chants

I know it, but your a Chelsea supporter so im not tellin'.

Laa Laa Laa Laa Laaaa laaa Geordies.
Laa Laa Laa Laa Laaaa Laaa Geordies.

 

Chelsea nick our songs.

 

Yeh, but you nick everybody elses!!

 

Taxi for London
Taxi For London

 

http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/

Hasn't been updated in a while though...

 

Haha, they they have got a couple of NUFC lines wrong. Poco if you love the toon. Its pogo if you love the toon and they have cocked up a few others. Not to worry.

 

barcodes aint doing to good, they took it up the backside today!

 

Erm Man Utd will win nothing this season mate, i'm willing to put my house on it.

 

you mean your caravan?

 

Well i prefer to call it a Motor Home. But i would gladly bet that.

 

The best chants are the dirty ones.

Like

'Merseyside says thanks...'

You know the one I mean.

 

Oh, and this was voted chant of the season last year, started off by Leeds fans.

'Hes out of the England squad and we know why
Cause Rio got high
Cause Rio got high
La la la la'

Pure class.

 

Here's one we sung at Old Trafford, when the muppet was still on his ban.

'Should of pissed in a bottle. Pissed in a bottle. Pissed in a bottle. Class.

As i was driving home after the match, we noticed a truck coming out of a junction, i flashed to let him out, and it was none other than Rio himself. His Registration was RF1. Class.

 

So you go to most NUFC away games then?

 

Not really, i've been to about 7 in three seasons.

 

I've missed less than that in the last 6 years, lad.

 

Been a season ticket holder for the past 4 years. I missed the Champions league games out. Barca and Inter Milan. So it should be 9 or 10, oh and Liverpool in the FA cup at Anfield, when the stewards wouldnt let me in.

 

theres only ONE Arsene Wenger, one....
with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
wenger is a fcking paedophile.....


that one pmsl

 

Havent heard that one. Classic.

 

I always hear Liverpool fans sing what appears to be "Youll never Walk Alone", but I really cannot match it up. It doesn't sound anything like any "Youll Never Walk Alone" that I've heard on audio. (including Liverpool crowd versions)

 

When NUFC are at Liverpool, the toon army sing ' sign on, sign on, you'll never work again '. Thats what you can probs here fella. Because Scouser have a reputation of being on the ' rock and roll '

 

Nah... it sounds like thousands are singing it
At away games as well

 

slightly incorrect. To the tune of 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland'.

Arsene, Arsene Wenger,
Arsene, Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets
and a cute little smile
Wenger is a fcking paedophile.

Then there's; to the tune of 'My Old Man'.

Don't sit down when Sol Campbell is around, or you'll get a penis up your arse!

And to the same tune;

My old man
Said 'Be an Arsenal fan'
I said "fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt!"

 

Thats what i said, ' Sign On Sign On You'll never work again. Sign On Sign On. '