chants

nice one pant sniffer.

 

******** McManarman, ******** McAteer,
******** McManarman, ******** McAteer,
******** McManarman, ******** McAteer,
They're ********ing queer!

 

I think the Manc lad is winning like.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

AAAAAAHAHAHA .... oh wait. You're being serious ....

 

LOL is that your come back LOL. OK another YSB:


Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Scousers net?
Scousers net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Dozy Fckin' Dudek!

 

Yes, that's erm ... really original.

Wake me when you come up with a chant that hasn't been around in one form or another since the mid-1970's. Presumably this will coincide with your first visit to a football match.

The Internet is useful, but ....

In the meantime, we'll set aside the utterly hilarious fantasy that United have anything even remotely original attached to them (short of the world's only known strand of hereditary Genital warts, of course).

 

Are you talking about the Neville brothers mate.

 

LOL @YSB. You still aint come up with anything yet. Its not actually the internet aswell mate it's the world wide web, there is a difference; you probably lack the mental capacity to understand due to a poor diet and having been fed cow formula as an enfant. En tout cas here is something else:

Sit down pinocchio...
Sit down pinocchio...
Sit down pinocchio...
Sit down pinocchio...

You've got pinocchio...
And our car stereos...
You've got pinocchio...
And our car stereos...

 

Classic. I have to keep asking the lad i sit next to at St James' Park, what the away fans are singing.

 

Hahahahaha. I missed that one.

 

in 76,
now this is true,
a trophy was won,
by a team in blue,
but its been a long time,
since that date,
so we'll sing them a song,
that they fcukin hate

28yrs..........
(repeat till fade)


in 2001,
and all had a laugh,
the scouse won 3 trophies,
you could buy in cafe,
so we'll sing you this song,
to leave you in tears,
you aint won the league for 14 long years

14yrs...............
(repeat till fade)

 

What is it I am meant to be coming up with, exactly? A rebuttal to your dreary cut'n'paste job from whatever wannabe site you usually hang about on? Sorry, but it's not worth my time, plastic.

Arf ... well whatever, eh? As long as we're clear about the central premise, which is that you are an embarrassingly obvious little wannabe who thinks a couple of minutes on Google scratching up lame fourth-hand chants that nigh-on every club in the universes uses is somehow proof of United fans' originality. Like I said - wake me when you've actually been to a football match.

Talking of which ...

LOL! You have got to be the thickest cunt I've ever come across on this or any other board. THAT'S your idea of original? Jesus Christ - what are you - the original fucking Thalidomide Kid? Should you even be near electrical equipment? I wouldn't want your face to fall off or anything, you hapless freak.

Stop embarrassing yourself. Anyone who's ever been anywhere near a football ground in real life can tell you that your "original" chants are about as commonplace as rain in fucking Manchester. Oh, sorry - over your head? Well, it rains a lot in Manchester you see. It's to do with being squeezed in between the coast on one side and the Pennines on the other, apparently.

I mean, the "slums" chant ... . Mancs sing it at us when they come over, we sing it at them when we go over there and all cockneys sing it at all of us whenever they're up here.

If that's the best you can do in your efforts to appear insightful, then do please spare yourself the effort. Google is not always your friend, you plastic dipshit. The Dudek one? The first time I heard that was from some Ipswich fans about Ray Kennedy over 20 years ago. Seriously, you're just making a tit of yourself here.

Rags haven't got a single original chant between them. That's one of those silly tales that is perpetuated on internet message boards where every fucker is pretending to be a Stretford End regular but in fact has been to the Skip once, for a League Cup tie in 1997. It's quite sad really, but then it's plastics like you that make it all the worse for that dying breed of fan, the real Manchester United supporter.

Stop making their world worse.

(Even that dreary "Glory Glory" chant was nicked off Spurs, for fuck's sake! HAHAHA!)

 

LOL@YSB, you typed all that out just for me? Arrrrrr poor little scouser LOL, I don't actually use Google, due to inherent favouritism towards IBL's. Not like you'd understand you have a poor diet. It's funny how you base your argument purely on 'you've never been to a footy match before' LOL. At least that beats 'You don't live in Manchester'.

ps. might be hypertension

pps: If we're not original then why did we post chants on the site in Spanish just to insult your team? That's original.

ppps. Here's anoter classic :mrgreen:

Feed the Scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time,
Feed the Scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time,
etc.....

pppps. You still aint come back with anything LOL.

