs say, there's no dignity to be found in amongst the plastic wannabes. (PS - there's lots more "original" chants on that site for you to cut'n'paste into this thread if you want. Of course, you knew that, seeing as that's where you've been going for all your "authentic" "originality". HAHAHAHA! Be my guest, saddo.)
laurent Robert scored two screamers from a fair distance outside the penalty box. When ever he touched the ball from then on the whole of St James' Park shouted ' Shoot ', even when he was in his own half. Classic.
We did the same thing whenever David Batty ever cross the halfline. Of course, this is because he never shoots the ball. So when Batts was 50 yards from goal, facing the other direction, you always had the kop urging him to shoot.
Forgot about this little bad boy. In the San Siro against Inter Milan. Champions League. Have You Ever Seen A Makam In Milan. Have You Ever Seen A Makam In Milan. Have You Ever Seen A Makam. Ever Seen A Makam. Ever Seen A Makam In Milan. Have You Shite. Have You Fook. Another one. Were In Milanio. Sunderlands Going Downio. Were In Milanio. Sunderlands Going Downio. Classics.
There has been a lot of research gone into that. Lots of interviews with feral kids like yourself hehe. I know you feel angst and frustration because of the place your were born in and the fact that your team has become some two-bit club; trust me the anger comes through as you type on your TIME pc -- it's all to be understood hehe. It was also found on the world wide web do you remember the difference? Seems you didn't pay attention in school then. ps. original chants on Amazon? Wow hehe.
Another one LOL: You are a Scouser, An ugly Scouser, You're only happy, On Giro day, Your dad's out stealing, Your mum's drug dealing, So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Look at that United fan over there Hes got a face like a Polar Bear With a nick nack paddy whack We're the pride of Manchester You're the pride of Singapore You're up at 3am in the morning When the Goat was scoring Now you dont support the Munichs anymore Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to see Man City win away We are Ciiity Singing a diiitty It might be sh1t, It might be sh1te But what the fcuk rhymes with City of Manchester Stadium (Sang to them 14 year old Palace cheerleaders - bit rude of us but it was v. funny at the time) Get yer tits Get yer tits Get yer tits out for the lads. Kevin Keegan is a Geordie He wears a City bobble hat and when he saw Anelka He said 'I fancy that' KEEGAN, KEEGAN, KEEGAN
Every club has one like this, but i've always liked it: He's only a poor little cockney bastard His face is all tattered and torn. He made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick and now he don't sing any more!
Colin Bell the King, the Met Police did this to us when I went to an away game at Leyton Orient (v Southend) a couple years ago with my mate. Some bloke started to shout, "What's it like to be on Crime-watch?" lol. Being a sad git (aka Boro fan) have to make an honourable mention for; "One Job on Teesside, There's only Job on Teesside!" The wittiest pun, we've sang for many a decade. This one is knicked.....but hey sue me. All the Geordies came to town just see a cup, All the Geordies came to town just see a cup. And this is what we said.... Who's that team called the Boro, Who's that team we all adore, Well they play in red and white, And they're fvcking dynamite, And we'll support the Boro evermore. (a lot of variations on the above) You are my Boro, My only Boro, You make me happy, When skies are grey, You'll never notice, How much I love you, Please don't take, My Boro away. (When Reidy was at Sunderland - tune of daydream believer) Cheer up Peter Reid, Oh what can it mean, To a sad Mackem bastard And a sh***e football team.... -------------------------------------------------------------- Non- Boro one but classic none the less. Insert your despised team below. If had the wings of a sparrow And the arse of a crow, I'd fly over (........) tomorrow And sh**t on the fvckers below Sh**t on the fvckers, sh**t on the fvckers below..... Someone please post the "my old man" song......lol.....now that is from the dark days of footie.
The 'My old man song' as requested. My old man said be a United fan I said fcuk off bollocks, you're a cnut I'd rather fcuk a bucket with a hole in it than be a United fan for a single minute I fcuked it and I fcuked it and I fcuked it some more Kept on fcuking that bucket til I couldn't fcuk no more And I still got more pleasure out of fcuking that bucket than seeing United score A song when the Man United manager took the chairmans wife up the duff. Whos up Mary Brown? Whos up Mary Brown? Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Docherty. Hes up Mary Brown More hoolie songs: If I die on the Kippax street, oh woah oh woah I will have ten red b&stards at my feet, oh woah oh woah Use your head and use your feet Use your head and use your feet Ten red b&stards at my feet Oh woah We took the Stretford End, the North Bank, The Kop We took the fcuking lot. We took the Shelf in a minute With only 200 boys in it City boys, we are here o shag your women and drink your beer. (and when hammered) City boys, we are here to drink your women and shag your beer. Eric Cantona Eric Cantona, Superstar Walks like a woman and wears a bra. He shoots, he cums All over Giggs bum Eric Cantona, Eric Cantona. Niall Quinn (GOD! ) Ohh Niall Quinns discopants are the best They go from his arse to his chest They are better than Adam and the Ants Ohhh Niall Quinns discopants. City are magic. United are tragic. La la la God, I fookin love chants, very rare to have originality these days though.
Was just going to sleep there, when i thought of two more. Your going home in a Geordie Ambulance Your going home in a Geordie Ambulance and Shall we sing a. Shall we sing a. Shall we sing a song for you. Shall. we sing a. Song for you. Right. I'm gunna get some kip.
Brian Deane, Brian Deane, spies the Man U net Brian Deane, Brian Deane, Fergies in a sweat In off the bar F**k Cantona Brian Deane, Brian Deane, Briane Deane....
Good one. My mate knows loads. I'm going to St James' Park on the 11th, for the Portsmouth game. I'll get him to scribble them down. The people that make fooy chants up are class. or just piss heads.
A funny one i started was away at Anfield... Got most people doing "you only need two seats" to one of the larger home fans.