 

This Is how it feels to be Citeh...
This Is how it feels to be small....
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all.... nothing at all

 

Oh good God almighty, you really are a mong of the most tragic order. The "Live Aid" chant? Why do you keep posting things that prove beyond a shadow of a hint of a doubt that the Mancs are the dreariest, least original fans in the universe?

Actually - that's a point: are you in some way brain-damaged? I feel you ought to be straight up about this, I'm not comfortable with you being this easy - if you are actually an official retard then tell me and I'll stop doing this to you.

If you are not in fact a complete fliddo, then like I said - do yourself a favour and stop embarrassing yourself. I mean, you're even throwing in technogeek schmack now, that's got to be the very crustiest, last scraping of the oldest, deepest barrel of the lot. I think all you have left is pointing out any typo's I make.

Tragic.

 

Hahahahaha tis good though

 

Homer Simpson: "Ahahaha! It's funny .. because it's true ..."

 

Hahahahaha WINNER.

 

At middlesbrough last night when the police were filming us, someone got this chant going. (to Blue Moon)

' Stand up
You might as well stand up
We dont want to sit on our arses
Please old bill can we leave our seats alone'

When they continued filming us we sang

'Go and film some Pedophiles instead'

Some that I've tried getting going at away games.

'Who the fcuk, Who the fcuk, Who the fcuking hell are you?'

'You'd rather lie in the fields amongst the grass
You'd rather molest a sheep than a fit normal lass
On your Yorkshire farms'

'Stuff your hole with casserole
Get plastered
go home, beat up the wife
ya big fat yorkshire bstard.'

'Go t'dole, get giro, go t'pub get plastered
go home, beat up t'wife, ya big fat yorkshire bstard.'

'If you dont talk proper shut yer mouth'

'Oh Manchester is a wonderful place to be
Full of tits, fanny and Manchester City'

 

A few others.

(At Brum away when it was 40 quid)

Karen Brady, Rich old lady
40 QUID TO PARK ME ARSE?


Keane one.

Whos that twat they call Keano?
Whos that twat they all adore?
Give him 50 thousand quid
and he'll score for Real Madrid
United aint in the cup anymore.

Wembley ones:

I'm dreaming of a Blue Wembley
Just like the ones I used to know
They'll be blue flags flying and scousers dying

Shaun Goater, Superstar
How many goals have you scored so far?
One, two maybe three
but he scored with his tit and we're at wembley


Silvestre:

Hes French, hes sh1t
He likes to suck Nevilles d1ck
Michael Silvestre
Michael Silvestre

Sun Jihai:

Singing aye aye yippie sun jihai
Singing aye aye yippie sun jihai
aye aye yippie
his dads got a chippy
Singing aye aye yippie sun jihai

Oh Sun Jihaiii
hes a chinky not a thaiii


Man United:

The Streford End sing
The stretford end shout
the stretford end sing silly songs we know fcuk all about
but we all agree,
those red bsatards should be shovelling sh1t on the island of Capri


To Pinochio.

Big nose
You've got a fcuking big nose
Where does the hanky go?
Straight, straight up his nose



Alan Ball:

alan ball is a footballing genius clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Gio Kinkladze

And all the runs he makes are winding
and all the goals he scores are blinding
we might look like were not gonna score
Are you gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all, you're my Alan Ball

Gary Neville:


Derby Day
the scores were level
the goat was fed by Gary Neville
Silly boy, he should know for sure
FEED THE GOAT AND HE WILL SCORE


Graham Poll:

Oh Graham Poll
Hes a fcuking arsehole

Hes blind, hes sh1t
He has wobbly tits
Graham Poll
Graham Poll


England fans in Germany

My granddad killed your granddad
doo dah
doo dah


To any fat bloke in the home end

'Have you ever
Have you ever
Have you ever seen a salad
Have you fcuk'

 

England fans. Classic
Fat bloke. Classic aswell.


A fat bloke one we sung at Blackburn on Boxing Day a coupla seasons ago.

You fat bastard
You fat bastard
Who ate all the pies.

 

um no I was just going to mention you're malnourished. You don't need to spend an hour writting drafts if you want to be insulting LOL.

 

in your Liverpool slums...

 

sun ji hai one is funny.